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Anyone who didn't initially pronounce as chah meeleon as a child is a liar or spaceman.quote:[My Niece] and I were out at lunch when she told me a story about her Saturday night.
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When a guy says you have 'the tightest pussy short of a 12 year old,' you need to call the police.
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When I worked in retail tech support this 15 year old girl who was trying to help her mother or grandmother set up her iPod was pronouncing sync as "syne-ss". I felt really bad so I just carefully slipped in the correct pronunciation but she was visibly embarrassed  Content: TiTP rarely fails to deliver.  I wish my doctor would give me a bs history lesson every time I went. That doctor must never have gone to school, otherwise he would know that there were no loving potatoes in North America then. In fact, potatoes weren't planted in the U.S. until almost 100 years later. I have no idea why that is the part that bothers me most.
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Thin Privilege posted:
Well obviously they only had the potatoes they had brought with them, so they needed to ration them carefully. 
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Jul 18, 2015 02:37
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Actually it's ah-nah-ma I say it *fart* *belch* *vomit* but that's just me.
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Postal Parcel posted:When a guy says you have 'the tightest pussy short of a 12 year old,' you need to call the police. I've had guys who try to use this or similar on me or women around me. They think they're being quirky and zany, when in actuality they come off as... well, a paedophile. It usually works as a great "steer well clear of this creepazoid" early warning alert.
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Jul 18, 2015 04:17
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I've had guys who try to use this or similar on me or women around me. They think they're being quirky and zany, when in actuality they come off as... well, a paedophile. I just don't understand the logic as a pick up tactic. Why would anyone (who wasn't a pedophile, we'll add that qualifier) want to bring 12 year olds up in any conversation regarding sex unless it was that they DIDN'T want to have it and were afraid of eventually having one.
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I always tell women they are loose like a blown out 18 wheeler tire so no one thinks I'm a creeper.
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sweeperbravo posted:I just don't understand the logic as a pick up tactic. Why would anyone (who wasn't a pedophile, we'll add that qualifier) want to bring 12 year olds up in any conversation regarding sex unless it was that they DIDN'T want to have it and were afraid of eventually having one. In at least a couple of cases they were absolute nerds who had only ever been to all-boy schools, and university or a job was literally the first place they'd been where they were able to openly interact sexually with girls. So they hadn't learnt that making "jokes" about impregnating you, comparing you to a child, or "I like my coffee like I like my women - ground up and stored in the freezer" was, uhhh, not actually funny and really kind of creepy.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:paedophile Redditor spotted Either that or a shoe salesman in the midst of a joke, but I don't see Al Bundy around here
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Jul 18, 2015 05:36
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Sentient Data posted:Redditor spotted Just an Australian  We use the UK spelling here. Or at least I do.
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Jul 18, 2015 05:41
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When I'm in public and have to say the word meme I deliberately mispronounce it so I can publicly humiliate anyone who corrects me for being a massive nerd, but then they always come back with something so incredibly clever or funny that I am the one embarrassed. A lot of the time any women in the vicinity start showing obvious and immediate signs of being attracted to my intended victim. Sometimes when It happens in public people actually applaud my intended victim for his Wit and Skill with Words (the weapon of the civilized man). I just wish I could play football, listen to pop music, victimize guys who like math, and be a terrible boyfriend to my shy Manic Pixie Girlfriend in peace.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:In at least a couple of cases they were absolute nerds who had only ever been to all-boy schools, and university or a job was literally the first place they'd been where they were able to openly interact sexually with girls. So they hadn't learnt that making "jokes" about impregnating you, comparing you to a child, or "I like my coffee like I like my women - ground up and stored in the freezer" was, uhhh, not actually funny and really kind of creepy. Buy Hannibal Brand Coffee It's so fresh, you'll swear you ground up her body yourself! 
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Jul 18, 2015 05:47
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Postal Parcel posted:Buy Hannibal Brand Coffee Not the worst serial killer crush to come out of tumblr. (Those would be the numerous actual IRL serial killer fetishists.)
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Jul 18, 2015 05:54
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Who the gently caress is putting their coffee in the freezer, is what I wanna know.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Actually it's ah-nah-ma MindlessHavok posted:What? Is this just one of those "never heard it pronounced" before or did they have some dumb reason for pronouncing it that way? You say 'they' like there's more than one person doing it.
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Jul 18, 2015 07:12
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"animated jiffs"
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Jul 18, 2015 13:47
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Each frame lasts 1/100 of a secon which is called a Jiffy - I will forever stand by jif being the correct pronunciation and the use of "graphical" being a reverse-found acronym that amounts to little more than a written pun
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Jul 18, 2015 14:28
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Byzantine posted:Who the gently caress is putting their coffee in the freezer, is what I wanna know. Makes storing ground coffee pretty easy
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Shame on anybody not hand grinding their beans right before making SHAME
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shame on anybody who doesn't have Enrique grind their coffee with his glutes
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Jul 18, 2015 23:13
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Realtalk grinding your own coffee tastes better and is more economical because it takes like a month for whole bean to go bad, so you can just5 buy those those huge bags once a month.
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Jul 18, 2015 23:15
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ElGroucho posted:Shame on anybody not hand grinding their beans right before making I have an automatic burr grinder that does all the work for me. Perfect grind every time. 
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Jul 18, 2015 23:50
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Verisimilidude posted:I have an automatic burr grinder that does all the work for me. Perfect grind every time. Are you posting from inside the freezer that you store your coffee in
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Jul 18, 2015 23:55
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Decrepus posted:Are you posting from inside the freezer that you store your coffee in I don't freeze my coffee ew
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Jul 19, 2015 00:02
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I make my coffee at a 0.055 to 1 coffee:water ratio at exactly 200 F and roast my beans every weekend on my garage with a dog bowl and heat gun and if you're not doing this then I don't even know what you're drinking.
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what i do is i have enrique drink my coffee for me and then i drink his piss and all the rest of you are loving scrubs git gud at coffee losers
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Boris Galerkin posted:I make my coffee at a 0.055 to 1 coffee:water ratio at exactly 200 F and roast my beans every weekend on my garage with a dog bowl and heat gun and if you're not doing this then I don't even know what you're drinking. 200 f is too hot pleb 180 for lyfe
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Sentient Data posted:Each frame lasts 1/100 of a secon which is called a Jiffy - I will forever stand by jif being the correct pronunciation and the use of "graphical" being a reverse-found acronym that amounts to little more than a written pun Not all acronyms are pronounced based on the pronunciation of the words anyway. SCUBA isn't pronounced scubba. Soft-G gif for life.
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NESguerilla posted:Realtalk grinding your own coffee tastes better and is more economical because it takes like a month for whole bean to go bad, so you can just5 buy those those huge bags once a month. ...coffee can go bad?
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Byzantine posted:...coffee can go bad? Coffee beans have oils and can go rancid. It won't kill you but you'll think twice about drinking it again.
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There is no way this isn't parody. If you can prove this was posted in all seriousness as a thing that happened, and not making fun of stdh'ers, I'll eat my
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Poe's Law I do like the idea of the guy hiding between the wall and vending machine though
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EmmyOk posted:Poe's Law He has the dimensions of Flats Flounder from Spongebob Everblight posted:There is no way this isn't parody. If you can prove this was posted in all seriousness as a thing that happened, and not making fun of stdh'ers, I'll eat my This though. Yet even though I know it's parody it still makes me make the same flat annoyed face as I do when I read stdh that's really trying to convince.
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EmmyOk posted:Poe's Law I liked a woman eating whole slices of pizza for fifteen minutes.
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I thought the most unbelievable part of that story was that a gym would be giving out pizza while people work out but apparently that's completely true  What kind of lovely gym is that?
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Jul 19, 2015 04:09
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I imagined that guy being one of those twins from the old Family Guy episodes that talk old timey.
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Spalec posted:I thought the most unbelievable part of that story was that a gym would be giving out pizza while people work out but apparently that's completely true Planet Fitness's business model apparently relies on marketing most heavily to people that will sign up for a full year on January 2nd, go once, and fail at their resolutions. I'm guessing that kind.
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