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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

actionjackson posted:

Okay, so we are different :)

My mother taught high school English though so I've always been turned off by bad grammar and spelling.

Please keep your parent incest fetish to yourself

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



This is so not my thing but I can least respect pulling it off, unlike weirdo fuckup clown person I posted pages ago

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



They should repeal HIPPA so okcupid can tap into medical records to confirm body type

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

vyst posted:

They should repeal HIPPA so okcupid can tap into medical records to confirm body type

Spoiler if they mention their body type in the profile they are fat. Especially if they say they are a gym rat.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





neonbregna posted:

Spoiler if they mention their body type in the profile they are fat. Especially if they say they are a gym rat.

I've seen plenty of fats that post their crossfit pictures and also say they are athletic.

Risky
May 18, 2003

So, how long before sex with a "good" girl that wants a longterm? I'm used to gettin it on the first night with most girls but this one is really making me work for it.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

ElGroucho posted:

If you answer the exact opposite of most of the poo poo you actually believe, you'd probably end up with a pretty sexy dumb idiot for at least a night

as a pretty sexy dumb idiot i gotta point out this can backfire I got a date with a goon once

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Coolness Averted posted:

as a pretty sexy dumb idiot i gotta point out this can backfire I got a date with a goon once

Did you ask her about the stairs?

You have to make a positive ID in situations like this.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Risky posted:

So, how long before sex with a "good" girl that wants a longterm? I'm used to gettin it on the first night with most girls but this one is really making me work for it.

I think 3 dates is pretty standard, unless this is one of those weird Christian girls.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


show the pic fuckface I want to see the fat

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeoMarr posted:

show the pic fuckface I want to see the fat

Die cis scum

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Same, but unironically

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Sounds legit to me.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

I have that, but I am whitey, problematic.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





pretend i posted that goon talking about letting blacks beat him up and not pressing charges because of white privilege

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

SaltLick posted:

pretend i posted that goon talking about letting blacks beat him up and not pressing charges because of white privilege

Please post a link to that because it sounds hilarious.

Lacedaemonius
Jan 18, 2015

Rub a dub dub
This thread is far more entertaining if you imagine everyone's posting their own OKC profile.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Lacedaemonius posted:

This thread is far more entertaining if you imagine everyone's posting their own OKC profile.

Gonna PM that barmaid.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes



memes, shitposting, and squids

also I'm not actually asking for money, it's a joke, please don't take it seriously. I do make small crafts and items and if you want to buy one of them then that's the only time I will accept your money.

I'm mentally ill btw I'm not saying that as a joke, I am actually diagnosed with mental illnesses
What I’m doing with my life
memes, shitposting, and wanting money for various things
I’m really good at
shitposting and loving memes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Splatoon and Kingdom Hearts are my latest favorites
The six things I could never do without
memes, shitposting, my pets, Internet, games, and hair care products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the gently caress are boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
wanting money, posting memes, and shitposting

You should message me if
memes and shitposting and if u want to give me money or items with nothing in return except for my dazzling conversation skills /s

(In response to a picture of me with an AR-10)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jul 18, 2015

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
That is not an adult

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

That is not an adult

shes also a virgin which makes sense in perspective

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

memes

memes

memes

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
gently caress the retard

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Also she might have Alzheimer's or something with that reminder next to her

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Stop stalking adolescent mental patients online.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

LeoMarr posted:



memes, shitposting, and squids

also I'm not actually asking for money, it's a joke, please don't take it seriously. I do make small crafts and items and if you want to buy one of them then that's the only time I will accept your money.

I'm mentally ill btw I'm not saying that as a joke, I am actually diagnosed with mental illnesses
What I m doing with my life
memes, shitposting, and wanting money for various things
I m really good at
shitposting and loving memes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Splatoon and Kingdom Hearts are my latest favorites
The six things I could never do without
memes, shitposting, my pets, Internet, games, and hair care products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the gently caress are boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
wanting money, posting memes, and shitposting

You should message me if
memes and shitposting and if u want to give me money or items with nothing in return except for my dazzling conversation skills /s

(In response to a picture of me with an AR-10)


Sounds like a good date or a bad honeypot

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Also she might have Alzheimer's or something with that reminder next to her

I think she might be living in a group home.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

LeoMarr posted:



memes, shitposting, and squids

also I'm not actually asking for money, it's a joke, please don't take it seriously. I do make small crafts and items and if you want to buy one of them then that's the only time I will accept your money.

I'm mentally ill btw I'm not saying that as a joke, I am actually diagnosed with mental illnesses
What I’m doing with my life
memes, shitposting, and wanting money for various things
I’m really good at
shitposting and loving memes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Splatoon and Kingdom Hearts are my latest favorites
The six things I could never do without
memes, shitposting, my pets, Internet, games, and hair care products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the gently caress are boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
wanting money, posting memes, and shitposting

You should message me if
memes and shitposting and if u want to give me money or items with nothing in return except for my dazzling conversation skills /s

(In response to a picture of me with an AR-10)


That's statutory op

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I had a girl like me the other night and she called herself curvy and put that in her Details pane and she was actually the real kind of curvy color me shocked.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Jesus Christ, I have .mp4 files older than that child.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
best of luck with that trap, mate.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes




probably wouldgoing to

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

LeoMarr posted:




probably wouldgoing to

As someone with hosed up teeth, I'm pretty sure she's gonna have hosed-up teeth.

Make sure you check extra careful before allowing her mandibles anywhere near your dick.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

LeoMarr posted:




probably wouldgoing to

she has a shrine to her cats



wowza

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Top City Homo posted:

she has a shrine to her cats



wowza

well not her cats, they don't allow pets in the group home

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

LeoMarr posted:




probably wouldgoing to

Is it really worth having to go door to door for the rest of your life man

all having to move every time the city builds a school too close

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Is it really worth having to go door to door for the rest of your life man

all having to move every time the city builds a school too close

If there is one thing you have to worry about in America it's the constant building and expanding of schools! Just all the time there are new, modern, not-over-capacity schools springing up. And they are always improving and expanding existing ones too. Especially in the cities!

All those construction zones are a real pain let me tell you what. You euros wouldn't know.

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
drat son, just trying to make a sex offender joke, if your municipality got stagnation problems/doesn't value education then sorry but don't take that poo poo out on me

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Zoning by-law ownage ITT

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