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I got into it recently with some former soldiers and marines (I'm Nat'l Guard infantry) about the possibility of an armed civilian force, like a militia group or something, successfully fighting an actual deployment-ready military force. I'm of the opinion that the civilians would be soundly routed, but would like to know what the forum thinks of this and the chances from either side.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:28 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 17:52 |
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Those folks want to die in a blaze of glory taking people with them. They'll be lucky to take down 6 or 7 twenty year old kids before their airsoft crew gets wiped out by first responce. Like suicide bombers, but not nearly as efficient.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:14 |
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Bubba bumpfire and his merry men would be wiped off the loving map by one drone/apache.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:18 |
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why fight when u can vote democrat
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:23 |
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jade helm is real
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:28 |
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A smart revolutionary would start by striking at the heart of the US military's most vital supply lines by seizing Rip-It and Skoal warehouses and manufacturing facilities.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:43 |
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I think it'd be more like the Branch Davidians at Waco. Dudes killed several federales which stunned everyone, and then they got their poo poo burned down.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:48 |
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The national guard in my home town are a bunch of mouth breathing retards who I wouldn't trust to fill sandbags. P Sure i could revolt against them easy.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 02:39 |
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When you're referring to militia groups in this context they more resemble an insurgency than an actual militia, and considering that they would require extensive support from the civilian populace. Otherwise there would be no logistics, recruitment, funds, or safe havens. So for an american insurgency to have any kind of chance it would require our economy/government to be pretty much in its death throes to begin with. In the real world, Jim Bob Hitler and his white power christian militia would be rounded up by law enforcement long before the military would get involved. But since we're actually talking about a 1-on-1 "my dad can beat up your dad" kind of fight, it would resemble something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:30 |
Branis posted:The national guard in my home town are a bunch of mouth breathing retards who I wouldn't trust to fill sandbags. P Sure i could revolt against them easy. They're mouth breathing retards everywhere.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:32 |
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Half of those mouth breathing militia types are in the military. I don't even know what my point is. Army is gay, civilian militias even gayer? I don't know.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:02 |
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You're pretty stupid if you're in the military, you're even stupider if you play army man for free. Am I doing this right?
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:21 |
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All those militia types claim to have been green beret/SEAL/pararescue/delta force/rainbow six so the way I figure it they have a pretty good chance
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:24 |
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how many people in the military jerk off to the idea that they are 3%er oathkeepers that will disobey obamas orders to disarm american citizens to pave the way for the UN blue helmet army to invade?
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:37 |
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I want to know whether the militias or the UN/CHICOMS will win in a battle. I think that's the important question here
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:53 |
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The UN couldn't even handle a bunch of Somalis tbh
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 05:54 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The UN couldn't even handle a bunch of Somalis tbh This is probably the funniest part of the "blue helmets gonna get us all" conspiracy...in it's history the UN has done the following regarding military action: - fought a bunch of Chinese to a stalemate (and that was when they had the US and most of the Western world on their side) - hosed around repeatedly in the vicinity of Israel without accomplishing much of anything other than getting some troops from UN-contributing nations killed for no reason - Pointlessly got their rear end kicked by some Katangans - Gotten hosed up by some Somalis - "Accidentally" oversaw the genocide of a whole lot of Bosnian Muslims - Turned a blind eye to the Rwandan genocide - Spent a lot of money to accomplish absolutely nothing in the Congo The fact that anyone is afraid of this organization is comical.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 06:29 |
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iyaayas01 posted:This is probably the funniest part of the "blue helmets gonna get us all" conspiracy...in it's history the UN has done the following regarding military action: plus they wear blue helmets
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 06:58 |
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i bet a real militia would get stomped because they'd try to uh, operate like a militia, but the army's proven it's insanely hard to stop people from setting up IEDs and throwing grenades off of rooftops and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 12:29 |
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The people who are considering uprising against the government are also the people who believe in chem trails and other poo poo. Just fly a bunch of planes around and "gas em" by having ridiculous amounts of chem trails, then shoot the people walking around with gas masks. There, I solved the uprising crisis.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 15:29 |
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Militia trying to carry out attacks would get one freebie during reaction time then SWAT would gently caress their worlds up WACO style. Straight up military would not have to get involved until it was some kind of ludicrously large, verging on invading-army size, force. At that point real military would get involved and then curb stomp some motherfuckers with drones and poo poo. What all these "oathkeeper" chuckle fucks fail to realize is that their plans for an armed conflict against the government are deluded wankery they just stroke their dicks to so they can feel relevant and superior in an increasingly globalised and uncaring world. Any sort of conflict of that sort would have to START with splintering the military from the government in a "hey that's Dave from over on Main Street. He just wants to feed his kids, not attack my platoon" way, which none of the doomsday prepper numbnuts are even thinking about in the action-hero movies they play in their head.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 17:19 |
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All I know is, I would totally round up rebels into camps in exchange for six figures a year plus medical and dental.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 20:28 |
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SumYungGui posted:Militia trying to carry out attacks would get one freebie during reaction time then SWAT would gently caress their worlds up WACO style. Straight up military would not have to get involved until it was some kind of ludicrously large, verging on invading-army size, force. At that point real military would get involved and then curb stomp some motherfuckers with drones and poo poo. What all these "oathkeeper" chuckle fucks fail to realize is that their plans for an armed conflict against the government are deluded wankery they just stroke their dicks to so they can feel relevant and superior in an increasingly globalised and uncaring world. Any sort of conflict of that sort would have to START with splintering the military from the government in a "hey that's Dave from over on Main Street. He just wants to feed his kids, not attack my platoon" way, which none of the doomsday prepper numbnuts are even thinking about in the action-hero movies they play in their head. but you dont understand! A BLACK MAN STOLE THE PRESIDENCY. TWICE AND HES NOT EVEN AMERICAN
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 20:30 |
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sausage paddy posted:why fight when u can vote democrat
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 20:30 |
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sausage paddy posted:why fight when u can vote democrat
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 22:50 |
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ded posted:but you dont understand! A BLACK MAN STOLE THE PRESIDENCY. No poo poo this is the static i get when i call out people on the Cliven Bundy set about their fantasy
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:14 |
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MurderBot posted:The people who are considering uprising against the government are also the people who believe in chem trails and other poo poo. This is poetic.
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# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:59 |
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would anyone in this scenario on either side be able to shoot straight with such raging erections
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 11:14 |
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The militia won't be. But the us armed forces have a lot of experience erect shooting since 9/11.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 14:07 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The UN couldn't even handle a bunch of Somalis tbh
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 14:31 |
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Haha the militia types around me are fairly confident that the Utah national guard will join them on their siege of hill airforce base when the time comes.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:33 |
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Larry Parrish posted:i bet a real militia would get stomped because they'd try to uh, operate like a militia, but the army's proven it's insanely hard to stop people from setting up IEDs and throwing grenades off of rooftops and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:40 |
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Uh not if we just let a b-52 level the entire city block.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:47 |
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public opinion doesn't matter when you're leveling the public with JDAMs
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:17 |
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Mike-o posted:public opinion doesn't matter when you're leveling the public with JDAMs
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:26 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:All I know is, I would totally round up anyone into camps in exchange for six figures a year plus medical and dental.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:40 |
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Anybody could give any modern military fits if they were all-in. But Americans have more to lose than the revolutionary dirt-farmers you see on TV. And they have zero incentive to gamble their comfort on anything short of an invasion by a foreign enemy. You could set fire to the 2nd amendment tomorrow and, aside from a slight uptick in redneck domestic terrorism, most people would be completely unaffected in their daily lives. Even if the Federal gov't were rounding up *ethnic group/religious group* and tossing them in the ovens, 99% of Americans would take cable over testicle-applied jumper cables. Occupy Wall Street folded to boredom. edit: Dead Reckoning posted:All I know is, I would totally round up rebels into camps in exchange for six figures a year plus medical and dental. Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jul 23, 2015 |
# ? Jul 23, 2015 07:15 |
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So what are the chances I get to see an A-10 strafe a teaparty rally in my lifetime?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:31 |
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Victor Vermis posted:Occupy Wall Street folded to boredom. And because we boot stomped them.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 11:09 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:And because we boot stomped them. Nobody cared enough to boot stomp them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRPiE59e8NU
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