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 I'm starting to think this outfit should worry less about insurance premiums and more about lawsuits. If anyone needs a lawyer, lemme know, I can call my guy at Slamowitz, Punchman, and Fistgerald, they're the best pro wrestling lawsuit attorneys in the business. You wouldn't believe how many bogus "wrongful death" lawsuits they got me out of. I mean, c'mon, if a guy's neck can break that easily, he shouldn't be wrestling in the first place!
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 In light of recent events, I'm unveiling the LPFWA Emergency Response Signal System™. If anyone* is being a creep or breaking moon law, please find your nearest animal and have them scream in their species' tongue as loud as possible. Given the circumstances: BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK!*AnilEhilated
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Jul 18, 2015 09:38
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 Investigation is a dirty business. I assure you I'm not enjoying this too much. If someone has to sacrifice their dignity to unveil the truth, so be it! Was that an alarm going off?
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Jul 18, 2015 09:42
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^_^: REQUESTING A CHANGE OF OPPONENT TO ANILEHILATED! THE KAWAII DIVISION'S HONOR MUST BE UPHELD!
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Jul 18, 2015 10:20
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Starting in 15 minutes http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy
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Jul 18, 2015 20:46
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 :Another win, and another challenger approaches. Fruitsniffer thinks he has a chance against me, but truth be told, he's only qualified to be strapped to the front of my Wasteland Roamer so he can hug the first shotgun blasts from the tanker truck I'm chasing.
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Jul 18, 2015 22:37
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(This show was written by Schir, BFC and me (IGgy, I'm IGgy)) Plot 1: Simsmagic is still talking to Rath. Rath is a bad person Match #1 Buscus Championship Zore (A) vs. Boob Marley (B) Winner: C (Gryph Hammer, Interrupter Jones was also in the match but he lost) Plot 2: Junpei wants to be in a flaming tables match Match #2 Flaming Tables Junpei Hyde (A) vs. Midnightlight (B) Winner: A Plot 3: JamieTheD comes up to Pyroi and accuses him of eating everything. Turns out somebody is living inside Pyroi??? Match #3 One on One JamieTheD (A) vs. Pyroi (B) Winner: B Plot 4: Simsmagic is still talking to Rath. Rath is still a bad person (There's a pool filled with children's tears and LSD) Match #4 One on One Simsmagic (A) vs. Atsl McFluffybottom (B) Winner: A Plot 5: Punchy seems to be a little out of it, Nuffkins appears, there's a dick pic apparently? I dunno. Nuffkins the Human wants to talk to PETA Match #5 One on One Punchy (A) vs. Stichez (B) Winner: A Match #6 Co-comm title match. Lazyfire and Immortan Joe (c) (A) vs. kalonZombie and Heavenator Winner: A Non-canon Match: 4 Man Elimination Eclectic Tastes (A) vs. Oblivion943048930 (B) vs. Flamander (C) vs. Referee Joe (D) Winner: C Show goes up on youtube as soon as I edit out the time fuckery. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 22:59
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Good to see I did well in the purest of sports. ^_^: ANILEHILATED, THIS IS YOUR FATE IF YOU DO NOT CEASE YOUR SPYING THIS INSTANT! FURTHERMORE- ...Yeah. Seriously dude, that poo poo's kinda creepy. For both our sakes, stop it. I may not look it, but I burn rather easily, so I tend to fight pretty hard to prevent that. Plus, someone's gotta maintain order in this hellhole.
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Jul 18, 2015 23:19
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IGgy IGsen posted:Plot 3: JamieTheD comes up to Pyroi and accuses him of eating everything. Turns out somebody is living inside Pyroi??? Seriously what
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Jul 18, 2015 23:39
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Can't stop now. Doubts on my investigation skills were voiced. I got them where I need them to be. Just a few more clues. And if I have to burn an anime to get them so be it!
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LPFWA 18.07.2015 - Godwin's Rath - Lunar Pizza Features Wrestler Ashes (Courtesy of anilEhilated) There were many good LPFWAs this time but I had to go with one. But here's the other ones. Losers Push For Winning Antipathy (Eclectic Tastes) Lost Purposes for Weed Abusers (Lazyfire) Lonely People fight with Abandonment (Lazyfire) Loser Prize Four Wimps Admire (Eclectic Tastes) Lunar Pool Filled With Acid (The Grand Dragonatrix) Lunar Pizza Features Wrestler Ashes (anilEhilated) Pyroi posted:Seriously what
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Jul 19, 2015 13:03
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 Look, Interrupter Jones, you had your time in the sun. You'll never take the Buscus Championship from Zore! Also, Iggy keeps the match card on his desk underneath a bottle of Vodka. Don't know why he drinks that poison, but whatever.(Love the new entrance, btw.)
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Jul 19, 2015 14:25
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Interrupter Jones doesn't just interrupt matches. His drat theme was interrupting my trains of thought this whole week! Where's it from anyway?
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Where's it from anyway?
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Jul 19, 2015 20:23
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Lardassed Penguins Filled With Apartments.
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Jul 19, 2015 20:27
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Thanks, from the sounds of it that was the better part of that game.
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I actually got the opportunity to watch my match today, and I'm glad it was the most Japan match possible. We just hid stupid big moves that should have logically killed us several times for 10 minutes and then it just sort of ends on a random suplex. 4 stars. It's be 5 if it were in the Tokyo Dome.
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Junpei Hyde posted:I actually got the opportunity to watch my match today, and I'm glad it was the most Japan match possible. We just hid stupid big moves that should have logically killed us several times for 10 minutes and then it just sort of ends on a random suplex. LPFWA Arena is on the freaking moon, dude. Surely that's better than some Tokyo Dome.
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IGgy IGsen posted:LPFWA Arena is on the freaking moon, dude. Surely that's better than some Tokyo Dome. Dave Meltzer disagrees, sorry.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:42
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Boob never does well in battle royals. It's his one weakness. 
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Jul 20, 2015 20:47
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It's occurred to me that despite two matches (one of which I even won) I still haven't used my finisher. I did sings and stuff but either my finished gets reversed or I do OMG moves instead.
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I may be forced to start LPFWA a little late this week. I'm gonna go see Ant Man with some budz and I may not be back in time. But I plan on doing it.Junpei Hyde posted:It's occurred to me that despite two matches (one of which I even won) I still haven't used my finisher. I did sings and stuff but either my finished gets reversed or I do OMG moves instead. The Only Reverse Death Valley Driver is a turnbuckle move. You also have a regular Death Valley Driver you never used. And something else you requested. And no, you never used any of that. It's quite impressive. Almost like you are saving it for the climatic duel with your anime rival. (Punchy? Loki?)
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I believe there is a non turnbuckle inverted DVD, but it's closer to an inverted attitude adjustment. Regular DVD is cool though, the burning hammer is something that should only happen rarely.
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Match card for Saturday. This show might be an hour or more later than usual. I'll post in the thread as soon as I'm ready to set things up and of course, once the show is about to start. (E: Oh yeah, week after this will be a PPV, the international food throwdown) #1 Buscus Brawl Zore vs. Atsl McFluffybottom Because we need someone to fight for the Buscus. #2 One on One Flamander vs. Frosty the Dragon #3 One on One Dash Rendar vs. Eclectic Tastes #4 Guy in robes fighting Emperor Palpatine vs. Oblivion####### #5 TLC???? BFC vs. Junpei Hyde #6 Number one contender Match QC vs. Fred Hope vs. Schir vs. Frosty vs. kalonZombie vs. IGgy?????? Yeah, gently caress it. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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Jul 23, 2015 21:40
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BFC's gonna stand for Barely loving Conscious when I'm done.
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Come on Zore, win this one. I keep betting twice my last bet on you since you HAVE to win eventually... Right?
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Palpatine is in his rebuilding phase. He kicked the poo poo of Zore, he will destroy Oblivion too. just as long as he isn't made of soft plastic either 
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Boooo sausagefest card booooooooooo (I kid!)
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Boooo sausagefest card booooooooooo Laughable Penises Flaccid With Alcohol
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Me vs. Dash Rendar is probably the best match-up possible. The smugness levels are going to be off the charts.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Match card for Saturday. Oooh, my character's next in line to be made! 
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We need a DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Cutie McFluffybottom match at some point, it's the only kawaii matchup that hasn't happened yet.
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Given recent news, how long until Nuffkins is fired for racism?
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Junpei Hyde posted:Given recent news, how long until Nuffkins is fired for racism? Well, unless we want another long tournament, probably after he inevitably loses his title to me (assuming someone else doesn't get to him first).
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EclecticTastes posted:Well, unless we want another long tournament, probably after he inevitably loses his title to me (assuming someone else doesn't get to him first). The anime will compel me to eliminate the gaijin scum eventually.
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FredMSloniker posted:Oooh, my character's next in line to be made! Well, there's no line, I just do them in any order I want. But yes, he's next. I started working on him but he looked bad, I then got depressed because of that which is why he's not finished yet.
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Currently setting up. We'll be live as soon as everything's ready. Join us in this here place: http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy
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Stream's over, here are the results: Match 1: Zore (A) vs. Atsl (B) (Buscus) Winner: B Plot 1: Paul Heyman says some things about Boob Marley and how he's actually good. Match 2: Flamander (A) vs. Frosty the Dragon (B) Winner: B Plot 2: Punchy and Junpei start a feud. Junpei and Junpei also start a feud. Match 3: Dash Rendar (A) vs. Eclectic Tastes (B) Winner: B Plot 3: Palpatine and Galen talk a bit. Match 4: Palpy (A) vs. Oblivion4568238 (B) Winner: A Plot 4: Frosty and BFC discuss how they'll reopen their business. Match 5: Junpei (A) vs. BFC (B) (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs) Winner: A Plot 5: The commentators and Junpei wonder what's in the briefcase. Match 6: QC (A) vs. Schir (B) vs. Frosty (C) vs. Fred Hope (D) vs. KalonZombie (E) vs. IGgy (F) (#1 contender) Winner: D
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Oh boy, can't wait to see what's in this briefcase! ... ... ... ...this is porn.
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