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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfing_club

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

See also

net.art
4chan

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
fan wikis may be cheating, but....

quote:

"ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
―Jabba's last words, before being strangled to death by Leia[src]

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

theflyingorc posted:

so, I'm not 100% up on my stereotypes, but this sentence seems to imply that men are more emotional?

i need to review my MRA literature, apparently

i have no idea what it's about but in light of this post

prefect posted:

i remember noticing that i was l-type as a kid, and it freaked me out (for no reason that i could see), so i made a conscious change, and now doing it l-type feels weird

i just assumed it was about masturbation techniques

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

goddamnedtwisto posted:

i have no idea what it's about but in light of this post


i just assumed it was about masturbation techniques

i suppose you could get your wang in there; it might be an advanced technique i'm not familiar with

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

theflyingorc posted:

fan wikis may be cheating, but....

they're SO cheating, i mean come on.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cloaca

There are literally canon and non-canon entries for Mouth.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mouth/Canon

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mouth

yeah, fan wikis are too loving easy

edit- and for the record, these came from a brief glance at Category: Anatomy

Iridium fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jul 17, 2015

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

prefect posted:

i suppose you could get your wang in there; it might be an advanced technique i'm not familiar with

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Luemmel

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:stare:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Haemosiderosis is haemochromatosis caused by excessive blood transfusions, that is, haemosiderosis is a form of secondary haemochromatosis.[33][34]

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
English: Masturbation Techniques: The Backhand Method
A variation on the good ol’ fist method. Kind of feels like someone else is giving you a handy, since they’re coming at you in the opposite direction.

English: Swinging of the genitals to provide sexual stimulation.

The 'ringing-the-bell' technique is one of the so called "freehand-methods", because the genitals are not stimulated with the hand. To do it, one stand with slightly spread legs while supporting oneself on a sofa or a chair. One then move one's pelvis back and forth, until the cock and eggs swings to and fro. Depending on the amount of movement, size and mass of the cock and eggs, the genitals clap against the stomach and buttcrack, causing an intensive feeling. This technique is particularly suitable for people with big genitals and sagging eggs. When one moves one's pelvis in circles, the cock also slaps the inner-upper-legs.
Fun or dangerous? Pretty sure this is how someone gets poked in the eye with a dick.

English: Masturbation Techniques: The Campfire Method

Remind anyone of those Boy Scout camping trips?

Take the penis between both palms and rub by one hand forward and the other simultaneously moved backwards – and vice versa. This technique is used very much like standing up and in the shower. If the foreskin is long enough the foreskin is rubbed over the glans, otherwise in circumcised cocks that directly stimulates the head then use a lubricant, such as saliva, precum or oil. This technique can be performed very quickly and is especially popular with young guys learning to masturbate or when you want to get off fast.

But beware: When rapidly design and without lubricant, it can very quickly become sore, or even become sore – this technique is not called in English “Campfire Method” (campfire method, based on the fire-making with a log).

English: Masturbation Techniques: The Forefinger-Banging
A much more efficient way of road testing for drunkenness. Forget touching your nose with your finger. The real trick is touching your bellybutton with the tip of your cock.

English: Masturbation Techniques: The 3 Finger Backward Masterbation Technique

This way of mastubation is another popular way of pleasuring yourself, men send hours jackin off and love to be creative with their sexual pleasuring. In the UK a common term for masturbation is wanking, wanking off or in the States Jackin off, this particular method in the masturbation video, is more of a pulling the penis method, it’s like milking a penis. Grasping the shaft in one hand and pulling down then up, until you orgasm. Using lube for masterbation is important especially if you have dry hands are in the shower or have no moisture or precum to slide down the shaft. Taking care of your penis avoiding tears and dangerous sex toys is important so invest in quality lube and the best masterbating toys, “sex toys” they last you longer, you’ll have a more realistic experience and help you orgasm at a higher level. make sure you use a cleaner for your toys so they don’t collect bacteria and keep your body healthy so you can have endless hours of great sex while you hone your ways to have fun masterbating and preparing to share your amazing sex skills with your lover.

English: Masturbation Techniques: The Basic Fist Method

Basic Hand Technique – One of the Most Popular Ways to Masturbate.
Masturbation techniques: the simple rule – massage the penis until he starts to become erect, hold the penis around the shaft and move up and down rubbing the sensitive head with the foreskin. This method helps the blood flow and get a really strong erection, if your are circumcised then make sure you se a lubricant suitable genital lubricant to get the best pleasure and avoid rubbing him raw. If you wank “pull” up and down hard enough you may even stimulate your balls at the same time. Keep the movement going until you orgasm, as with any types of masturbation you can changes styles for variation and pleasure.

English: Urethra-Massage

This is a little slower method but perfect for trainng the penis head to become very sensitive.
With the fingertip of the index finger apply a little massage oil, (check this out, it must be safe for internal use) slightly stretch the hole so you can insert the tip of your finger and massage your hole, while you fix the thumb and the other fingers on the head of your penis. There’s no need to use massage oil if you have pre cum unless you like it really smooth and oily for the extra lubricant. This technique is particularly useful when you are about to climax, but still want to delay this. Teach your partner this technique but don’t get too carried away and stretch your urethra hole to wide, you can have your partner put her tongue inside your hole to moisten or finish you off after you have climaxed or are about to.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol @ the Campfire method, did this guy never play with modelling clay as a childe?

/ looks forlornly down at long, thin and slightly lumpy cock :smith:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gluteal_cleft.jpg

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

:yosbutt:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
five years on and the bad images list is still mostly weird looking nerd dongs





in case you were wondering

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mr._Carter4

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Panty Saluter posted:

five years on and the internet is still mostly weird looking nerd dongs





in case you were wondering

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
:nws: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Photographs_by_Peter_Klashorst :nws:

is "no honey it's just for wikipedia" the new "no honey it's just for us"?

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Tell_You_a_Story

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



prefect posted:

i remember noticing that i was l-type as a kid, and it freaked me out (for no reason that i could see), so i made a conscious change, and now doing it l-type feels weird

my uncle was born left-handed but was forced by teachers to use his right hand for everything. he ended up being ambidextrous, but also he died of cancer

makes u think

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang






jesus gently caress

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

that man wants to make sure w all get the most out of our wank time :patriot:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

:nws: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Photographs_by_Peter_Klashorst :nws:

is "no honey it's just for wikipedia" the new "no honey it's just for us"?

without this man there would be no

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_ice_cream

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Woman rubbing ice-cream on her shaved genitalia.jpg
9.37 MB

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Panty Saluter posted:

Woman rubbing ice-cream on her shaved genitalia.jpg
9.37 MB

tbh i expected more visible rubbing

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Panty Saluter posted:

that man wants to make sure w all get the most out of our wank time :patriot:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Luemmel

lots and lots of notices about deletion debates.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
awful app crashed while i was viewing this page



















i sent the crash report :getin:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Snapchat A Titty posted:

tbh i expected more visible rubbing

feel free to contribute a second artistic interpretation to the category!

personally i'm more disappointed in the paltry selection over at
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_barbecued_food

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

feel free to contribute a second artistic interpretation to the category!

personally i'm more disappointed in the paltry selection over at
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_barbecued_food

cute smile but really i just feel bad all around

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

feel free to contribute a second artistic interpretation to the category!

personally i'm more disappointed in the paltry selection over at
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_or_partially_nude_people_with_barbecued_food

mom no

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

cute smile but really i just feel bad all around

king of the hill cosplay is getting out of hand

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

quote:

The word is an example of onomatopoeia, intended to humorously represent the metaphorical sound[2] of the plonked user hitting the bottom of the kill file (imagined perhaps as a bit bucket).

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

The controversial advertisement for Daikatana.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Boxturret posted:


The controversial advertisement for Daikatana.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

theflyingorc posted:

scientists get high on their own farts about how important it is that they watch ocelots bone or subject mercury to 9000 different electric currents or whatever

engineers build stuff while assuming that they're doing a good job of it because they are an engineer regardless of whether they're an idiot or not

there I summed it all up
so web developers actually are engineers then

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

The Leck posted:

so web developers actually are engineers then

web developers don't so much build stuff as just slot premade parts together badly and then try to dodge responsibility when the finished product doesn't quite work as intended

you might as well call me an engineer because I put some ikea furniture together and it hasn't collapsed yet

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
http://loser.com

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lol

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
It should be noted that a subversive look at otakuism is not a defining factor of Kaikai Kiki's galleries; Bome, one of the most important artists involved with the very first Superflat exhibition, is a famous otaku figure sculptor and his work based on existing bishoujo anime characters has been showcased in multiple galleries including a solo exhibition in the Kaikai Kiki Gallery. The artist Mr. is a self-described lolicon and views his artwork to be not a cultural commentary but a portrayal of his own personal fantasies. [4]

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

File talk:Obese Chihuahua.jpg

That is not a Chihuahua. That is a cat you idiot....

I showed the photo to my friend the veterinary technician. She says "It's got the coarser hair of a dog, plus the hind leg is definitely that of a dog". DS (talk) 14:28, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

OldAlias posted:

File talk:Obese Chihuahua.jpg

That is not a Chihuahua. That is a cat you idiot....

I showed the photo to my friend the veterinary technician. She says "It's got the coarser hair of a dog, plus the hind leg is definitely that of a dog". DS (talk) 14:28, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

The following pages on the English Wikipedia link to this file (pages on other projects are not listed):

Chihuahua (dog)
Obesity in pets

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