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Freedom, 9/11, and a right to bear firearms. Thank you.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:26 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:36 |
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*Accidentally reads all caps portion of notes out loud* "Don't say friend of the family!"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:31 |
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"We should bomb Iran!" "We should Bomb Iran harder!" "We should nuke Iran to keep them from getting nukes!" We're invading Iraq again!
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 17:58 |
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fade5 posted:"We should bomb Iran!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:08 |
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liberals are the REAL bigots
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:10 |
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I love death and suffering of the lower classes
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:13 |
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those liberals want to destroy the america we love and know to exploit by providing education, free healthcare, better infrastructure. Do you really want a more bountiful, unexploited America?! You want jobs? I'll got to China and hem haw about getting it back for you, maybe. If you pay me.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:16 |
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"If we don't sacrifice thousands of troops over THERE, the war will come kill maybe five or six every three or four years OVER HERE, and that's just bad foreign policy."
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:53 |
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*seethes with near-visible contempt at having to share the stage with the rest of these clowns.*
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:05 |
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"Ooops!" *dons glasses*
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:32 |
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rear end cobra posted:*Accidentally reads all caps portion of notes out loud* "Clearly what the governor was really trying to communicate with this remark, which might I add was taken out of context by the mainstream media, is how deeply and sincerely he believes that nobody should ever say the N-word. Including and especially those hip-hop artists on the VH1, you know the ones I mean, because when you think about it aren't they the ones really giving black people a bad name?" -- a guy on Fox News the next day
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:51 |
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*Checks notes written in sharpie on palm of hand* "Energy!"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:51 |
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"Cops is our friends"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:11 |
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"Let me tell you the three things I want to cut - Entitlements, social services, and uh, uh, I can't quite think up the last one, uh"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:15 |
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unlike my opponent, i have the support of hard-working white americans
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:22 |
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oh wait that was hillary
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:22 |
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It's ok cause she's also a republican candidate.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:11 |
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it is time to move the country past the disastrous obama administration, which began on january 20, 2001
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:25 |
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If we don't give the job creators more tax cuts, then they will take their job-creating machines and leave.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:32 |
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"Ronald Reagan"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:33 |
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i am pro-life and i believe planned parenthood are nazis!
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:33 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:36 |
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*pulls out dog whistle* *blows into it as hard as possible* *warps to world 3*
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:16 |
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BUG JUG posted:*pulls out dog whistle*
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:19 |
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*is terrible* *somehow elected anyway*
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:42 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:*seethes with near-visible contempt at having to share the stage with the rest of these clowns.* lol if you think Christie is making the debate
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:43 |
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Chokes McGee posted:lol if you think Christie is making the debate While the best example, he's hardly the only one it fits.
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:46 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:While the best example, he's hardly the only one it fits. Ironic when you think about it
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 00:48 |
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BUG JUG posted:*pulls out dog whistle* Fixed.
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 01:00 |
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BENGHAZI 9/11 MY CHRISTIAN FAITH TERRORISM THUGS A R E TROOPS
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:08 |
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loquacius posted:"Clearly what the governor was really trying to communicate with this remark, which might I add was taken out of context by the mainstream media, is how deeply and sincerely he believes that nobody should ever say the N-word. Including and especially those hip-hop artists on the VH1, you know the ones I mean, because when you think about it aren't they the ones really giving black people a bad name?" -- a guy on Fox News the next day I think he meant to say bleh people
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:08 |
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the thing they said about me the last time i ran, but this time i'm saying it about the other person
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:20 |
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"VAccines are poison, my friends. I know that because Google. I don't read books. All blacks should be required to get drug-tested in utero, and every six months until they die. Also, God spoke to me personally."
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 05:12 |
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"Aw, shucky ducky!" - Ben Carson
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 06:02 |
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I'm a thousand times richer than any of these clowns on stage with me - Donald Trump
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:01 |
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I am not a scientist, which is why I am qualified to discount the consensus of nearly 100% of climate scientists and never pass a law that might affect how much businesses pollute because free market. Also, passing gun laws won't stop criminals, much in the same way that smoking laws don't reduce smoking. Further, we need to cut a few million dollars a year on this welfare program because we need to tighten our purse strings and reduce the debt, but the billions of dollars a small tax increase on the wealthy will bring in is just a drop in the bucket and won't do enough to address long term spending.
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:19 |
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I did not do this just to scam money out of the American populace. Please buy my book.
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 09:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo *sings*
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 15:16 |
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10 different attempts to put as much emphasis on "GOD" as possible when ending a statement with "God bless the USA"
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 16:35 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:36 |
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Donate to my campaign in bitcoin
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 16:38 |