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Placenta is the only truly vegan meat  But can the mother give consent, or does it belong to the child???
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How can you help your children avoid the evil scourge of masturbation? My phrenologist turned me on to some 19th century literature about...
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Jul 20, 2015 10:23
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My 3-Year-Old Is A Breastfeeding Advocate My 3-year-old is normalizing the normal, without even trying to, because this truly is her norm. Mourning the Loss of Your Birth Experience Do not be afraid to take the time to mourn the loss of the experience you anticipated. But in doing so, remember to celebrate the opportunity... 20 Things I Have Learned Since My Son Was Diagnosed With Autism Sometimes, doctors know exactly what we need. Sometimes they don't. Either way, only go to a doctor who sees you as a valuable partner... 10 Things My Future Children Can Expect From Me I'm 19, and am in no way planning on having kids any time soon (so you can breathe a sigh of relief, Mom). But I'm excited to meet you... 58 Things That Bring Me To Tears As A Mother Age and life experience slowly chipped fissures into my icy façade. Then the knock-out blow, Motherhood, took my frozen blueberry heart...
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Jul 20, 2015 11:02
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Wanamingo posted:20 Things I Have Learned Since My Son Was Diagnosed With Autism All 20 of those things are facts about trains.
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Jul 20, 2015 11:11
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So, uh, does anybody have any idea what the hell any of this means?quote:Dear Friends and Family, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/12/food-baby-burrito_n_7569236.html I've read it through three times now and it still doesn't make any sense to me.
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Jul 20, 2015 11:14
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(Ugh, sorry, TMI!) I mean, when I’m hungry, there’s no way I’m not getting the sour cream and the cheese and all of the salsas. Oh, corn too. A little more corn. That’s it.
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Wanamingo posted:So, uh, does anybody have any idea what the hell any of this means? its an extremely clever and funny satire on huffington post articles, im laghing my butt of to it
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Jul 20, 2015 11:23
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Wanamingo posted:So, uh, does anybody have any idea what the hell any of this means? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs except shes
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Jul 20, 2015 12:23
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Protecting Your Child From Gluten: A Mothers Horror Story My hands started to shake as the officer told me I could not press charges against the woman who poisoned my daughter. I tried in vain to reason with him "But she knowingly gave my Khaleesi a piece of that birthday cake and I read on the internet...
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Jul 20, 2015 12:32
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Wanamingo posted:13 Baby Names To Consider If You're Obsessed With 'Clueless' The second one at least is real which makes me suspect the others are too 
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Jul 20, 2015 12:35
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Woman starts petition at school to ban pronouns from English class and the school hates her. My child can determine for herself what genders she feels Dick and Jane are. The corporations we call schools today are shoving gender down children's throats by using pronouns such as he, she, and it and I feel......
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Jul 20, 2015 13:11
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The SHOCKING TRUTH behind an afterlife filled to the brim Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded
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Jul 20, 2015 13:20
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Egbert Souse posted:"11 Tricks to Preserving the Aryan Bloodline Within Your Family" I don't think you've ever read Huffington Post.
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Jul 20, 2015 13:31
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peanut posted:Placenta is the only truly vegan meat what the gently caress is huffpo mommybloggers obession with eating placenta, i thought it was a joke but no, they actually do it 
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Jul 20, 2015 16:32
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My Child Is A Disgusting Ableist "I think people should work" said my 5-year old. I was stunned. I work very hard as a stay-at-home mother, even though our nanny... Why I Don't Let My Children Play Outside Even though the gateman for my neighborhood does a good job, my children can't be risked to play in our fully-fenced... I Gave My Kid An Old Camera And the 300 Pictures Of Their Nose Says Something About The Universe If you want a truly transformative experience, give a child a camera. The hundreds of blurry pictures of the bottom of their face will change the way you look at... My Daughter* Wanted A Tea Party Playset. Here's Why I Said No Tea parties have become charged with xenophobia, kinkshaming, and the trampling of LGBTQA rights. I sat down my 3 year old and explained... Teeter-Totters and SeeSaws: Destroyers Of Children's Reproductive Systems Last week I read about an accident where a kid got bruised on the nads. I'm now leading a petition drive to get seesaws removed from my local...
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Jul 20, 2015 17:05
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You're Right, My Child Isn't Having a "Normal" Childhood. That's OK With Me. You know who else had a "normal" childhood? Maurice Hilleman. So yeah, I'm ok with raising my kid freegan. Mandatory Vaccines Are Tantamount To Rape Think about it: having a small shot to render you immune from diseases is the same thing as being sexually assaulted. And I should know: I am a Vaccine Survivor... Overcoming The Shame Of Being Straight Every time I read about a straight person doing something bad, I get a queasy feeling inside. Sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn't feel responsible for... You Have To Get Your Kids Into The Right Preschool If You Want Them To Succeed What college you went to is everything, and if you want to get into the right college you have to go to the right prep school, to get into the right prep school...
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Jul 20, 2015 17:20
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roymorrison posted:Sucking dick poo poo piss friend of the family? Dildo rear end in a top hat cunts farting!
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Jul 20, 2015 20:43
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Mama Sees You: Parenting Through Fear Do You Trust A Robot With Your Baby? How To Avoid Passing Anxiety On To Your Kids Having a Nanny - Stop Shaming Mothers and Ditch Working Mom Guilt Why This Mom Had To Say 'Not All Mommies Love Their Babies The Way I Love You' "Some parents get sad and angry when their kids are gay.
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Jul 20, 2015 20:57
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just in case you haven't figured it out already, they're all real. This one is real, tho: Reasons Why Bathtime With Your Kids Is a Bad Idea ... 2) Overcrowding is a real issue. Bathtubs are built for one. Not one adult, a small child, four sailboats, nine Disney Princess dolls, three squirting toys and a family of floating frogs. ... 7) Remember how the military had a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy? Well I have a "Don't Look, Don't Think" policy about my naked body. Unfortunately, children's honesty turns them into mirrors with megaphones, loudly pointing out every squishy, cellulite covered stretchmarked inch of my body. Yikes. "Because I'm fat and my kids call me fat when we take a bath."
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Jul 20, 2015 20:57
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I remember some lady got in trouble for writing a book about how she loved her children, but not as much as her husband, and the whole universe of mothers exploded with rage But I'm just like, makes sense
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Jul 20, 2015 20:58
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RaceBannon posted:I don't think you've ever read Huffington Post. How I became pregnant with the child of an African-american man - and why my white husband was just fine with that. Better?
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Jul 20, 2015 22:30
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20 Things to Never Text an Extended Breastfeeding Mom When the New "Cool" Becomes Getting Married and Having Kids Is Co-Sleeping With My Baby Dangerous? When You Share This Story, You Help Ensure A Child's Healthy Birth In Ethiopia
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Jul 20, 2015 22:35
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almost all of these are believable. it's cheating to just copy/paste guys 
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Jul 20, 2015 23:48
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Pistol_Pete posted:How I became pregnant with the child of an African-american man - and why my white husband was just fine with that.
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Jul 21, 2015 00:04
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10 Reasons Why Your Marriage To The Father Of Your Children Is Setting A Bad Example Hands Off My Placenta! Why This Expert Says The Placenta Belongs To The Child, Not The Parents! 6 Easy Steps To Crowdsourcing Your Preschool Application Fee Bottlecaps, Acorns & Spit: What Your First-aid Kit Is Missing Corncobs & Pinecones: A Definitive Guide To All-Natural DIY Tampon Alternatives Throw Your Child's Glasses Away! How A Gluten-free Diet Can Improve Eyesight The Natural Way Why I Let My Child Get Polio & 8 Ways It Has Been Even Better Than We Imagined 5 Tricks To Increasing Your Child's Allergen Sensitivity
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Jul 21, 2015 00:25
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peanut posted:Why I Let My Child Get Polio & 8 Ways It Has Been Even Better Than We Imagined Does Breastfeeding Protect My Baby From Measles?
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Jul 21, 2015 00:29
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Why teaching your child to preemptively call for help when micro-aggressions are about to flare up got one New Hampshire woman in hot water. It's a cool Autumn day at Hobart P. Weller Memorial Playground, the sky is a deep blue with nary a cloud in site. But then you hear it, a tiny voice crying out "RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!". Looking closely, you can see a 5 year old child (whose gender we will NOT assume) pointing and screaming at another child who tried to touch xer toy train. This is exactly the kind of healthy behavior that got Liandra Delwyrn in... Phyzixian: The new doctor finding app that will find you the most agreeable doctor in your area For 3 months now I've been desperately searching for somebody to write me a prescription to put my child on horse tranquilizers. Imagine my delight when a work friend told me "there's an app for that"! Lake Wannahamma: The first straight conversion camp in America, is now accepting applicants The pain I felt when my child came out as normative-sexual was immense, but at the time I falsely believed there was nothing I could do. Clayren fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Jul 21, 2015 00:49
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Wtf is a microagression? Why my miscarriage was a devastating experience, unlike everyone else's Even though countless billions of zygotes and fetuses throughout history have self-aborted, here's why mine was the only one that ever mattered and why I post endlessly on Facebook about it.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:41
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Pvt.Scott posted:Wtf is a microagression? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=microaggression
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Jul 21, 2015 01:44
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peanut posted:Placenta is the only truly vegan meat Birth is like rape because you never get consent from either male or female gametes - it's just assumed during sex that the sperm and egg are okay with it. It's even worse because they are basically forced on each other.
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Reconciling Your Breeder Status With Your Needs For Gay Children Measles? Gimme More'sles! Is That Water Non-GMO? 5 Tips For Interpreting Product Labels Correctly HAES: Why I'm Proud That My Coinjoined Twins Are Both 10kg Over and Under Their "Recommended Weights" Conjoined Twins: Four Times The Fun! Put Down That Milk Carton! How Calcium Harms Growing Bodies Got Milk? One Mother's Campaign To Serve Breastmilk in Public Schools Silver Lining? Studies Suggest Chrome Spray Use Uncorrelated to Admission to Valhalla Setting An Example: Why We'll Never Tell Our Child Which Parent Is Xis Biological Mother Did Someone Say Q? 10 Hot Ways To Spell Your Favorite Names No More Nuts: One Family's Struggle To Have All Nuts, Seeds and Legumes Extinguished From Earth Mozart? NO-zart! Music-Free Childraising In A Noisy World
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Jul 21, 2015 04:20
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So like when my mom talks about black people, then. Ok.
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Jul 21, 2015 05:31
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Why I'm Proud When The Children At School Call My Child A Fag My parents want their kids to grow up to be doctors or lawyers. I want my kids to grow up to ignore societal definitions of gender.
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Jul 21, 2015 06:19
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Pvt.Scott posted:So like when my mom talks about black people, then. Ok. the way people use the word, it seems a microaggression is anything anyone does that even slightly bothers you- and it's ALWAYS their fault, not YOUR fault for being oversensitive. Someone gets a seat on the bus before you do, and you have to stand? That's a MICROAGGRESSION and it is your JOB to be OFFENDED. General Tofu fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Jul 21, 2015 08:56
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Uncle Enzo posted:You Have To Get Your Kids Into The Right Preschool If You Want Them To Succeed This is an actual thing that I have seen firsthand multiple times.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:34
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Uncle Wemus posted:From the same lady I Haven't Had Sex is 3 Years; Have My Children Ruined Our Intimacy? What is my husband not telling me? Why My Children will be Diabetes Bug Chasers Why I am striving to make the same life for my kids. geeves fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Jul 21, 2015 13:38
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Jul 21, 2015 14:55
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Leofish posted:
I told her we were going to play with makeup as I put her blackface on
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Jul 21, 2015 17:01
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General Tofu posted:the way people use the word, it seems a microaggression is anything anyone does that even slightly bothers you- and it's ALWAYS their fault, not YOUR fault for being oversensitive. Someone gets a seat on the bus before you do, and you have to stand? That's a MICROAGGRESSION and it is your JOB to be OFFENDED. Real words: Microaggression used to mean the poo poo white people would do where they couldn't be RACIST or they'd get busted so they were just racist in a way that wasn't technically illegal or anything. It's the "I'm not touching you!" policy. Tumblr words: Microaggression is anytime you feel that anyone could potentially have been offended at something. It doesn't matter if anyone was offended, it doesn't matter if you even know why it's offensive, it doesn't matter if anyone will ever be offended, and it doesn't even matter if you can't actually point to any instance of anything happening that nobody was ever offended about. Example: My professor is I've never seen my professor exhibiting signs of
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How rural mommy bloggers are taking on the vaccine-industrial complex...and winning!
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My 2-year-old is super gay, and we love him more than a straight child because he doesn't rape
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