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Nevets
Sep 11, 2002

Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

SomeMathGuy posted:

It really is too bad that Batiuk is a lazy hack and will probably just use this for a few weeks' worth of "Man this sure used to be a dumb joke comic and not the brilliantly written dramatic masterpiece it is now" with a stable time-loop excuse, I'd love to see somebody spill the beans on something big, permanently altering the timeline. Or somebody accidentally gets killed, creating the Age of Funkpocalypse.

I'm eagerly awaiting the meeting between pre-cancer cancer wife and wife 2.0. When Lisa discovers her eventual fate, she decides to leave town forever so Les doesn't suffer all the heartache of watching her slowly die. This creates an anti-funkyverse where Les is a penniless hack, eeking out a living as a busboy at Montoni's and dreading coming home to inevitable publisher's rejection letters.

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^ Or where knowledge of her eventual fate causes her to redouble her efforts to beat the cancer before it even starts. As a result she survives, killing Les's entire reason for existence.



BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Mark Trail



Mark Trail drawn tears are the best tears.

Way better than the A3G teardrop tattoos.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


Often in this sort of comic (specifically, the Goofy Superhero genre), when somebody figures out the secret identity there's this whole rigamarole where they try to convince the person that he or she was mistaken. I'm glad to see that option appears to be off the table this time.


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


It never occurred to me to wonder how long this sort of thing has been going on, but now I see the answer is "longer than you would have expected."

Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jul 17, 2015

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Isn't he suppose to be in NYC for the summer?

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



How many times has this weird obsession come up? It's kinda getting fetishistically creepy.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Alabaster White posted:

It's kinda getting fetishistically creepy.
I'd rather have the inflation thing back. I think this is an annual thing.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Isn't PJ supposed to be holding a "Disneyland" pennant or something?

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


Just another example of Brooke's questionable writing.

Pibgorn

You can't blame him for not recognizing an extreme case of halitosis like that.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



EasyEW posted:

That's because the Leses are too busy having the "technically it would just be masturbation" conversation.

If Funky Winkerbean became a re-telling of The Man Who Folded Himself, I may actually start reading it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

9 Chickweed Lane 7/17/2004



Comitting :suicide:?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Just another example of Brooke's questionable writing.

Oh, hey, is this excretion of a story done with? How long did that take?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic











Radio Patrol




I love how you can see that all the men in the audience already hate this loving guy.







Women and their love for organ music! :argh:

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Wanamingo posted:

Zippy the Pinhead



If you imagine Zippy as Laszlo the penniless actor from the previous arc, miserable because he's unable to find a non-Zippy role, these strips get a lot darker.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

... so, doing the "female characters collapsing in sexual ecstasy from groin-mounted cell phone calls" thing ONCE wasn't enough for Brooke?

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts: Year Three (November 27-30, 1952)







Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Cas Overton, what a lady.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Alterian posted:

Isn't he suppose to be in NYC for the summer?

Let it never be said that Lunna will let a little thing like continuity get in the way of achieving its goal of being as awful as possible, as constantly as possible.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus





Mary Worth



No woman can long resist Adam's manly chest hair.



Rex Morgan MD





Oh what I would have given for a strip where June actually vomits.

Secret Agent X-9



BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Aw cool! I've always wondered, and now I know!



Zits



Careful, you guys are going to end up like RichandAmy.

Kevin & Kell



Mark Trail



Aw honey, that's just the way my friends show affection!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I'd there a particular reason people are out to kill Mandrake so strongly they're broadcasting negative vibes all over the god drat place?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

greatn posted:

I'd there a particular reason people are out to kill Mandrake so strongly they're broadcasting negative vibes all over the god drat place?

If you haven't noticed he's kind of a dick.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Zanzibar Ham posted:

If you haven't noticed he's kind of a dick.

I haven't, I just came into the story while he was in prison so all I've seen is he sometimes says one word of two before being cut off by "next time" and seizing up from psychic waves crashing into his brain to warn him someone is going to try and kill him any second now.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

greatn posted:

I haven't, I just came into the story while he was in prison so all I've seen is he sometimes says one word of two before being cut off by "next time" and seizing up from psychic waves crashing into his brain to warn him someone is going to try and kill him any second now.

He's shown some great dickishness in past storylines.

Although it might have been his teacher/father who was the huge dick? Or maybe they both had their own dickish adventures.

Either way, dickitude runs in the family.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
No Bloom County today, but Opus found Twitter.

Skippy (May 19, 1928)



Peanuts (August 2, 1969)



Funky Fanservicebean



Soooo...nothing about the hazards of aging poorly? The dangers of alcohol? Safe driving practices?

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (July 20-21, 1927)



He calls that a dog, but I think we all know a dorg when we see one.



Thimble Theater (February 4, 1929)

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Zanzibar Ham posted:

He's shown some great dickishness in past storylines.

Although it might have been his teacher/father who was the huge dick? Or maybe they both had their own dickish adventures.

Either way, dickitude runs in the family.
And we haven't even gotten to Luciphor -- called Cobra -- yet.

(But we're about to, I think, and oddly, he's actually less of a dick than either his dad or his brother. More sneering and murder attempts, less actively loving with people for absolutely no reason whatsoever.)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




EasyEW posted:

Funky Fanservicebean



"I have great coping skills!"
-A Depressed Alcoholic

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set is giving me flashbacks to retail (and Retail).


Working Daze dips into fetish territory again, I guess.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix asks the important question: "are typos puns?"

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is Working Daze really in newspapers? Actual, plant-fibre-based publications?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I love this thread beyond words, but there's a Chief Dharma-shaped hole in it. :(

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

For a moment, just a moment, I could have sworn that kid on the left was throwing up the horns.

Pastry of the Year posted:

I love this thread beyond words, but there's a Chief Dharma-shaped hole in it. :(

That there is.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze dips into fetish territory again, I guess.


Thanks for the panty shot, Zakor.

And thanks for making the panties flesh colored, colorist.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Julet Esqu posted:

Thanks for the panty shot, Zakor.

And thanks for making the panties flesh colored, colorist.

What panties? :q:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (July 19-20, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Three (December 1-3, 1952)





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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


As far as I recall, this is the first Quill's heard that he's supposed to help run this place. Fortunately he seems ok with it!


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones



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