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artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Yeah but with CAH you don't learn anything except for which of your friends takes too drat long every turn

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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

syscall girl posted:

They do corrections on the show. I think episode K Knowledge talked about how a given percentage of "facts" will not be factual after x number of years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGgmmX-dzgU

Additionally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmkvfzYwkk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7SOLBuy8HI

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
More silly things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJpo26QLiT4

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Ozz81 posted:

More silly things

give me back my 37 seconds you motherfucre

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Chard posted:

give me back my 37 seconds you motherfucre

You should probably ask for sexual favors via PM

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I was playing with an online Dreamscope generator.

This is what it did to my avatar:



And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
That is some They Live level poo poo right there.

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Dick Trauma posted:

And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:





I'm so sorry.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Three pages AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS?!?

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Dick Trauma posted:

And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:



Man, your mom turned into a real bitch.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

CobiWann posted:

Three pages AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS?!?

A simple internet search posted:

The thing that starts with "H" and means you will always be the bridesmaid and never the bride is 'halitosis'. However, it does not actually exist. It was invented by Lambert Pharmacia, the makers of Listerine, so that they could sell mouthwash. Listerine, which is named after Joseph Lister, inventor of antiseptics, was originally sold as an antiseptic, but then without changing the formula the company began selling it as a substance for washing floors, a cure for gonorrhoea, and then as a mouthwash. As it was the first ever mouthwash, they decided to invent the idea of halitosis to shift Listerine, and it worked, expanding the size of their company greatly.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
deep dreaming is basically the Dogscape story

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Honky MoFo
Aug 22, 2000

There are some mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking face!

CobiWann posted:

Three pages AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS?!?

Huge?

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.



CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004

Screenshots and clips of QI look fine and all but just about every good zinger joke looks so obviously scripted. Just everytime I see something from it I think "FAAAAKE"

I've never watched the show.

CaptBushido has a new favorite as of 05:19 on Jul 16, 2015

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dick Trauma posted:

I was playing with an online Dreamscope generator.

This is what it did to my avatar:



And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:



I have a gift for you!
https://github.com/samim23/DeepDreamAnim

It's not porn, although I guess you could make a deepdream video of porn.


Bored has a new favorite as of 05:51 on Jul 16, 2015

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Acne Rain posted:

deep dreaming is basically the Dogscape story

Seriously. Program something else for it to look for besides dogs already.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Birb Katter posted:


A simple internet search posted:
The thing that starts with "H" and means you will always be the bridesmaid and never the bride is 'halitosis'. However, it does not actually exist. It was invented by Lambert Pharmacia, the makers of Listerine, so that they could sell mouthwash. Listerine, which is named after Joseph Lister, inventor of antiseptics, was originally sold as an antiseptic, but then without changing the formula the company began selling it as a substance for washing floors, a cure for gonorrhoea, and then as a mouthwash. As it was the first ever mouthwash, they decided to invent the idea of halitosis to shift Listerine, and it worked, expanding the size of their company greatly.


Wikipedia posted:

Contrary to the popular belief, also raised on QI, that Listerine coined the term halitosis, it actually dates from the 1870s,[34] although it only became commonly used in the 1920s when a marketing campaign promoted Listerine as a solution for "chronic halitosis". The company was the first to manufacture mouth washes in the United States. According to Freakonomics:

"Listerine [...] was invented in the nineteenth century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea. But it wasn't a runaway success until the 1920s, when it was pitched as a solution for "chronic halitosis"— a then obscure medical term for bad breath. Listerine's new ads featured forlorn young women and men, eager for marriage but turned off by their mate's rotten breath. "Can I be happy with him in spite of that?" one maiden asked herself. Until that time, bad breath was not conventionally considered such a catastrophe. But Listerine changed that. As the advertising scholar James B. Twitchell writes, "Listerine did not make mouthwash as much as it made halitosis." In just seven years, the company's revenues rose from $115,000 to more than $8 million."[35]

I don't know what simple internet whatevers to believe anymore

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Here's a tip - if someone is trying to tell you that bad breath is not a thing, odds are they smell like a rat crawled into their mouth and died.

Even then, mouthwash from a century ago bears no relation to the formulations used today.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

CaptBushido posted:

Screenshots and clips of QI look fine and all but just about every good zinger joke looks so obviously scripted. Just everytime I see something from it I think "FAAAAKE"
As with a lot of shows, some things are scripted, some things are genuine spur of the moment. From what I remember reading it's not even so much that they script it as that they show panelists the questions in advance and let them come up with some funny answers. Usually those are the icebreaker for five minutes of banter but it's the Q/A format that tends to make it into gifs.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

Here's a tip - if someone is trying to tell you that bad breath is not a thing, odds are they smell like a rat crawled into their mouth and died.

Even then, mouthwash from a century ago bears no relation to the formulations used today.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I have to keep reminding myself that panel based comedy shows are such an alien concept to some americans. Another tip - they aren't really playing for points.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jippa posted:

I have to keep reminding myself that panel based comedy shows are such an alien concept to some americans. Another tip - they aren't really playing for points.

Alan Davies is going to be heartbroken.

You. Horrible. Monster.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Look how loving cool and funny I am by not liking QI, you guys! Suck my dick!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

CaptBushido posted:

Screenshots and clips of QI look fine and all but just about every good zinger joke looks so obviously scripted. Just everytime I see something from it I think "FAAAAKE"

I've never watched the show.

"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"

"Not really. It's something more spontaneous, it's called wit."

Pity, actually, I can't find the episode. Blackadder, Season Two: Money.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

CaptBushido posted:

Screenshots and clips of QI look fine and all but just about every good zinger joke looks so obviously scripted. Just everytime I see something from it I think "FAAAAKE"

I've never watched the show.

I get the same feeling.

I'm curious though if it's just loosely scripted, or completely down on paper like @Midnight where they're all "Here's your jokes, read them in order."

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I get the same feeling.

I'm curious though if it's just loosely scripted, or completely down on paper like @Midnight where they're all "Here's your jokes, read them in order."

it's not scripted, but they cut half of the footage away, so tv/youtube watchers get to see a funnier show than the audience.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Edmond Dantes posted:



I'm so sorry.



I'm sorrier.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Hogge Wild posted:

it's not scripted, but they cut half of the footage away, so tv/youtube watchers get to see a funnier show than the audience.

Not to mention that a lot of the contestants are stand-up comedians who are all near the top of their profession. It's not surprising that they come out with some good stuff.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

spog posted:

Not to mention that a lot of the contestants are stand-up comedians who are all near the top of their profession. It's not surprising that they come out with some good stuff.

yeah

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jippa posted:

I have to keep reminding myself that panel based comedy shows are such an alien concept to some americans. Another tip - they aren't really playing for points.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks would just break them.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

Never Mind the Buzzcocks would just break them.

:rip:

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Look how loving cool and funny I am by not liking QI, you guys! Suck my dick!



Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I never noticed that Busey is wearing a yin-yang pin at his neck.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

LoonShia posted:

I never noticed that Busey is wearing a yin-yang pin at his neck.

I really don't want to meet the Yin version of Busey.

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RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I really don't want to meet the Yin version of Busey.

What if Gary Busey IS the Yin version? :ohdear:

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