The Great Annual BYOB Suck-Off

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Pedantra: by Lowtax

its the talk of the town. everyone can't stop talking about who they think is going to win the dick sucking contest this year. I say with how hard everyone's been training it's really going to be undecided right up until the last minute.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:33

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 12:40

GEExCEE

lol

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:35

GEExCEE

I thought this was gonna be an INRI thread for a second :P

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:36

Pedantra: by Lowtax

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:37

cute anime girl

GEExCEE posted:

I thought this was gonna be an INRI thread for a second :P

speaking of, he did win the durfament pretty easily so I'm pretty sure he'd win this one too

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:39

GEExCEE

sadly, I am unable to judge this year, as I'll be on my honeymoon at Anal Ranch, but if any competitors need some last-minute coaching, send me a video of you deep-throating a big dildo to ThickDick420@yahoo.com and I'll see what I can do for you.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:42

I.N.R.I

cute anime girl posted:

speaking of, he did win the durfament pretty easily so I'm pretty sure he'd win this one too

I realise youre making a gay joke here but Ill beat anyone at anything and sucking mens weiners off until they cum is no exception

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*morgan freeman voice* INRI always did have a competitive streak in him

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:01

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Luvcow posted:

*morgan freeman voice* INRI always did have a competitive streak in him

lol

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:09

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i bought a bag of carrots on which to practice but i keep eating them

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:12

thewizardofshoe

Everyone's sucking, I'm secretly loving

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:14

GEExCEE

thewizardofshoe posted:

Everyone's sucking, I'm secretly loving

Judge!

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:19

dogcrash truther

I'm hoping for beginner's luck

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:21

Piso Mojado

im pretty good, but I don't think I can unhinge my jaw for all the byob monster cocks

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:26

GEExCEE

you must be thinking of FYAD

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:27

Piso Mojado

listen kid, Ive sucked a lot of fyad dick, I've sucked a lot of byob dick, hell I've even sucked a few gbs dicks in my day. I think I know what I'm talking about here.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:32

GEExCEE

o.O

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dear Pedantra-

The memo said BONGS. not d o n g s. My recently acquired pet Bonobo is responsible for the typo, sorry for the confusion!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:39

google THIS

[eye of the tiger plays]

shot of a muscular jock running up and down bleachers. meanwhile under the bleachers a byob poster is sucking dick

shot of byob poster crossing out a date on a calendar only a few weeks away from the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

shot of a byob poster finishing up at a glory hole. they click their stop watch and look at their time, disappointed

shot of a byob poster doing push-ups but there's a man laying on his back with his crotch under their face

shot of a byob poster mopping their brow and reaching for a bottle of water but wait it's not a bottle of water it's a dick

shot of byob poster at the glory hole again. they grimace at their stop watch, it's obviously a little better than last time but still not good

another date being crossed out on the calendar. now there's only one week left!

shot of a byob poster bench pressing a person and that person is a dude with no pants on and he's positioned face down

shot of a long line at an airport men's room. the rest is left to the imagination

the byob poster finished at the glory hole again. now they smile and do a little fist pump when they see their time

the last date gets crossed off on the calendar and the camera zooms in on the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:47

the unabonger

i was born to suck dicks

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:49

pogi

i flunked out posted:

i was born to suck dicks

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:04

alnilam

google THIS posted:

[eye of the tiger plays]

shot of a muscular jock running up and down bleachers. meanwhile under the bleachers a byob poster is sucking dick

shot of byob poster crossing out a date on a calendar only a few weeks away from the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

shot of a byob poster finishing up at a glory hole. they click their stop watch and look at their time, disappointed

shot of a byob poster doing push-ups but there's a man laying on his back with his crotch under their face

shot of a byob poster mopping their brow and reaching for a bottle of water but wait it's not a bottle of water it's a dick

shot of byob poster at the glory hole again. they grimace at their stop watch, it's obviously a little better than last time but still not good

another date being crossed out on the calendar. now there's only one week left!

shot of a byob poster bench pressing a person and that person is a dude with no pants on and he's positioned face down

shot of a long line at an airport men's room. the rest is left to the imagination

the byob poster finished at the glory hole again. now they smile and do a little fist pump when they see their time

the last date gets crossed off on the calendar and the camera zooms in on the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

lol

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# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:06

the unabonger

pogi posted:

hi

hey

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:06

pogi

i flunked out posted:

hey

i hear you're rally good at the sport of bj

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:07

the unabonger

my ball handling skills are out of this world

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:13

alnilam

"double dribble" isn't a foul, it's an advanced technique

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# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:17

pogi

hi boys

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:32

Salmiakki

pogi posted:

hi boys

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:33

Cyber Dog

*me getting a bj* no, please stop, it tickles

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:35

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

alnilam posted:

"double dribble" isn't a foul, it's an advanced technique

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:40

bog pixie

pogi posted:

hi boys

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Dear Pedantra-

The memo said BONGS. not d o n g s. My recently acquired pet Bonobo is responsible for the typo, sorry for the confusion!

shut up, idiot!

Q: What's hit more balls than Sammy Sosa and Mark McQuire combined?
A: our chins!

sorry

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# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:52

Commie NedFlanders

I want to post ITT but only if it's okay with the OP. Forgive me I will be gone if it's not

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# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:56

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

[eye of the tiger plays]

shot of a muscular jock running up and down bleachers. meanwhile under the bleachers a byob poster is sucking dick

shot of byob poster crossing out a date on a calendar only a few weeks away from the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

shot of a byob poster finishing up at a glory hole. they click their stop watch and look at their time, disappointed

shot of a byob poster doing push-ups but there's a man laying on his back with his crotch under their face

shot of a byob poster mopping their brow and reaching for a bottle of water but wait it's not a bottle of water it's a dick

shot of byob poster at the glory hole again. they grimace at their stop watch, it's obviously a little better than last time but still not good

another date being crossed out on the calendar. now there's only one week left!

shot of a byob poster bench pressing a person and that person is a dude with no pants on and he's positioned face down

shot of a long line at an airport men's room. the rest is left to the imagination

the byob poster finished at the glory hole again. now they smile and do a little fist pump when they see their time

the last date gets crossed off on the calendar and the camera zooms in on the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:46

FartGhost

google THIS posted:

[eye of the tiger plays]

shot of a muscular jock running up and down bleachers. meanwhile under the bleachers a byob poster is sucking dick

shot of byob poster crossing out a date on a calendar only a few weeks away from the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

shot of a byob poster finishing up at a glory hole. they click their stop watch and look at their time, disappointed

shot of a byob poster doing push-ups but there's a man laying on his back with his crotch under their face

shot of a byob poster mopping their brow and reaching for a bottle of water but wait it's not a bottle of water it's a dick

shot of byob poster at the glory hole again. they grimace at their stop watch, it's obviously a little better than last time but still not good

another date being crossed out on the calendar. now there's only one week left!

shot of a byob poster bench pressing a person and that person is a dude with no pants on and he's positioned face down

shot of a long line at an airport men's room. the rest is left to the imagination

the byob poster finished at the glory hole again. now they smile and do a little fist pump when they see their time

the last date gets crossed off on the calendar and the camera zooms in on the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"