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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Honestly, a wash and a highlight layer on the skintones and those would be perfectly serviceable, table-top quality paintjobs.

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Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
"LE" exclusive? I'd always thought the topless DEldar slaves were an urban myth.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Loxbourne posted:

"LE" exclusive? I'd always thought the topless DEldar slaves were an urban myth.

They still sell them, as it happens. They're not topless, but they have detailed nipples through their slave-bikinis.

http://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Dark-Eldar-Prisoners

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



I've definitely seen topless ones, but those could have been conversions I guess.

E: I found some pictures of them in bare metal. I vaguely remember them being for sale at Games Day one year, but thinking they looked dumb as poo poo.

One sold on eBay for $62, so I probably should have bought ten of them.

moths fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jul 15, 2015

Doctor Borris
May 29, 2014

Sometimes Serious.
Sometimes Satirical.
Never Ever Sarcastic.
Ever.
Consider this....

Slave Girls are so profitible GW still sells them despite axing everything else.

....

I got some awhile back for my Battlewagon for war prisoners.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Doctor Borris posted:

Consider this....

Slave Girls are so profitible GW still sells them despite axing everything else.

....

I got some awhile back for my Battlewagon for war prisoners.

Is anyone buying them? I mean, even if you want a Slave Leia mini they're horribly low quality by today's standards.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I think I bought a pack of them waaaaaaaay back in order to convert my Slaanesh chaos lord for my old CSM. But bits order was strong then since she was made from the WHFB Slaanesh hero body and sword, the head sawed off of the SoB slave, one of the old metal CSM backpacks, the old metal Scout Bike stormbolter with the drum clip and then the slave girl sitting up behind her.

Bit's order was loving rad is I guess what I'm trying to say.

Doctor Borris
May 29, 2014

Sometimes Serious.
Sometimes Satirical.
Never Ever Sarcastic.
Ever.
Yeah well bits orders are completely unprofitable which is why GW decided there was no way they could maintain it and... oh hey Privateer Press....

http://store.privateerpress.com/

That is so weird, Privateer Press sells none of its current models on its own website and instead directs you to the FLGS. Man what a silly company. Doesn't even have web bundles!

Also they sell goofy swag based about its IP *rolls eyes* how plebian!

Doctor Borris fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jul 16, 2015

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Doctor Borris posted:

Yeah well bits orders are completely unprofitable which is why GW decided there was no way they could maintain it and... oh hey Privateer Press....

http://store.privateerpress.com/

That is so weird, Privateer Press sells none of its current models on its own website and instead directs you to the FLGS. Man what a silly company. Doesn't even have web bundles!

Also they sell goofy swag based about its IP *rolls eyes* how plebian!



Oh cut them some slack, they're stuck in a different century. I mean, recently a PP goon gave away 20+ battleboxes in the Warhammer thread. The mind boggles. Don't they know that every box they give away is one box less sold!? That's just cutting your own throat, profit-wise! :signings:

Pierzak fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jul 16, 2015

Doctor Borris
May 29, 2014

Sometimes Serious.
Sometimes Satirical.
Never Ever Sarcastic.
Ever.

Pierzak posted:

Oh cut them some slack, they're stuck in a different century. I mean, recently a PP goon gave away 20+ battleboxes in the Warhammer thread. The mind boggles. Don't they know that every box they give away is one box less sold!? That's just cutting your own throat, profit-wise! :signings:

If each of those people buys a hundred dollars worth of stuff, thats 50 dollars in battlebox direct PP lost!

If they spend a hundred, privateer lost 50 dollars, so that is like they're selling their products at a 33% loss! If those customers had just bought all those products at full price from the website direct from PP they would have made ALL that money.

Obviously GW is better at this then the new fish. :smug:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Pierzak posted:

PP goon gave away 20+ battleboxes in the Warhammer thread

drat, should have been in the thread :(

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Pierzak posted:

Oh cut them some slack, they're stuck in a different century. I mean, recently a PP goon gave away 20+ battleboxes in the Warhammer thread. The mind boggles. Don't they know that every box they give away is one box less sold!? That's just cutting your own throat, profit-wise! :signings:

we got more than the battleboxes, we also got some free posters and a nifty PP dogtag that i'll be putting on my case

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

spectralent posted:

Is anyone buying them? I mean, even if you want a Slave Leia mini they're horribly low quality by today's standards.

Never forget that this is a terrible hobby for terrible people.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Business Gorillas posted:

we got more than the battleboxes, we also got some free posters and a nifty PP dogtag that i'll be putting on my case

Tell me this wasn't in the GW Death Thread.


Lord Hypnostache posted:

Never forget that this is a terrible hobby for terrible people.

Gonna paint some titties on my 6mm tanks!

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Lord Hypnostache posted:

Never forget that this is a terrible hobby for terrible people.

Thinking about it, is... is this why Kingdom Death did well? People wanted modern-quality slave leias? :negative:

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

spectralent posted:

Thinking about it, is... is this why Kingdom Death did well? People wanted modern-quality slave leias? :negative:

If you're going to buy little sculpted Tits, you may as well get the best Tits money can buy. You wouldn't buy a porn mag with blurry pictures if you had the choice, would you?

Not sure why but my phone capitalises Tits but it does.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

spectralent posted:

Thinking about it, is... is this why Kingdom Death did well? People wanted modern-quality slave leias? :negative:

Did they have anything that's exactly slave leia, and not some dumb gunslave? Wait, is KD 28mm?

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

JcDent posted:

Did they have anything that's exactly slave leia, and not some dumb gunslave? Wait, is KD 28mm?

Admittedly I just assumed they'd have half-dressed slave minis. When you've got a naked woman in bondage already it's not much of an escalation.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

spectralent posted:

Admittedly I just assumed they'd have half-dressed slave minis. When you've got a naked woman in bondage already it's not much of an escalation.

Well, might be something to that regard. I'd say they're probably the best producer of titty, because, as this thread has illustrated, there's no part of female anathomy that doesn't mystify miniature sculptures (though breasts and faces are the most severe victims).

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

JcDent posted:

Tell me this wasn't in the GW Death Thread.

It was in the Warhammer Fantasy thread, amazingly enough! A looot of folks in there, including me, are open to pretty much any different game that hasn't been Sigmared and is good instead.

I just got my new box of trollbloods and they're pretty cool. Next month when I have some time I'm gonna make some trolls and probably buy some cajun alligators for them to be pals with.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Leperflesh posted:

It was in the Warhammer Fantasy thread, amazingly enough! A looot of folks in there, including me, are open to pretty much any different game that hasn't been Sigmared and is good instead.

I just got my new box of trollbloods and they're pretty cool. Next month when I have some time I'm gonna make some trolls and probably buy some cajun alligators for them to be pals with.

I kind of miss your effortposting. How's everyone taking the points-less wonder? How is it supposed to be balanced anyway?

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Leperflesh posted:

Next month when I have some time I'm gonna make some trolls and probably buy some cajun alligators for them to be pals with.

A man who knows what's up. Team Git Off Our Land.

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid

JcDent posted:

I kind of miss your effortposting. How's everyone taking the points-less wonder? How is it supposed to be balanced anyway?

Badly. It... isn't? Who the gently caress knows. At this point we're migrating to better games anyway.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



JcDent posted:

How is it supposed to be balanced anyway?

Lol

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

JcDent posted:

I kind of miss your effortposting. How's everyone taking the points-less wonder? How is it supposed to be balanced anyway?

It's not meant to be balanced, maaan. Games Workshop has freed us from the tyranny of tournament players, WAACs, and accessible club pickup games. Real gamers divine fair matches with the imperial tarot like all true believers.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

JcDent posted:

1) How's everyone taking the points-less wonder?
2) How is it supposed to be balanced anyway?

1) Fanboys are starting to eat it up as expected, the more skeptical of us are avoiding it like the plague.
2) It isn't. (Or possibly by using predefined lists for scenarios, but those only work with the models in the AoS box)

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
Can we keep the Sigmar discussion in the Sigmar thread?

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

Sigma-X posted:

Can we keep the Sigmar discussion in the Sigmar thread?

Every thread containing discussion of Warhammer, 40K, GW games, miniatures games, minis, dice, or games must become the Death Pool thread. It's inevitable and unstoppable, like the heat death of the universe.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
We have a Sigmar thread?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

We can guess that GW plans to gradually release more and more kits specifically for AoS, and that with those will come scenarios, probably in books you have to pay for. The online warscrolls for existing miniatures appear to be - and according to Serious Gaylord who says he spoke with a GW rep at a con, are confirmed to be - a thinly-veiled farewell to the entire existing Fantasy line and the entire 8th edition and earlier Fantasy fanbase, complete with joke rules intentionally made to embarrass them out of wanting to play their now-obsolete units in public.

Hilariously, GW is clearly committing to this thing bigtime. They're actually supposedly spending money to promote it at cons! They put a big Sigmarite statue out front of their headquarters, replacing the iconic space marine that's been there for, I don't know, at least a decade? They're heavily promoting the game to independent stockists and pushing it hard in their stores.

It may yet be salvageable, from a rules perspective, since there are already fan-made mods to add in points, throw out the stupidest parts of the ruleset, and sort of half-assedly create a game that has some semblance of balance and gameplay.

What probably isn't salvageable is the total lore-ectomy and replacement of the longstanding and interesting Fantasy old world with this new reality-balls soulless ripoff of Norse mythology and Space Marine iconography. The basic underlying mechanic of the game, despite being greatly simplified from Warhammer Fantasy, is still also dumb and repetitive and completely ignorant of how other tabletop wargames have solved various problems.

So tl:dr, it's being panned online massively, but there are always GW apologists and for that matter, plenty of people who will "reserve judgement until I've tried it" and probably a fair number of sadly-resigned warhams who will grudgingly play AoS anyway because that's what their local gamers are doing.

As for balance, GW still won't acknowledge that balance is actually a desirable feature of a game.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

PantsOptional posted:

Every thread containing discussion of Warhammer, 40K, GW games, miniatures games, minis, dice, or games must become the Death Pool thread. It's inevitable and unstoppable, like the heat death of the universe.

I bought 5 Eternal Liberators to test out metal techniques. They're good for something at least!

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

Z the IVth posted:

I bought 5 Eternal Liberators to test out metal techniques. They're good for something at least!

Convergence of Cryss infantry / heavy infantry are painted as all metal (mine are mostly brass and bronze), better models, have a ruleset that actually Works and you won't be giving GW money.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Sigma-X posted:

Can we keep the Sigmar discussion in the Sigmar thread?
Given your username, you can only discuss Sigmax in the Sigmax thread.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Interesting. Thank you, guys! Hopefully, ebay will be soon filled with cheap used minis I can cut up to be guardsmen I won't use one day.

To get the thread back on track, I don't think this was posted:





PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Once again this thread has been confused with the "loving awesome" thread.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

If you think about it, that's somewhat similar to some army today putting cave paintings of bison and stickmen with spears onto their livery.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Some unit somewhere probably does. They put plenty weirder poo poo on their sleeves.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


JcDent posted:

Interesting. Thank you, guys! Hopefully, ebay will be soon filled with cheap used minis I can cut up to be guardsmen I won't use one day.

To get the thread back on track, I don't think this was posted:







I was waiting for an excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It is a good thing to post.

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TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

PantsOptional posted:

Once again this thread has been confused with the "loving awesome" thread.

I was with you until I saw the titan.

Missed opportunity for the tiger-mouth.

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