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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Bertrand Hustle posted:

Feuerzeug is German for "lighter" (as in cigarettes), and literally means "fire-thing".
"Thing" is too non-specific. Think more along the lines of tool or device.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

drgnwr1 posted:

What would the direct translation be for mortar as is used in brick walls?

iirc the modern one we're familiar with in bricklaying is just a phonetic loan word. They had their own, of course, and called it something else, but I dunno how that one parses. Knowing the way some other Japanese words work, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it's seriously just a compound word that translates to, "the wet poo poo that makes bricks stick together after it dries." It does poetically zen stuff sometimes, I really like the language.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
It sounds like these languages use something like kenning, although I guess to really be a proper kenning you'd have to call an air conditioner a "winter-box" or "the north wind of the house" or something

e: firetool isn't kenningy enough, call it a pocket-dragon

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
In England a lighter is called a sparky hotpiece.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Flipperwaldt posted:

"Thing" is too non-specific. Think more along the lines of tool or device.

So, "thingy".

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Flipperwaldt posted:

"Thing" is too non-specific. Think more along the lines of tool or device.
And for the first time they called it "a bomb" instead of "a device"...

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

The White Dragon posted:

My favorite is the Japanese word for "mortar," which is essentially an instruction manual. "Gun to be used on those who are armed for close combat" :v:


Aren't ACs also heating units, plus have some dehumidifying functions as well?

Which word for mortar are you talking about?

e:

The White Dragon posted:

iirc the modern one we're familiar with in bricklaying is just a phonetic loan word. They had their own, of course, and called it something else, but I dunno how that one parses. Knowing the way some other Japanese words work, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it's seriously just a compound word that translates to, "the wet poo poo that makes bricks stick together after it dries." It does poetically zen stuff sometimes, I really like the language.
The less common word would look like "Laquer Eater"


e2:For content
Man Refuses to Get Out of Hotel Pool, Demands Police Tickle Him

I realize Florida is cheating, but still

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 08:24 on Jul 16, 2015

butthole pornpig
May 12, 2013

The lens is conveniently housed in the pig's ass
Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire in Northern California

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-woman-lost-forest-20150630-story.html

quote:

A woman fought off bees, started a fire and survived on apples -- all after giving birth in a lonely stretch of Northern California forest, she told a Bay Area TV station. The woman, Amber Pangborn, 35, of Oroville, made a hasty decision to take an unfamiliar shortcut while driving to her parents’ house after going into labor Thursday.
Instead, she got lost.

quote:

Pangborn’s mother, Dianna Williams, told the L.A. Times that her nine-months-pregnant daughter went to a casino on Wednesday to visit a friend and get a respite from the hot temperatures. Pangborn, she said, was also hoping to induce labor.
After visiting the casino, she decided to head home, but she turned on the wrong road and ran out of gas, her mother said. She was forced to give birth to her baby in the forest.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

aequorea posted:

Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire in Northern California

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-woman-lost-forest-20150630-story.html

Remind me not to piss off whatever insane forest god this woman obviously insulted

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Remind me not to piss off that woman

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Obligatory link to actual article.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/lifting-items-vagina-improved-sex-6079849

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

So she's invented Kegels?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

I feel like the Kegels are the least weird of the poo poo this woman says.

quote:

"I can have an energy orgasm, which means an orgasm with takes place without touch, meaning I can have sex with my partner when he's on the other side of the room or even on the other side of the planet.

"So even hearing his voice or just thinking about him, I can have an orgasm."

Also -


Decrepus posted:

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I'm sorry you haven't figured out how to use AdBlock yet.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

quote:

"I can have an energy orgasm, which means an orgasm with takes place without touch, meaning I can have sex with my partner when he's on the other side of the room or even on the other side of the planet.

"So even hearing his voice or just thinking about him, I can have an orgasm."
I'd like what she's having.

Edit:

Dienes posted:

I'm sorry you haven't figured out how to use AdBlock yet.
AdBlock doesn't load the rest of the article for you on these, as far as I know.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

pookel posted:


AdBlock doesn't load the rest of the article for you on these, as far as I know.
Yeah, I have AdBlock and still get those questionnaires or else no article. But it wouldn't be the Something Awful Forums if people weren't condescendingly wrong

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
BROKEN BRITAIN!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

When that was first published, the photo had the caption: (library picture) (posed model)

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone




Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The new Chuck Tingle books looking promising

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tetracube posted:

The new Chuck Tingle booksbiographies of the Bush clan looking promising

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I saw this and thought of you, thread.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That is the best news story I've seen all day.

It was supposed to link to a story about a drunk squirrel, right?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

In this case, definitely not a typo.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


:iiam:

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
God bless you, Oklahoma.

Oklahoma man gets 30 years in prison for fatal atomic wedgie

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




This is kindof like posting the Vampire Kid headlines or like Alien Autopsy poo poo, though.

I'm pretty sure they think up headlines and then just google pictures to fit into their made up poo poo.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

British tabloids are special.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Collateral Damage posted:

British tabloids are special.

Eh, those ain't tabloids - they're magazines.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Maybe she was talking about heart disease?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

pookel posted:

I'd like what she's having.

sex? bet you would

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

syscall girl posted:

Something like "washing cat" for raccoon or "electric brain" for computer are funny but "air conditioner" is actually kind of archaic and stupid.

I know "electric brain" is computer in Mandarin, I'm guessing "washing cat" is also from there?

My favourite direct English translations were kangaroo being the "pocket mouse" and the giraffe labelled as a "long neck deer"

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


She had an asthma attack a week later and blamed the Doritos. Nice try girl.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Antifreeze Head posted:

I know "electric brain" is computer in Mandarin, I'm guessing "washing cat" is also from there?

My favourite direct English translations were kangaroo being the "pocket mouse" and the giraffe labelled as a "long neck deer"

It's actually "Washing rat" or raton laveur. It's French!

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

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