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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
A good day?

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Cole posted:

A good day?

Didnt even need my AK

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Waroduce posted:

US air strike in E Afghanistan have killed 7 afghan soldiers

Well, that's a change of pace.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
We need to do more of that.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Mike-o posted:

We need to do more of that.

Did you lose your virginity at an ANA tea party?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Victor Vermis posted:

Did you lose your virginity at an ANA tea party?

No, did you lose yours in film school?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
burn

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Mike-o posted:

No, did you lose yours in film school?

:master:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
oh man who doxxed me and found out I go to film school

I am crushed.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ashley Madison hacked :lol:

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Something something sanctity of marriage.

Going to be good cross-referencing.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
No joke when they release all the users I'm gonna search all my Facebook friends and coworkers. Gotta know who's untrustworthy. And then ruin their lives

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fart Sandwiches posted:

No joke when they release all the users I'm gonna search all my Facebook friends and coworkers. Gotta know who's untrustworthy. And then ruin their lives

right now they much be just running a search for celebrities/politicians so they can sell the info to tmz or whatever

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

right now they much be just running a search for celebrities/politicians so they can sell the info to tmz or whatever

That's even better. You know people with clearances are sweating bullets now

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

That's even better. You know people with clearances are sweating bullets now

Well it will fill in the missing blanks for the Chinese.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ashley Madison hacked :lol:

Brb shutting down my account

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

isn't ashley madison one of those fake sites where all the women are just employees leading people on so they keep paying for more messages or some poo poo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

isn't ashley madison one of those fake sites where all the women are just employees leading people on so they keep paying for more messages or some poo poo

i think they run a legit site but its filled with a lot of "escorts"

but they also offer a 20 buck "delete everything" option that does nothing at all

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think they run a legit site but its filled with a lot of "escorts"

but they also offer a 20 buck "delete everything" option that does nothing at all

perhaps the funniest part of it all

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Jesus Christ people, just set up a burner Facebook and use tinder like everyone else.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

getting drunk and flipping through blackpeoplemeet and farmersonly is a pretty good time for like 10 minutes

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

getting drunk and flipping through blackpeoplemeet and farmersonly is a pretty good time for like 10 minutes

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I honestly can't believe people don't see him for the joke that he is. I mean sure he's a billionaire but once you inherit a shitload of money it's pretty hard to lose it. I've lost a ton of respect for a lot of people I know who unironically support the man.

I'm sure The Onion must be pissed at real life once again one-upping their shtick.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Brb shutting down my account

Won't help.

quote:

They said users who had paid a fee to Avid Life to have their personal data permanently deleted had been lied to and the company had retained records, including credit card information.
http://venturebeat.com/2015/07/20/hackers-threaten-to-leak-ashley-madisons-37-million-clients/

:owned:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


By shutting down my account I meant killing myself

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Brb shutting down my account
This but not kidding.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mike-o posted:

We need to do more of that.

I read that and immediately went "blue on green, gently caress 'em all."

I know it's hosed up, but after doing medevac during the worst summer of green on blue, my brain immediately gives no fucks.

Eh, gently caress it, it's Tequila Tuesday.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
Every time I think about ashley Madison getting hacked I can't help but laugh a little. It couldn't have happened to a better group of people.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
What about that spyware security company in Italy?

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Who actually uses real names on a dating site profile? And why? I mean, even for people who don't have to sit through OPSEC briefings every couple months, why would it ever seem like a good idea for okcupid, much less a site dedicated to marital infidelity?

Also, the CEO is saying he thinks it was an inside job. loving :lol:

Victor Vermis posted:

If I had a cat, I would put him in a little prussian uniform, name him Snarl von Claws-witz and use his little fuzzy paws to hammer out stupid poo poo like this post.

This was a good post.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Who actually uses real names on a dating site profile? And why? I mean, even for people who don't have to sit through OPSEC briefings every couple months, why would it ever seem like a good idea for okcupid, much less a site dedicated to marital infidelity?

Unless you're paying in Bitcoins or something, your real name is on that account somehow. Not to mention all of the idiots who may not have used a throwaway e-mail address.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Saw this story and thought of shim. Not sure if this is an onion article or not.

Drag queens banned from Pride event 'because they may offend transgender people'

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

WarpedNaba posted:

What about that spyware security company in Italy?

Between the Hacking Team getting ridiculously owned and Ashley Madison as well it's been a good month for schadenfreude.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Sir Lucius posted:

Saw this story and thought of shim. Not sure if this is an onion article or not.

Drag queens banned from Pride event 'because they may offend transgender people'

My experience knowing a few drag queens has been they loving hate internet trannies, so this sounds like the world's most hilarious sissy-gang-war

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Unless you're paying in Bitcoins or something, your real name is on that account somehow. Not to mention all of the idiots who may not have used a throwaway e-mail address.

How am I supposed to have an affair from work if I do not use my navy.mil account?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Commoners posted:

How am I supposed to have an affair from work if I do not use my navy.mil account?

I'm seeing future Officer material here.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

My experience knowing a few drag queens has been they loving hate internet trannies, so this sounds like the world's most hilarious sissy-gang-war

drag queens are no joke, a friend of mine was pointing and laughing at one so she clean hit him from about 10m away with a chunk of brick
knocked him on his rear end

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Two Finger posted:

drag queens are no joke, a friend of mine was pointing and laughing at one so she clean hit him from about 10m away with a chunk of brick
knocked him on his rear end

That's not really an impressive throw depending on the size of the piece.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
maybe it's cause I grew up near NYC but the drag queens I've seen have all been like 6'5" and cut like Stone Mountain

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