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Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

I'd like all my conspiracy theory delivered in song from now on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_etUjsXPQ6Y

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Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSBYdRRuLxI

Anti-Citizen
Oct 24, 2007
As You're Playing Chess, I'm Playing Russian Roulette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6bosY2eAc

Pushing into wacky

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011
I prefer the styling of an artist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
"After being denied due process (defenses to eviction) I am making a stand and fulfilling my oath to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic as an American Patriot."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20aPHGXJk4E

This guy is going to shoot cops and start the revolution, because he didn't understand the mortgage he got into.

I really feel bad for the cops who are going to "martyr" this idiot. Apparently he isn't even a legal owner of the home and is technically squatting.

ass struggle fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 14, 2015

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Tercio posted:

I'd like all my conspiracy theory delivered in song from now on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_etUjsXPQ6Y

Some of the comments are great.

quote:

ill-informed but lyrically gifted for certain lmfao

quote:

FACT - Bush used Termites to bring the buildings down!

quote:

What do masons do? Build buildings. What happened on 911? Buildings destroyed. Coincidence?

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

sparatuvs posted:

"After being denied due process (defenses to eviction) I am making a stand and fulfilling my oath to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic as an American Patriot."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20aPHGXJk4E

This guy is going to shoot cops and start the revolution, because he didn't understand the mortgage he got into.

I really feel bad for the cops who are going to "martyr" this idiot. Apparently he isn't even a legal owner of the home and is technically squatting.

Sounds like some sovereign citizen loon? They like to think they can live anywhere they want without paperwork. Wonder if there's anything else interesting looks like he posts youtubes a lot.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Yeah he has some pretty crazy stuff, it's strange though, he has less grand conspiracy theory videos and more stuff about the insane conspiracies against him perpetrated by the municipal government in his tiny Michigan town. He almost reminds me of one of those "gang-stalking" nuts.

Case and point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2WhJyRhfO4

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

sparatuvs posted:

Yeah he has some pretty crazy stuff, it's strange though, he has less grand conspiracy theory videos and more stuff about the insane conspiracies against him perpetrated by the municipal government in his tiny Michigan town. He almost reminds me of one of those "gang-stalking" nuts.

to be fair to this guy there could be some small town corruption being used against him, i think that some less-than-stable people tend to take these normal injustices and abuses of the system and inflate them into full blown conspiracies

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
So I had no idea Dees used to be an artist for Sesame Street

http://internet.gawker.com/how-a-sesame-street-illustrator-became-the-truther-scen-1717488190

Also the ZOG comes into his house and stacks his shoes to mess with him.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Dees is just a regular schizophrenic. I imagine that the Henson company not returning his calls has long since been woven into his delusions. I'd love to see ZOG Kermit boxing a giant Putin in one of his images.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There's something ironic about seeing citizens watching US soldiers on Jade Helm 15 exercises and their trucks having SUPPORT ARE TROOPS stickers.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/civilians-begin-shadowing-jade-helm-war-exercise-in-texas/ar-AAd1DVk#image=3

I also love the weasel wording of these guys "We are not crazies who think the government is going to declare martial law, we just think the government is up to something evil."

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jul 16, 2015

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6twcTgBqSI

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe


Hey look it's The Documents.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Irrefutable proof :beck:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

twistedmentat posted:

So I had no idea Dees used to be an artist for Sesame Street

http://internet.gawker.com/how-a-sesame-street-illustrator-became-the-truther-scen-1717488190

Also the ZOG comes into his house and stacks his shoes to mess with him.

I never put much stock in the internet diagnosis of Schizophrenia most of us have given him, but I read his story about his Jewish coworker, then I find out no one from his old employer can back up even the tiniest aspect of that story. None of his former coworkers match the person he described, and none of them recall him going off about the ZOG and steel beams and whatnot before leaving. That makes me genuinely believe he had a complete conversation with a person who does not exist :stare:

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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DarklyDreaming posted:

I never put much stock in the internet diagnosis of Schizophrenia most of us have given him, but I read his story about his Jewish coworker, then I find out no one from his old employer can back up even the tiniest aspect of that story. None of his former coworkers match the person he described, and none of them recall him going off about the ZOG and steel beams and whatnot before leaving. That makes me genuinely believe he had a complete conversation with a person who does not exist :stare:

That's neat! Maybe he accidentally had a deleriant overdose? Datura is infamous for causing you to have hour long conversations with people who don't exist, and a synthetic form is used in motion sickness meds.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

twistedmentat posted:

There's something ironic about seeing citizens watching US soldiers on Jade Helm 15 exercises and their trucks having SUPPORT ARE TROOPS stickers.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/civilians-begin-shadowing-jade-helm-war-exercise-in-texas/ar-AAd1DVk#image=3

I also love the weasel wording of these guys "We are not crazies who think the government is going to declare martial law, we just think the government is up to something evil."

I'd be cool with Jade Helm conquering Texas.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
How many times does the USA have to incorporate Texas before it sticks?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Shadeoses posted:

How many times does the USA have to incorporate Texas before it sticks?

This time they need to get rid of all the Texans.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Yeah, bring back the Oilers!

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
What's so bad about a one world government anyway? Some guy accosted me in the street ranting about it, and couldn't explain why that's bad. No money conversions, passport to anywhere, no war. Sounds pretty cool to me!

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Moose-Alini posted:

What's so bad about a one world government anyway? Some guy accosted me in the street ranting about it, and couldn't explain why that's bad. No money conversions, passport to anywhere, no war. Sounds pretty cool to me!

Conspiracy theorists usually believe that the world government would be a totalitarian one.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Silver2195 posted:

Conspiracy theorists usually believe that the world government would be a totalitarian one.

Ironic considering CTs aren't exactly known for being egalitarian/socialists.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

site posted:

Ironic considering CTs aren't exactly known for being egalitarian/socialists.

The only correct government is one that is brutal and totalitarian against people I don't like or things I don't like but is libertarian for everything else. Also if anyone I don't like has any say or power it's oppressive or bloated, and if only people I like have power it's a meritocracy.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Moose-Alini posted:

What's so bad about a one world government anyway? Some guy accosted me in the street ranting about it, and couldn't explain why that's bad. No money conversions, passport to anywhere, no war. Sounds pretty cool to me!

Imagine George W Bush in charge of the world.

Contrecoup
Mar 30, 2015

computer parts posted:

Imagine George W Bush in charge of the world.

At least he'd have nowhere to invade.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

computer parts posted:

Imagine George W Bush in charge of the world.

Isn't he already? Wake up!!!

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
Got some great conspiracy poo poo for ya'll!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=179616.0















sometimes even the actors are actors.







site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I can't even formulate a thought for how dumb this is but lmao the best one is Tommy Lee Jones <-> Saddam

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Fishmech, what more can you tell me about the :siren:the 13 inbred terrorist European Bloodlines of the Terrorist organization Illuminati :siren:
I understand that they control our everything, but why are they body doubling people all over the place? My reading comprehension is lacking these days. I do like the Jane Fonda/Pelosi bit. I loved her in Grace and Frankie!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Nintendo Kid posted:

Got some great conspiracy poo poo for ya'll!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=179616.0

The guy from Wellaware must have a serious problem telling faces apart, because none of those people look anything alike beyond being human and their sex. Also, what is the end game for this? What does the evil THEY get out of having hollywood actors be political figures?

I can at least understand the whole Crisis Actor stuff because that makes sense from the crazy pov of everything's a false flag, but there's nothing for the stuff WellAware promotes.

I'll never get over his selfie at the bottom; he's totally wearing the uniform of a scary white guy, wraparound shades, camo ball cap, goatee.

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Imagine going your whole life without knowing you have Prosopagnosia. (Igonring the Schizophrenia, of course)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

haha alex jones is so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFy61gXY2B4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


How does Alex Jones feel about being the living embodiment of what's wrong with humans?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Nintendo Kid posted:

crisis actor stuff

I'm pretty sure we're at the point where it's impossible to tell which of these are parody and which are real.

Like, none of those people look alike. At all.

What must this guy's daily life be like?

Octatonic posted:

Imagine going your whole life without knowing you have Prosopagnosia. (Igonring the Schizophrenia, of course)

It's sad, we used to treat these things. Now we just let them spend all day on the internet...

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 22, 2015

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
Edit: NM. This guy is in my town. Don't wanna upset anybody.

19 o'clock fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jul 22, 2015

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Octatonic posted:

Fishmech, what more can you tell me about the :siren:the 13 inbred terrorist European Bloodlines of the Terrorist organization Illuminati :siren:
I understand that they control our everything, but why are they body doubling people all over the place? My reading comprehension is lacking these days. I do like the Jane Fonda/Pelosi bit. I loved her in Grace and Frankie!

The leader of an occult bookstore here in Denmark has gotten some books on the original (and rather boring) organization called illuminati, and has made a promotional plaque declaring his store to be "Illuminati headquarters" with a lot of rocicrucean and hermetic symbols around the way. I told him that he'd probably be accosted by drug-addled teenagers with youtube accounts, but he just shrugged and said "as long as they bring money for books" :)

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Nintendo Kid posted:

Got some great conspiracy poo poo for ya'll!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=179616.0


Disappointed he didn't do the Obama/Tracy Morgan one implied in the bottom image.

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
At first I thought it was the same "crisis actor" bullshit, but I don't know if them being members of secret Jewish Illuminati bloodlines is any better.

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