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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ask Me For Warez posted:

Big Lazy Scott Norton

$800,000 a year to look surly and not sell anything.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

$800,000 a year to look surly and not sell anything.

AND NOBODY DID IT BETTER

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
I didn't know Green Lantern Fan was making an rear end out of himself at wrestling shows as far back as 1994

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Why was Konnan over again?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gaz-L posted:

Why was Konnan over again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Because he used to say yo yo yo lemme speak on dis orale arriba la rasa and fans like to chant things.

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Do not heckle John Tatum

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
So apparently Candice got slightly murdered.



Revenant Threshold fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jul 14, 2015

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

Revenant Threshold posted:

So apparently Candice got slightly murdered.





Part of the reason I'd love more intergender matches is the fact that women tend to weigh less than men, which would mean more ridiculous poo poo like this happening.

Which, incidentally, is why I want El Torito to challenge Cesaro to a match. Because we need more hail mary throws in wrestling.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Qoey posted:

Which, incidentally, is why I want El Torito to challenge Cesaro to a match. Because we need more hail mary throws in wrestling.

Cesaro would launch El Torito into orbit. I'm game.

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...




goc fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jul 15, 2015

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

What exactly is supposed to be going on here before the kick

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

That Ignorant Sap posted:

Cesaro would launch El Torito into orbit. I'm game.



:colbert: Not the gif where Yoshihiko gets nothing but net :colbert:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

fatherdog posted:

What exactly is supposed to be going on here before the kick

Looks like standard tag "holding the guy 3 inches higher than if he was standing will make it hurt WAY more" logic.

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

fatherdog posted:

What exactly is supposed to be going on here before the kick

I guess he's either trying to make sure he's got his balance because that's a pretty weird move to do off the top rope, or he's doing a Karate Kid tribute?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

One time a friend of mine came over and I was watching Raw and she was all "I still think all wrestlers are gay" and just at that moment it cut to a shot of Batista bent over some steps and that didn't help my argument.

This doesn't either.

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

One time a friend of mine came over and I was watching Raw and she was all "I still think all wrestlers are gay" and just at that moment it cut to a shot of Batista bent over some steps and that didn't help my argument.

This doesn't either.

Eric Embry is just trying to keep that dastardly Jerry Lawler from pulling out a chain. Don't make it into something it's not!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Revenant Threshold posted:

So apparently Candice got slightly murdered.

The video with the crowd's reaction is what really makes this.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The way the chant just screeches to a halt and then you hear the slightest oh my-- before they just explode.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..








OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Anyone have a gif of Red Shoes telling the Bucks to Suck It from Dominion

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Revenant Threshold posted:

So apparently Candice got slightly murdered.

Nah she didn't. It is all just timing and Candice's great sell job. Cedric pushes her with his arms and shins before she in any real way hits his knees. Completely safe.

This is where she got actually hurt:
https://vine.co/v/evMLrgLrzY3
https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae/status/620285410594328576

P.S. Tell Thomas Holzerman that WWE isn't interested in her and stop spreading hurtful lies.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

rovert posted:

Nah she didn't. It is all just timing and Candice's great sell job. Cedric pushes her with his arms and shins before she in any real way hits his knees. Completely safe.

This is where she got actually hurt:
https://vine.co/v/evMLrgLrzY3
https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae/status/620285410594328576

P.S. Tell Thomas Holzerman that WWE isn't interested in her and stop spreading hurtful lies.

I don't know anything about this girl: is WWE not interested because she stinks? Or does she not stink at all and they aren't interested for some different reason?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

candice rules and does not stink but she also specializes in wrestling men which is verboten and is also probably "too old" for their hiring patterns

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Some real late Raw gifs, sorry!























I still got the Wednesday Night Wars to watch and the G1 is starting only a few hours after the PPV :gonk:

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

rovert posted:

Nah she didn't. It is all just timing and Candice's great sell job. Cedric pushes her with his arms and shins before she in any real way hits his knees. Completely safe.
I think you read that a little too literally.

epitasis posted:

candice rules and does not stink but she also specializes in wrestling men which is verboten and is also probably "too old" for their hiring patterns
I was going to say that Blue Pants shows they're willing to hire people around that kind of age, but in her case it's probably also about her being based in the right area.

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

Jerusalem posted:

Some real late Raw gifs, sorry!
















Good lord. Everyone came out of that match looking like a million dollars. It was just outstanding.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






Subtle.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Revenant Threshold posted:

I think you read that a little too literally.
I was going to say that Blue Pants shows they're willing to hire people around that kind of age, but in her case it's probably also about her being based in the right area.

she's also not been hired

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

And she's poo poo.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

oatgan posted:

she's also not been hired
Good point. "Used", then.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

http://i.imgur.com/byVmMlH.gifv

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Someone find that Shawn Michaels gif of him doing the same thing.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




These cardboard cut-outs of Roman Reigns are getting more and more detailed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cupping the balls and everything :allears:

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I hope that whoever ends up making gifs catches Kofi mugging for the camera at the start of the tag match. It was pretty good.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

You mean this?

http://gfycat.com/LittleScientificBat

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

Teddybear posted:

I hope that whoever ends up making gifs catches Kofi mugging for the camera at the start of the tag match. It was pretty good.

And Woods on the steps cackling like a imp.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'll do some gifs when I get a chance, request stuff if you want stuff!

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