The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

I'm a boy!

And what a boy!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:40

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# ? May 31, 2024 08:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Class3KillStorm posted:

Oh! So hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions... jalapeno relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Albuquerque!

Fine, we'll just get the Planet Express crew to quote Simpsons lines :mad:

# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

And what a boy!

That's not how I remember it. :mad:

# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:51

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

I'm a boy!

That's what the pumpkin said.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:54

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's not how I remember it.

Everything looks bad if you remember it... :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Fine, we'll just get the Planet Express crew to quote Simpsons lines

# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:06

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

You're right--this was the greatest vacation ever.

Now let us never speak of it again.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

Uh-oh, I smell another cheap forum crossover!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Oh! So hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions... jalapeno relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Albuquerque!

For I am the moderator...of Albuquerque!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 05:49

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

They're out of hot dogs!

Ahhhh!!

German potato salad! :ohdear:

# ? Jul 16, 2015 16:24

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

Hey, man, I really love your show. I think all kids should watch it.

I suddenly feel so dirty.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 16:37

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

Hey, man, I really love your show. I think all kids should watch it.

I suddenly feel so dirty.

Unclean! Unclean!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 16:55

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

York_M_Chan posted:

Unclean! Unclean!

Whoops, lost a nail. Well that's leprosy for you. Drink up!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 17:34

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

York_M_Chan posted:

Unclean! Unclean!

Still not clean, stink of failure still on me.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 19:04

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

Unclean! Unclean!

# ? Jul 16, 2015 19:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Baka-nin posted:

Still not clean, stink of failure still on me.

My baloney has a first name
It's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name
It's H-O-M-E-R

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:29

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Mister Kingdom posted:

My baloney has a first name
It's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name
It's H-O-M-E-R

Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:30

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:45

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in.

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:51

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

I'm a boy!

Hi, TMMadman! We're going to be in a pie!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:33

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Everything Counts posted:

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

You're baby stink breath! You're baby stink breath!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 14:37

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Everything Counts posted:

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

That's it, Everything Counts: he knows the whole hot dog song! Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lock of your hair to remember you by.

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Roark posted:

That's it, Everything Counts: he knows the whole hot dog song! Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lock of your hair to remember you by.

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

Good news, Roark! I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement for her that's superior to her in almost every way!