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VendaGoat posted:I have a job and make money. I've had this for dinner several nights a week, just because I like it. Before I moved in with my boyfriend, dinner often consisted of things like: half a box of Triscuits; a large fries from McDonalds (which was cold); a bag of spinach; gummy bears, etc. Now I'm too embarrassed to be so self-neglectful which is pretty dumb because he still buys burritos from 7-11 when he's drunk so I doubt he'd care. We're both almost 30 and went to college. There is no age limit on eating like a five year old.
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i'm gonna have some leftover taco meat on a folded slice of bread with mustard gently caress you it's good
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Titus Sardonicus posted:i'm gonna have some leftover taco meat on a folded slice of bread Don't worry, you're only one more slice of bread away from a loose meat sandwich so you're basically eating real food.
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cyberia posted:Don't worry, you're only one more slice of bread away from a loose meat sandwich so you're basically eating real food. I semisorta had one of these last night. Cold spaghetti sauce (a LOT of meat and some bell pepper) sandwich. 
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cash crab posted:Before I moved in with my boyfriend, dinner often consisted of things like: half a box of Triscuits; a large fries from McDonalds (which was cold); a bag of spinach; gummy bears, etc. Now I'm too embarrassed to be so self-neglectful which is pretty dumb because he still buys burritos from 7-11 when he's drunk so I doubt he'd care. We're both almost 30 and went to college. There is no age limit on eating like a five year old. Last time my boyfriend was out of town, I had potato chips and lovely hummus for dinner two nights in a row. I almost felt hungover afterwards, and was pretty ashamed of myself, but buying real food would have required putting on pants. Not to mention, actually cooking would have meant washing dishes afterwards, and that just did not go with the disgustingly lazy weekend I had planned for myself.
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Crow Jane posted:Last time my boyfriend was out of town, I had potato chips and lovely hummus for dinner two nights in a row. I almost felt hungover afterwards, and was pretty ashamed of myself, but buying real food would have required putting on pants. Not to mention, actually cooking would have meant washing dishes afterwards, and that just did not go with the disgustingly lazy weekend I had planned for myself. Pants-free is the WAY...TO...BE!
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cash crab posted:Before I moved in with my boyfriend, dinner often consisted of things like: half a box of Triscuits; a large fries from McDonalds (which was cold); a bag of spinach; gummy bears, etc. Now I'm too embarrassed to be so self-neglectful which is pretty dumb because he still buys burritos from 7-11 when he's drunk so I doubt he'd care. We're both almost 30 and went to college. There is no age limit on eating like a five year old. I thought the raccoon posting thing was a gimmick.
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cyberia posted:Don't worry, you're only one more slice of bread away from a loose meat sandwich so you're basically eating real food. not... enough... leftover taco meat 
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Wasabi the J posted:I thought the raccoon posting thing was a gimmick. You know, it's weird, but other people started that, not me. I just sort of went along with it, and now people PM me with cute pictures of raccoons, so it works out well for me. But no, the eating weird stuff is 100% real, human behavior.
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It's a fine gimmick, honestly, it could be so much worse.
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Jul 19, 2015 01:09
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Showed this to my boyfriend. Responded with this. 
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 "This is what happens when you order the "American Pizza" in Sweden."
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gentle pete posted:
I mean, they aren't wrong if you think about it...
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w h a t
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Toriori posted:w h a t lol if you haven't seen silicoids and reploids before
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Toriori posted:w h a t Blueberry infused pork loin Or Orc cock
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Carlton Banks Teller posted:I mean, they aren't wrong if you think about it... There's a bar in Oslo called "American Bar" and I imagine this is what they serve
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Jul 19, 2015 03:37
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gentle pete posted:
is... is that ranch dressing?
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gentle pete posted:
Ranch dressing, frozen fries, that checks out. 
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This is a bit of a dark story, but here goes: A friend of mine used to swear up and down that everything went with ranch. At his funeral, his best friend's mom was responsible for providing the food (thank gently caress she ran a restaurant) and she naturally provided about ten bottles of ranch dressing. We discovered that brownies do not in fact pair with ranch. Crackers, however...
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Jul 19, 2015 04:32
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If you had had the right kind of brownies, you may have felt differently
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Jul 19, 2015 04:57
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Hasters posted:Ranch dressing, frozen fries, that checks out. You forgot the bacon 
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Trent posted:If you had had the right kind of brownies, you may have felt differently That would have made his funeral infinitely better, which wouldn't have been hard, 'cause you know. Funeral. Also, they served ham wraps? Pfft. VVV sounds yummy cash crab has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Jul 19, 2015 |
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Hasters posted:Ranch dressing, frozen fries, that checks out.
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Jul 19, 2015 05:38
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This looks like the poo poo my Russian coworker used to bring to work and reheat.
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Jul 19, 2015 05:57
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Hedenius posted:If it's from Sweden I'll bet that the sauce is actually "kebabsås". Literally means just kebab sauce and can vary a bit but is usually yoghurt based. Yogurt over Mayo supremacy erryday
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Jul 19, 2015 06:05
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Don't mayo-in-cup-with-fruit-at-bottom-shame
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Jul 19, 2015 06:21
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This thread needs to visit the Mayo Clinic.
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cash crab posted:This is a bit of a dark story, but here goes: A friend of mine used to swear up and down that everything went with ranch. At his funeral, his best friend's mom was responsible for providing the food (thank gently caress she ran a restaurant) and she naturally provided about ten bottles of ranch dressing. We discovered that brownies do not in fact pair with ranch. Crackers, however... did he die of Ranch overdose or something
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Ultimate Mango posted:So Velveeta and Boone's Farm to woo the ladies?
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FlyinPingu posted:did he die of Ranch overdose or something Heroin, actually. Which might explain the poor self-feeding habits tbh
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Anyone who doesn't eat peanut butter out of the jar is a noodlebrain of the highest order.
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CannonFodder posted:Cheez Whiz and MD20/20 for the fellas. Pasteurized Processed Cheddar Cheese Product and Black Booster Whisky.
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I have gazed into the void and bring gifts... 
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I have gazed into the void and bring gifts... Oooh Edible dirt (fancy way to say ground-up muesli/granola), Groundcherry, mint and what seems to be applesauce. (personally I'd go the full mile and make the pot edible as well.)
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:This thread needs to visit the Mayo Clinic. Might as well drink your calories, why the hell not?
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Toriori posted:w h a t Looks like something poorly cooked with red cabbage.
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