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actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

Saw this one today

quote:

I am not obese; I am 5'3, 170 pounds with D cup breasts.

What's funny is that actually is obese if you use BMI.

She gives her breast size for some reason, but only shows pics of her face :wtc:

# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:55

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# ? May 14, 2024 15:14

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

actionjackson posted:

Saw this one today

What's funny is that actually is obese if you use BMI.

She gives her breast size for some reason, but only shows pics of her face

its the bait and switch.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 22:59

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

LeoMarr posted:

its the bait and switch.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 23:31

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

actionjackson posted:

Saw this one today

What's funny is that actually is obese if you use BMI.

She gives her breast size for some reason, but only shows pics of her face

I think she's trying to count her breasts against her body weight. Like "I weigh 170 but that's with D cup boobs which weigh X. So my BODY weight is 170 - X."

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 20, 2015

# ? Jul 20, 2015 01:54

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Dollars to donuts she fails the "boobs bigger than belly" criteria required for even a casual smang.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:10

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Breetai posted:

Dollars to donuts she fails the "boobs bigger than belly" criteria required for even a casual smang.

Do you count a long hoary nipple in with that or??

# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:12

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

actionjackson posted:

Saw this one today

What's funny is that actually is obese if you use BMI.

She gives her breast size for some reason, but only shows pics of her face

Yeah. She's obese. I'm 5'2" and was pushing 170 at my largest. I didn't know I weighed that much until I noticed I had gone from tubby to obese. She probably gave her breast size to avoid mentioning the measurement around the ribcage.

The fat acceptance movement wouldn't accept her though, I don't think. So that's something, I guess.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:20

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bored posted:

Yeah. She's obese. I'm 5'2" and was pushing 170 at my largest. I didn't know I weighed that much until I noticed I had gone from tubby to obese. She probably gave her breast size to avoid mentioning the measurement around the ribcage.

The fat acceptance movement wouldn't accept her though, I don't think. So that's something, I guess.

Her weight doesnst start with a 3 so fat acceptance isnt a friend to her

# ? Jul 20, 2015 03:57

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Breetai posted:

Dollars to donuts she fails the "boobs bigger than belly" criteria required for even a casual smang.

Truth

# ? Jul 20, 2015 04:02

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Breetai posted:

the "boobs bigger than belly" criteria

"Boobs bigger than belly" is a good rule.

Although we all know rules are meant to be broken once in a while.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 04:29

Risky: May 18, 2003

Chomp8645 posted:

~~Wet~~ tie it up!

Restrained whale holy grail.

Finally happened tonight. Guess the two month thing was a load of bs.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 07:26

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

guys i did a sex just thought you should know

# ? Jul 20, 2015 07:30

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Coolness Averted posted:

guys i did a sex just thought you should know

Cheers, I'll be sure to update GoonSexSchedule.xlsx :coal:

# ? Jul 20, 2015 09:19

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

quote:

My self-summary
"Fallen Angel seeks Lord of the Pit for trample damage"

I'm a quirky eclectic geeky girl who enjoys brewing, baking, motorcycling, costuming, running, martial arts, science fiction, fantasy, and urban chickens. I'm an education junkie: I have attended UCLA twice for Egyptian art history and business. I travel every little bit that I can: I've backpacked through India, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, and Japan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My literary favorites include the Crucible, Them: Adventures with Extremists, Neverwhere, the Moon is a Harsh Mistress, and anything David Sedaris. (Just to name a few. )

In film I adore Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Archer, Buffy, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Gilmore Girls, Cloud Atlas, V for Vendetta, Star Wars, The Martix, and just about anything Joss Whedon.

Food: I love it all except pickles and fishy tasting fishes. My favorite is sushi, but I am also quite fond of Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Vietnamese Cambodian and pretty much anything from Asia. I can gourmet it up like a foodie in a five star restaurant or enjoy the simple please of the corner taco truck.

Games: Most people's families have books or trinkets lining their living rooms, but mine has board games in 8 foot tall book cases, lining three sides of the room. My favorites are Ticket to Ride, Quirkle, Stone Age, Cards Against Humanity, and D&D, although I haven't played much in years.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, steak, whisky, good conversation, my computer, and some rope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dinner and Sex Positivity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Goth clubbing.
You should message me if
...you're interested in an adventurous polyamorous primary or a girlfriend who enjoys the occasional negotiated non-monogamy.

...you're a geek with an adventurous spirit and a sensual flare.

Weird, there must be some mistake, this polyamorous lady is exclusively looking for single men, while setting herself non-monogamous

# ? Jul 20, 2015 09:41

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

cyberia posted:

Cheers, I'll be sure to update GoonSexSchedule.xlsx

I think it's .xls. The xlsx format didn't exist last time a goon had sex.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 10:08

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Coolness Averted posted:

guys i did a sex just thought you should know

your story gives hope to us all

# ? Jul 20, 2015 10:39

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

Coolness Averted posted:

Weird, there must be some mistake, this polyamorous lady is exclusively looking for single men, while setting herself non-monogamous

Fallen Angels sacrifice other creatures to gain temporary stat gains. A good magic the gathering analogy .

# ? Jul 20, 2015 10:51

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

It can't be a bait and switch if you eat the bait first

# ? Jul 20, 2015 14:09

caberham: Mar 18, 2009; by Smythe; Grimey Drawer

Cougar For Life

quote:

My self-summary
I ONLY RESPOND BACK IF I'M INTERESTED :-)
Sorry I have to put this and I really appreciate all who write me but I get a ton of messages and only have time to write back to someone I'd like to possibly meet in person.

PLEASE DON'T WRITE ME IF YOU LIVE OUT OF STATE OR OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

Hi, I'm Janet, and I'll start off with saying I am ONLY interested in meeting someone younger please, preferably in their 20's or 30's and that lives within a reasonable distance. Yes, I am 100% a true cougar! Lol! I just tend to have more in common with someone younger and it's what I'm most attracted to. I'm also older than 40 though so you need to be comfortable with that and not be concerned about it. I'm really looking for a guy that typically likes older women and prefers it and not someone just trying to fulfill an older woman cougar/Milf fantasy please.

As for me, I'm very outgoing, fun and adventurous, straight forward and open-minded. I have a wide variety of interests and can be happy doing just about anything and love experiencing new things :-)

Sorry, not into Black, Indian or Asian men, just not my thing.

Also since I get asked a lot, I am not a porn star, webcam girl, tranny, escort, slave, submissive or any of that bullshit. Lol! I'm just a normal real woman looking for someone cool to hangout with and see where it leads. 😊
What I�m doing with my life
I'm a dog trainer and love it! I usually work with 10-15 dogs at a time each day and I'm very busy during the week so my free time is very important to me. So PLEASE don't loving catfish me or be a flake! I seem to get a lot of that on here!

I've also worked most of my life in the music/nightclub industry mainly booking bands and running dance clubs and had a very different crazy lifestyle then woman my age. I'm definitely not a traditional woman. If you want to know more, I'll tell you about it if we meet in person :-)
I�m really good at
many things! :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no clue haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Big fan of Workaholics, Adam DeVine is brilliantly funny!
- The Heart, She Holler...greatest hosed up show ever!!!
- The Originals, I have a special fondness for one of the werewolves on that show ;-)
- Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dad, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory...I tend to have the same taste as a 17 yr old boy.
Geez this list could go on forever...
- Top Gear, British version - love cars and english humor.
- Music: anything I can sing, dance, cry or get excited by should sum it up!
- Movies: I love all movies even the bad ones except the loving exorcist, I hate that movie!
The six things I could never do without
- Intimacy/companionship
- Men (to provide the intimacy, lift heavy things, kill spiders and take out the trash of course)
- Desserts! All kinds especially ice cream, I have a major sweet tooth!
- Juices! Apple, pineapple or any kind of juice actually
- Thai food. I could live off Tom Kha Ghai soup! Oh and cheese! Lots and lot of delicious yummy cheese! Oh how I love you cheese! I don't care if you're bad for me, so are some of these boys! I'm still gonna eat you anyway! Haha
- Tums or rolaids for the stomach ache I'm gonna get from mixing all this stuff together right!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You men and trying to figure your crazy asses out! Haha
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun I hope :-)
The most private thing I�m willing to admit
That I'm really an old, fat, transvestite using fake pictures!
KIDDING! Don't worry, like I said, I'm 100% a real woman and definitely not a catfish! Lol!
Oh and I hate sushi and wine! Disgusting! I know, WTF?!!! What's wrong with me, right?! Well the thought of putting a dead uncooked smelly fish in my mouth and drinking rotten decayed grapes makes me want to barf!!! I know I just lost about half of you after reading that huh! Lol
You should message me if
you're good looking, down to earth and are interested to go out and do fun things together like clubs, dancing, comedy shows, movies, hiking, beach, dive bars, festivals, restaurants etc... and wants to get to know each other for an open on-going caring friendship, NOT JUST A HOOK-UP with no bullshit, drama or jealousy. If you exist, then please hurry up and write me drat it! Lol :-)

This is me being a robot. But beep boop beep can you really be a down to earth clubber? Or is that another way to say passing out on the floor :goonsay:

# ? Jul 20, 2015 15:33

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

"Down to earth clubber"

Also looking for: intellectual anti-vaxxer.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 17:38

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

I'm totally open minded, but no brown people lol!

Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jul 20, 2015

# ? Jul 20, 2015 17:55

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Don't hate the club just because you poindexters can't get into one.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 18:08

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

SaltLick posted:

pretend i posted that goon talking about letting blacks beat him up and not pressing charges because of white privilege

I'm really sorry but I desperately require to read this.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 18:30

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

I cant' find the picture or original post but this is it

Reverand maynard posted:

As a white guy living in the U.S. who has benefited throughout his entire life by the pervasive racism in American society, i think it would be totally reasonable and understandable for black people living in the U.S. to hate me and to want to inflict harm upon me just for being a white guy living in the U.S. So if i ever get beaten up by black people, i will sympathize with my attackers and i will wish them well and i will not fight back or seek to press charges.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 19:34

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

SaltLick posted:

I cant' find the picture or original post but this is it

lmao world champion of white guilt over here.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 21:19

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Risky posted:

Finally happened tonight. Guess the two month thing was a load of bs.

Great now call her a oval office and dump her over nothing in a grocery store

# ? Jul 20, 2015 22:13

Shiki Dan: Oct 27, 2010; If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

H.H posted:

lmao world champion of white guilt over here.

Nah, that's still the SJW volunteer who traveled by herself to Haiti to do relief work in order to prove that media portrayal of the camps being rape circuses was untrue, got gangraped, and then said that she deserved it for being white.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:05

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

The Real Foogla posted:

Fallen Angels sacrifice other creatures to gain temporary stat gains. A good magic the gathering analogy .

And you remember the best source of creatures for that.

That's right.

Breeding Pit. :quagmire:

# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:38

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Shiki Dan posted:

Nah, that's still the SJW volunteer who traveled by herself to Haiti to do relief work in order to prove that media portrayal of the camps being rape circuses was untrue, got gangraped, and then said that she deserved it for being white.

jfc

# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:44

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Shiki Dan posted:

Nah, that's still the SJW volunteer who traveled by herself to Haiti to do relief work in order to prove that media portrayal of the camps being rape circuses was untrue, got gangraped, and then said that she deserved it for being white.

White woman's burden.

# ? Jul 20, 2015 23:51

Shumagorath: Jun 6, 2001

Shiki Dan posted:

Nah, that's still the SJW volunteer who traveled by herself to Haiti to do relief work in order to prove that media portrayal of the camps being rape circuses was untrue, got gangraped, and then said that she deserved it for being white.

I need a link to this so I can mail her a copy of Worth Dying For.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 00:43

Shiki Dan: Oct 27, 2010; If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

The story in her own words:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=594_1401381196

Pic (since this is the OKcupid thread, after all)
http://imgur.com/r/TumblrInAction/DnWtS3P

# ? Jul 21, 2015 00:58

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Shiki Dan posted:

The story in her own words:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=594_1401381196

Pic (since this is the OKcupid thread, after all)
http://imgur.com/r/TumblrInAction/DnWtS3P

Wow

# ? Jul 21, 2015 01:12

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Shiki Dan posted:

The story in her own words:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=594_1401381196

Pic (since this is the OKcupid thread, after all)
http://imgur.com/r/TumblrInAction/DnWtS3P

A rapist didn't care that she was "a Malcolm X scholar" 0_0 what a jerk!!!

# ? Jul 21, 2015 01:26

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

quote:

My self-summary
I'm a recovering alcoholic with very few friends and no social life, so as you can probably imagine I am bored out of my skull and looking to rectify that without screwing up my recovery, and also to, y'know, meet the love my life and all that jazz.

I'm attempting to be as honest as possible both in this profile and in conversations, partly because I think people might find it refreshing, and also because it's a fun experiment.
What I�m doing with my life
So much therapy. I also volunteer at a church cooking soup every week, which is nice.

I do a huge amount of exercise - maybe obsessively so, but I have abs and they're fabulous.

Right now not-drinking and not-dieting-til-I'm-dead are taking up a huge amount of effort and time which is really quite frustrating.
I�m really good at
Losing weight and getting shitfaced, but right now I'm not allowed to do either of those things.

On a more positive note, I'm good at sticking to goals once I've made them. I'm also very funny provided you enjoy gallows humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-time favourite book is American Psycho, which can't be a good sign. My favourite movie is Ginger Snaps Back (a good way to start a conversation with me, if you're nervous, would be to ask why, FYI) and my favourite TV show is Supernatural though I'm well aware it's utter shite.

Not a big music fan, I use it to work out to and that's about it. I like Taylor Swift and Kesha. And Rihanna. I am a music pleb.

Food-wise, I like cooking it, I like thinking about it and talking about it, and I like looking at pictures of it. Actually eating it often makes me very nervous but I am trying to be better about that.
The six things I could never do without
Trashy magazines (Note: we'll get to those later) , artificial sweetener, my cat, eyeliner, my bike, and the supportive people who've managed to stick with me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Constructing elaborate desserts, what would happen if I met my idols in real life, setting myself on fire, how much I love sharks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone, and bitter as hell. Getting into fights on the internet. Tragic stuff.
You should message me if
I'd like to date someone who also doesn't drink, ideally, and preferably someone who's into exercise.

Really though, I'm just looking for nice and supportive people. I'm going to do my best to reply to every message I get from people within my age range and country, even if it takes a while (providing I'm not getting like 50 a day obviously) unless it's a copypasted message or just a 'hi'.

Or if you're bored and wanna fight, message me too. Why not?
Interested? Go ahead�

Hot chats:

quote:

I miss it all the time. I get so resentful and pissed off about it - I can't even enjoy reading my usual trash mags because there are so many ads about cocktails and wine and it makes me angry and jealous.

In answer to your earlier question, I stopped because my parents were on the verge of kicking me out, I was resorting to prostitution to fund my habit, and i got myself in a few dangerous situations that, if it hadn't been for a lot of luck, might have gotten me badly hurt, or maybe killed. Dramatic, huh?

# ? Jul 21, 2015 02:16