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VikingSkull posted:io9 is kinda good weeaboo detected
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:30 |
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Life hack is one of my trigger phrases.
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USMC503 posted:Life hack is one of my trigger phrases. Having trouble getting up on time? Set an alarm on your phone to get you up early enough to get where you need to be on time! #lifehack
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Buying food only for it to go bad days later? Put in the refrigerator. #lifehack
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Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo #lifehack
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Omg. I'm being triggered so hard right now. I'm reporting you! Mods please ban this guy!
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VikingSkull posted:io9 is kinda good this. also foxtrot alpha is getting decent, but still really new. half of it's well researched and well-thought-out, the other half... isn't.
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Uh, just read buzzfeed? Wow they say there's no accounting for taste...
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thetechnoloser posted:this. also foxtrot alpha is getting decent, but still really new. half of it's well researched and well-thought-out, the other half... isn't. Foxtrot Alpha is hit or miss. Tyler seems to at least put in the effort to know what he's talking about. The other contributors are usually trash.
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gfanikf posted:Gawker self destructing is glorious. thought you said grover and was hoping for pics of that piece of poo poo haus falling down ![]() Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Foxtrot Alpha is hit or miss. Tyler seems to at least put in the effort to know what he's talking about. The other contributors are usually trash. They keep trotting out their military spy dude like a show dog.
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holocaust bloopers posted:They keep trotting out their military spy dude like a show dog. William Arkin is a trigger for me please don't.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Foxtrot Alpha is hit or miss. Tyler seems to at least put in the effort to know what he's talking about. The other contributors are usually trash. Yeah, now that I think about it, if it was just Tyler Roga-way-wich-whatever it'd be just about right.
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Two Finger posted:thought you said grover and was hoping for pics of that piece of poo poo haus falling down
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The Slithery D posted:http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/army-recruiter-accidentally-shoots-self-leg-gaines/nm2Tp/ LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Recruiters should be treated like any other felon and not allowed to own guns or vote. ![]()
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When you're right, you're right.
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last thing I want to do every drill weekend is stand in line outside the arms room for an hour and a half to sign out a weapon and ammo. then be worried all day that pfc fuckstick isnt going to somehow accidentally shoot me in the back while hes taking a selfie so he can fish for likes and OMG HERO on facebook. then have to stand in line for another hour and a half to turn it back in at the end of the day only to have it kicked back because there was one particle of dust inside the pistol grip and then clean it all over again just so i can stand in line again to turn it in and probably have it kicked back again because the military is literally the most asinine organization on earth
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:last thing I want to do every drill weekend is stand in line outside the arms room for an hour and a half to sign out a weapon and ammo. then be worried all day that pfc fuckstick isnt going to somehow accidentally shoot me in the back while hes taking a selfie so he can fish for likes and OMG HERO on facebook. then have to stand in line for another hour and a half to turn it back in at the end of the day only to have it kicked back because there was one particle of dust inside the pistol grip and then clean it all over again just so i can stand in line again to turn it in and probably have it kicked back again because the military is literally the most asinine organization on earth listen if you are the reserves or guard then like 50% of your experience there is PMCS or weapon cleaning
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:listen if you are the reserves or guard then like 50% of your experience there is PMCS or weapon cleaning The other 50% is sitting in the auditorium listening to annual briefings and then waiting in final formation for an hour for the CO and 1SG to appear because they've been dicking around in the office. e: Also being the command team for a HHC has got to be a terrible experience because you can't really tell anybody what to do and nobody respects you. psydude fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Two Finger posted:thought you said grover and was hoping for pics of that piece of poo poo haus falling down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHds3HGzCak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zPiTHjzVI
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psydude posted:The other 50% is sitting in the auditorium listening to annual briefings and then waiting in final formation for an hour for the CO and 1SG to appear because they've been dicking around in the office. my first co was the best since she did everything in her power to get us out of there by 2:30 PM on Sunday. she was a saint
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orange juche posted:
This will never not be hilarious.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:This will never not be hilarious.
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I like to think grover parachuted into a new account and still posts.![]()
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Holy fuckin lol
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It's like someone caught the moment he realized what he had done. Also this. Lazy Reservist fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Grover never left, though. For real. Hag's dead though. Buried in his finest 2 for 1 black tailor suit, in an abundance of turquoise, purple, and NASCAR probably within spitting distance (God knows that's still socially acceptable down there like its loving Guangdong province, mind you.) of an un-decked above ground pool. RIP Hag's, you left a large rear end print to fill in wherever your goony rear end squatted and wheezed for whatever amount of time that isn't just hard to fill, it's rather unpleasant and only a legit butt loving soddomite conditioned to occasionally smashing his glans up against a turd deep inside of another mans body could stand to deal with the stank your moderation left behind. May you rot in hell, and tell Matty Shep not to worry about his legacy because this guy named Shim has these.. ideas.. about what this new generation of millennials needs to take up re-enacting since the civil war is so passé, and black face makes "The Last Charge of Michael Brown" dicey for the white kids to take on. So I feel like live action (w/ lots of pyrotechnics and martial arts) dramatization of the Matt Shepoard story have a ton of potential. We could add a laser show. ![]() Just imagine it all. So beautiful. So wonderful. I love you all. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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orange juche posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHds3HGzCak needs the picture of the window at the bottom of the staircase and the description of how he forgot to secure his sewage pipe so when it rained it floated up and broke and flooded his lawn with raw sewage lmao and the bit where he basically came out and said 'gently caress it, i'll sign this poo poo off myself' speaking of houses hey beanison how's beanie acres coming along Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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http://www.ksla.com/story/29576944/...enttype=genericquote:EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. BJ 2015 – 13
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Can't the bases go "lol gently caress no you goddamn idiots" anyway?
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Bolow posted:Can't the bases go "lol gently caress no you goddamn idiots" anyway? Federal installations? Absolutely.
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pro music choice
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Bolow posted:Can't the bases go "lol gently caress no you goddamn idiots" anyway? Not the Guard
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Stultus Maximus posted:weeaboo detected that's kotaku, io9 is the sci-fi and science one
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VikingSkull posted:that's kotaku, io9 is the sci-fi and science one I don't know what any of these things are. I am either old and out of touch, or the drat kids are ruining the internet again. I'm not even going to bother going to urban dictionary to figure out what a weeboo is, because I'm afraid of the answer.
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el manjingo or how ever you spell his dumb name is an example of a weeaboo aka a japanese culture autist
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Better watch out before he does a sick totally not gay jiu jitsu move on you
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Derek- you know those kids who's parents bowl cut their hair and they carry pillows with cartoon characters on them around at all times and they never quite got rid of the whole acne thing? Me either, and the day I do know one of those kids there'll be a loving hate crime. But I'm willing to bet you a scheckel that a weaboo is some subset of the Japanophile (Heil Nippon, I suppose) Autist I'm imagining. P.S. GOD BLESS YOU PAUL "DIMPLES" TIBBET. I HOPE YOUR PART OF HEAVEN IS JUST JAPAN AS A HUGE NUCLEAR BOMBING AND GUNNERY RANGE TO CALIBRATE YOUR INSTRUMENTS ON AND DIAL IN YIELDS ENROUTE TO DOING WHAT THAT PUSSY TRUMAN COULD'NT DO: KILOTONS FOR KOREA AND MEGATONS FOR MANCHURIA. HEIL LEMAY, MAY THE GLORIOUS DOUBLE FLASH IF NUCLEAR CLEANSING BLEACH OUR SOULS, AMEN. ![]()
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:30 |
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And this ones for you, Meowlins and ManMythLegend. ![]() Don't let a dude named "Fat Leonard" buy your 26 grand dinner, Admiral. ![]()
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