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hyperhazard posted:This one? I didn't know it was possible to look that much like an extraterrestrial without several pounds of makeup.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 13:14 |
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Klaus88 posted:I didn't know it was possible to look that much like an extraterrestrial without several pounds of makeup. He looks like any one of harry enfield's 'I'm a total twat'* characters, which is what I assumed he was going for. * that's any of them then.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 13:37 |
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hyperhazard posted:This one? I'd never gotten angry about a picture before I saw that
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:18 |
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Klaus88 posted:
They may be physically good looking, but grown women who are still obsessed with a children's cartoon are by no means attractive.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:38 |
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MAXIMUM OVERDIDNT
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:17 |
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hyperhazard posted:This one? Its bad enough he's all all the ladies are starin at me But then he goes on to explain that he O_O can't handle all this attention omg so spoopy This is the kind of post/photo that you find when you google your name 20 years later and then every time you try to go to bed you think about what a loving idiot you once were.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:19 |
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hyperhazard posted:This one? WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF FACE IS HE MAKING
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:35 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF FACE IS HE MAKING I'm gonna go with Constipated Smug.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:37 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Its bad enough he's all all the ladies are starin at me I'm sure all the women WERE staring at him, but not for the reason he thinks
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:38 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF FACE IS HE MAKING Have you seen the faces teenagers make in mirror selfies? I can't identify what any of them are supposed to convey other than calculated.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:43 |
Everblight posted:
"My mom made me walk the dog today"
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:46 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:They may be physically good looking, but grown women who are still obsessed with a children's cartoon are by no means attractive. A sincere thank you for pointing out my poor word choice there.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:46 |
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I like how not a one of you has considered that he's mentally handicapped.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:51 |
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I'm just gonna link it cause it's long. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3d6z2l/tifu_by_asking_my_4year_old_cousin_where_her/ tl; dr; guys cousin has an imaginary friend and points out she lives in a cemetery. Edit updates someone goes look up the cemetery names record and finds exactly 1 person by the name of the imaginary friend. Edit update he's gonna go get more information from his cousin on Friday.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:55 |
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MindlessHavok posted:I like how not a one of you has considered that he's mentally handicapped. Not this poo poo again. How about we just consider him mentally competent for the purposes of posting (and being mocked) on the internet.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:59 |
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MindlessHavok posted:I like how not a one of you has considered that he's mentally handicapped. Please my ovaries are moist enough
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:01 |
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MindlessHavok posted:I like how not a one of you has considered that he's mentally handicapped. So now all mentally handicapped people are imbecils, huh? See how I flipped the script on you, do I get my social warrior badge
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:07 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:I'm just gonna link it cause it's long. This is probably poo poo that happened, up to the part where the kid's imaginary friend is an actual ghost.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:11 |
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Settle down guys, I genuinely liked that no one went "the guy is clearly retarded duh". This has to be the most reactionary/smuggest thread on the forums.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:14 |
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MindlessHavok posted:Settle down guys, I genuinely liked that no one went "the guy is clearly retarded duh". Who the gently caress do you think you are talking too?
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 20:52 |
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reformed bad troll posted:Who the gently caress do you think you are talking too? He's probably some retard.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:22 |
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Not exactly STDH but it's basically the novel version, does anyone have a link to the thread where some guy posted excerpts of some awful book about an army veteran who ends up getting involved in rescuing some kidnapped girls. e: The character might be called ghost
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 00:26 |
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EmmyOk posted:Not exactly STDH but it's basically the novel version, does anyone have a link to the thread where some guy posted excerpts of some awful book about an army veteran who ends up getting involved in rescuing some kidnapped girls. John Ringo?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:03 |
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Vindolanda posted:John Ringo? Yes that is it! Thanks http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:12 |
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EmmyOk posted:Yes that is it! Thanks That thread should be considered by the by.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:20 |
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EmmyOk posted:Not exactly STDH but it's basically the novel version, does anyone have a link to the thread where some guy posted excerpts of some awful book about an army veteran who ends up getting involved in rescuing some kidnapped girls. The protagonist hides in the wheel well of a plane right at the beginning. Ringo wanted to end the book with the terrorists arriving at their destination, discovering a half-dead guy wildly hallucinating in the landing gear, and asking each other who this douchebag is.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:56 |
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Tunicate posted:The protagonist hides in the wheel well of a plane right at the beginning. Ringo wanted to end the book with the terrorists arriving at their destination, discovering a half-dead guy wildly hallucinating in the landing gear, and asking each other who this douchebag is. He didn't even write it for mass publication, he was just getting crazy ideas out of his head and on the page. When he posted excerpts of the work on a forum, though, a bunch of people went "Holy poo poo this is awesome!", and that's how the Paladin of Shadows came to see the light of day. Never underestimate what some people want to read, I guess.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:01 |
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:This is probably poo poo that happened, up to the part where the kid's imaginary friend is an actual ghost. Why would the little ghost come all that way? There must be closer kids for her to terrorize.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 08:41 |
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Doesn't he already have her number?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:28 |
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Cruel and Unusual posted:
That is a tinder screenshot
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:33 |
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Doesn't he already have her number? Jesus christ.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:44 |
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EmmyOk posted:That is a tinder screenshot Not sure why would anyone bother asking for a number if you are only looking to get laid.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:28 |
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WaltherFeng posted:Not sure why would anyone bother asking for a number if you are only looking to get laid. Fair point. I can't find the screenshot but my favourite tinder message thread goes "Do you like guys with big dicks?" "Yeah " "Sorry for wasting your time"
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:32 |
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Cruel and Unusual posted:
Maybe she posted the number for NAMBLA.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:36 |
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EmmyOk posted:Fair point. I can't find the screenshot but my favourite tinder message thread goes Is there an emote for a selfburn?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 08:43 |
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quote:Front Page Edit** poo poo this is what the hell i make it to the front page with? Okay to clear things up
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 12:00 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Front Page Edit** poo poo this is what the hell i make it to the front page with? Okay to clear things up Do you think these people walk around telling their friends, teachers, parents, etc., about how they got on the front page of imgur? "Hey you loving pussy, watch where you're walking." "Your jibes can't touch me today dear sir...I'm on the front page of imgur."
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 14:18 |
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EmmyOk posted:Fair point. I can't find the screenshot but my favourite tinder message thread goes This is a good thing
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 14:27 |
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Boofchicken posted:Do you think these people walk around telling their friends, teachers, parents, etc., about how they got on the front page of imgur? My brother-in-law is a hardcore imgurite and I can confirm that he does brag about his upvotes. He has never made the front page though which actually makes it sadder.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 16:43 |
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Boofchicken posted:Do you think these people walk around telling their friends, teachers, parents, etc., about how they got on the front page of imgur? "Haha just kidding man, you alright? Peace"
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