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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/17/asamoah-gyan-shanghai-ghana-sunderland-controversy

Some girl Gyan was having an affair with claims shes pregnant and he " forcibly sodomized" her and that she has a video of it on her phone

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


trem_two posted:

Frimpong was sent off with a straight red for reacting to a fan racially abusing him today against Spartak Moscow




Stay classy, Russia

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/17/asamoah-gyan-shanghai-ghana-sunderland-controversy

Some girl Gyan was having an affair with claims shes pregnant and he " forcibly sodomized" her and that she has a video of it on her phone

What if all the accusations about Gyan are true and he's some sort of rapist witch doctor

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
How the gently caress do you manage to take cellphone video of someone buttraping you? That's gangta as gently caress, respect.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Parody Threads posted:

How the gently caress do you manage to take cellphone video of someone buttraping you? That's gangta as gently caress, respect.

Very carefully

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Parody Threads posted:

How the gently caress do you manage to take cellphone video of someone buttraping you? That's gangta as gently caress, respect.

People said selfie sticks were pointless.....

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Kinda sounds like they were already filming it and he threw it in her butt without asking.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

blue footed boobie posted:

Kinda sounds like they were already filming it and he threw it in her butt without asking.

You can't get pregnant through the butt

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

blue footed boobie posted:

Kinda sounds like they were already filming it and he threw it in her butt without asking.

But that's not rape.

Edit: saw it described as "forcible sodimization" nm then.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Remember when Frimpong made a music video with Lethal Bizzle waxing lyrical about playing with Van Persie. It seemed tragic at the time but looking back that was the height of his career.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Remember when Frimpong made a music video with Lethal Bizzle waxing lyrical about playing with Van Persie. It seemed tragic at the time but looking back that was the height of his career.

Leave it yeah

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Remember when Frimpong made a music video with Lethal Bizzle waxing lyrical about playing with Van Persie. It seemed tragic at the time but looking back that was the height of his career.

Yeah Van Persie never really recovered that form.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Carrier posted:

Yeah Van Persie never really recovered that form.

i didnt know he posted in pwm!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...n-10413892.html

A 10 match ban for using abusive language towards an opposition player lol

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
You're doing the Lord's work Kirk :britain:

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Jose posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...n-10413892.html

A 10 match ban for using abusive language towards an opposition player lol

That's 4 more that Ciftci got for biting someone

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Any idea what was said?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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julian assflange posted:

Any idea what was said?

called him an Arsenal fan iirc

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Frimpong was given a 2 match ban for his "offensive behavior" towards Spartak Moscow supporters that were doing racist chants towards him. At the same time, the Russian football federation found "no evidence" of racist behavior by the Spartak supporters, even though on the video you can clearly hear them making monkey noises towards him.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




trem_two posted:

Frimpong was given a 2 match ban for his "offensive behavior" towards Spartak Moscow supporters that were doing racist chants towards him. At the same time, the Russian football federation found "no evidence" of racist behavior by the Spartak supporters, even though on the video you can clearly hear them making monkey noises towards him.

In response to all this, Hulk (who earlier this year accused a ref of racially abusing him) told the RFU to FU and cancelled his appearance at the World Cup Qualifiers draw.

the RFU also found "insufficient evidence" of the ref doing a racism, what a loving joke

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Weaponized Cum posted:

called him an Arsenal fan iirc

Ban this sick filth

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Troy Queef posted:

In response to all this, Hulk (who earlier this year accused a ref of racially abusing him) told the RFU to FU and cancelled his appearance at the World Cup Qualifiers draw.

the RFU also found "insufficient evidence" of the ref doing a racism, what a loving joke

Hulk also got hurt feelings when City fans sang 'you're not incredible' at him. Porto almost made an official complaint.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Racism is bad sure but we shouldn't encourage these players getting histrionic as it just actually empowers the racists, and it makes the players look like babies. Which is funny to see if youre a fan yelling abuse, so then they do it more, Think on that. Martin L. King would have just ignored it and kept playing

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

African AIDS cum posted:

Racism is bad sure but we shouldn't encourage these players getting histrionic as it just actually empowers the racists, and it makes the players look like babies. Which is funny to see if youre a fan yelling abuse, so then they do it more, Think on that. Martin L. King would have just ignored it and kept playing

tom.txt

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/27/brazil-midfielder-fred-failed-drugs-test

A shaktar player pissed hot at the copa america

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I'm sad that it wasn't The Bad Fred, but a different one

I'd have laughed a lot if the whole Brazilian doping house of cards had fallen down and it turned out to be Bad Fred's fault

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Faustino Asprilla Lends Friend £44K Horse, Friend Gets Drunk, Gives Away Horse

Really, there should be a camera crew following Faustino Asprilla at all times and filming every aspect of his life.

The former Newcastle, Parma and Colombia striker was pure entertainment on the pitch, and it seems he is even wilder off.

Since retiring, among other things, Asprilla has been arrested for "spraying security forces with machine gun bullets" and been openly courted by the porn industry.

His latest headline-grabbing act is actually one of generosity. Asprilla owns a £44,000 show horse called Lucas, which he decided to lend to a friend.

However, this is the world of Asprilla, so of course things had to take an unpredictable turn.

As per the BBC:

Unfortunately the friend ended up giving it away after drinking too much at a party following a parade at the Buga Fair.

Lucas went missing on 17 July and so desperate was the 45-year-old ex-Magpie to be reunited with him that he offered a £1,090 reward for information leading to the horse's return.

Valle del Cauca regional police chief Fernando Murillo told Bogota daily El Espectador that Lucas was eventually found in a stable in the town of Florida.

So thankfully, this story has a happy ending, and we have another chapter to add to the wild and wonderful world of Faustino Asprilla.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Openly courted by porn? Is he a match for Dion Dublin or something?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

JFairfax posted:

Faustino Asprilla Lends Friend £44K Horse, Friend Gets Drunk, Gives Away Horse

Really, there should be a camera crew following Faustino Asprilla at all times and filming every aspect of his life.

The former Newcastle, Parma and Colombia striker was pure entertainment on the pitch, and it seems he is even wilder off.

Since retiring, among other things, Asprilla has been arrested for "spraying security forces with machine gun bullets" and been openly courted by the porn industry.

His latest headline-grabbing act is actually one of generosity. Asprilla owns a £44,000 show horse called Lucas, which he decided to lend to a friend.

However, this is the world of Asprilla, so of course things had to take an unpredictable turn.

As per the BBC:

Unfortunately the friend ended up giving it away after drinking too much at a party following a parade at the Buga Fair.

Lucas went missing on 17 July and so desperate was the 45-year-old ex-Magpie to be reunited with him that he offered a £1,090 reward for information leading to the horse's return.

Valle del Cauca regional police chief Fernando Murillo told Bogota daily El Espectador that Lucas was eventually found in a stable in the town of Florida.

So thankfully, this story has a happy ending, and we have another chapter to add to the wild and wonderful world of Faustino Asprilla.

What?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Apparently it's an incident from 2008:

Asprilla – or Two-goal Tino as he was known during a spell with Newcastle United in the 1990s – has been charged with going on a shooting spree with a machine gun near his farm in south-west Colombia. The 38-year-old is under house arrest on charges related to illegal possession of weapons and criminal damage, his lawyer, Carlos Sanchez, said. He is accused of spraying a security checkpoint with gunfire in April. The post was hit by 28 bullets but nobody was hurt. He denies the charge.

Security guards say Asprilla reacted violently when they refused to allow his friends, three women and a bodyguard, past a checkpoint. Asprilla was reported to have said: "Seven people who were with me have not yet testified, and so I think it's a bit bit premature for me to be convicted.

"In fact, it reminds me of a movie I saw called Minority Report, in which people end up in jail even before you've committed the crime or even been tried."


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/colombian-footballer-accusedof-machinegun-shooting-spree-856093.html

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Asprilla was Balotelli but likeable and good

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
tino is the only newcastle player i liked besides shearer

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
"In fact, it reminds me of a movie I saw called Minority Report, in which people end up in jail even before you've committed the crime or even been tried."

Lol wtf

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

poo poo Farm posted:

tino is the only newcastle player i liked besides shearer

Pavel Srnicek

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


He is and was a oval office. But I guess you have to like him.


Also how can anyone dislike Peter Beardsley?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Philippe Albert

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
:jackbud: ginola

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Breath Ray posted:

Philippe Albert
:agreed:

:agreed:

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Ewar Woowar posted:

He is and was a oval office. But I guess you have to like him.


why? he was a massive dirty bellend, a poo poo pundit and played for big spending clubs that tried to, and in the case of blackburn, succeeded in buying the league

TelekineticBear! fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Aug 5, 2015

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Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

TelekineticBear! posted:

why? he was a massive dirty bellend, a poo poo pundit and played for big spending clubs that tried to, and in the case of blackburn, succeeded in buying the league

because i'm a blackburn fan & we bought the league like a proper big team

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