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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

We used to watch Hip Show all the time in PSP. gently caress GFW do Hip Show during baseball games and just fuckin roll around the bases

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

there's hours of it on youtube

Thank you oatgan, Yuriy, and RGL.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Niwrad posted:

They apparently have a store up and half the items for sale are 8x10's of Jeff and Karen.

http://globalforcewrestling.richardsandsouthern.com/

I wonder if the sales made double digits.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Absolutely amazing.
http://globalforcewrestling.com/what-does-gfw-mean-to-professional-wrestling/

complete poo poo posted:

As the days pass and the first Global Force Wrestling television tapings in Las Vegas inch closer, speculation abounds heavier now than ever before as to what GFW’s place is in the grand scheme of professional wrestling. Who is going to be involved? What is going to make this company stand out? Just what is Jeff Jarrett envisioning moving forward?

While many of these questions don’t have one specific easy answer, rather a myriad of layers that will play out over time in the very near future, all one needs to do is be around the staff, talent roster and live events, and it’s apparent that vision is beginning to take shape.

GFW MEANS VARIETY – We all know the world is getting smaller by the day. and cultural and stylistic differences are becoming more accessible than ever before. So, too, is this reflected in pro wrestling. It’s an exciting time to be a wrestling fan, as there has never been more diversity so readily available. If you enjoy the Japanese style the most, you know where to look. Ditto that with the Lucha Libre style, the fast-paced new-age independent style, and the mainstream American style. There is a flavor for everyone, but thus far it usually has meant a trip to five or six different places to satiate your entire wrestling palate. GFW is providing something for everyone all under one roof. You can see in the Las Vegas card at least one star or match representing every style listed above, and a few more as well. A lot is written on the internet about certain “restrictions” or “rules” of a given organization, and the structure they adhere to. It’s clear with GFW that its “style” will be a melting pot, and that certainly appears to be the way of the future. Why sample one ice cream flavor when you can have all 30?

GFW MEANS OPPORTUNITY – Anyone familiar with not only wrestling but any sporting or entertainment occupation should be well aware of the long odds for success, the sacrifice, the hardship, the pain one must endure just to hang on to a faint hope of the dream. Even if one does find success, he can find himself at the whim of “the machine,” accentuated or discarded seemingly at random, through no reason other than a little bad luck and unfortunate timing. Global Force Wrestling, through its television tapings and especially its #GrandSlamTour has given, or will give, literally dozens of young talents from around the country an opportunity to test themselves at a higher level. Only the cream of the crop will last, but the playing field is level, and the opportunity is there for the taking! Who wants it the most?

GFW MEANS PASSION – Being around the locker rooms recently in Erie and Cleveland, it’s evident absolutely nobody is in GFW to “collect a paycheck.” No one sees this as “just a job.: These men and women have lived and breathed pro wrestling for years, in some cases more than a decade. Some of them have seen the lights of the billion-dollar corporate conglomerates and realized it just wasn’t for them. Some have been starving artists with so much to offer but without the proper canvas to paint their picture. It’s impossible to watch Sonjay Dutt perform better now than ever before and not see and feel the passion exuding from him. There is no way you can look at a Chris Mordetzky or PJ Black and not see how they have reinvented themselves not only to prove to their previous employer what could have been but also show the fans who and what they truly are. How can you watch a Johnny Gargano or Andrew Everett, the future of our industry, and not see a heart and commitment that has carried them through early years of bottom-of-the-barrel paydays and agonizingly long road trips to become the commodities they are today? Everyone, from top to bottom, not only wants to be here but wants to be the best.

GFW MEANS REALITY – It has been said that “everybody has a story.” That sentiment holds true in pro wrestling. It’s a group of very unlike-minded individuals all chasing the same destination but each on a completely different road, with their own sets of detours, roadblocks and wrong turns. So often, these journeys and stories get stifled in favor of a pre-ordained mantra, a set image and personality designed to resonate with the general populous. Sometimes it works, oftentimes it doesn’t. But society has been enthralled in reality for more than a decade. From the reality programming permeating seemingly every television station to the rise of MMA, people now more than ever want something they can believe. The true stories in Global Force Wrestling, from how a personal tragedy gave Thea Trinidad strength to continue to chase her dream and connect with a lost loved one, to the rock star lifestyle of The Bullet Club, is far more compelling than anything one can manufacture in a boardroom.

GFW MEANS ACHIEVING THE IMPROBABLE – As compelling as the individual stories of everyone involved are, equally enthralling is the story of the company as a whole. This isn’t just a journey of individual men and women looking to defy the odds and excel, but an entire company looking to do what is nearly unprecedented. Think about this. In the storied history of pro wrestling, only ONE individual has ever taken a wrestling company completely from scratch and turned it into a global entity. That man? Jeff Jarrett. You can run through the power-player last names of our industry, past and present. McMahon. Crockett. Turner. Bischoff. Heyman. All of them have daunting resumes. None of them has done what Jeff Jarrett has. Now, Jarrett, who turned the impossible into the improbable and succeeded where no one else could, is doing it again. There will always be critics. There will always be skeptics. But it is easier to try than to prove it can’t be done.

GFW MEANS NOT INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE – Listen, we all love pro wrestling. If not, how the heck did you wind up reading this? But, there are some inherent risks and sacrifices that come with being wrestling fans. How many times have you watched a show and seen something just cringe-worthy? A new character who is dead on arrival. An overly homogenized presentation. An interview that flies off the rails. A segment directed towards children that you have to awkwardly explain to your girlfriend why you’re watching. Forced buzzwords and marketing shoehorned into conversation in the most unnatural ways possible. How about that predictable format? Global Force Wrestling knows its audience and isn’t ashamed to admit it. While GFW will continue to grow and evolve, it won’t lose sight of what it is … a wrestling show! Pro wrestling for pro wrestling fans … what a concept!

GFW MEANS CUTTING EDGE & CONTEMPORARY – From the slick packages that are constantly being turned out on the official GFW YouTube page that have opened the door to learn so much more about the company and its stars, to the youth and exuberance of the roster, to the modern way of thinking in its business model, Global Force Wrestling seems to understand not just what needs to happen to succeed but what needs to happen to succeed “today.” Many imaginary lines and unwritten rules that are long since passe seem to be falling by the wayside. The focus is off politics and limits and is directly onto the talent where it should be. A great example came just a few days ago, with the announcement of GFW’s four major championships. Already a sense of importance, pride and status comes with each, and while the GFW Global & Tag Team Titles will be hotly contested, the other two championships are equally intriguing. The GFW Women’s Championship … it feels great to be able to write “women’s championship.” It’s not about branding them as some sort of all-inclusive term that stunts their individuality. It’s about presenting the best female athletes, period. No gimmickry needed. The NEX*GEN title intrigues as well. GFW isn’t trying to compartmentalize talent by weight class or ring style – countless athletes have proven in recent years that concept is passe – but rather give the next crop of rising talent the chance to stand out and be noticed. The NEX*GEN title won’t be overlooked or meaninglessly passed around, it will be a symbol of an athlete on the cusp of ultimate glory … the one to watch in the months and years ahead. As GFW continues to grow, the next generation will grow with it.

GFW MEANS FUN – Through it all, this is what matters most when it comes to presenting these events to wrestling fans. It can sometimes be all too easy to be overly critical or negative, especially toward something you feel strongly about. But it’s important to remember that just because you prefer XYZ promotion doesn’t mean you have to hate all of the others. GFW has proven that by assembling many representatives of those rosters under one roof. The best and most relevant talent presented on a brand new stage, free of political motivation or stigma, all for the ultimate goal of not just opportunity for the wrestlers themselves but the most authentic and emotionally enthralling viewing experience for the fan. This isn’t about starting a war or choosing sides. It’s about the latest major addition to an already impressive landscape that will continue to shape the industry for the better moving forward. Like and dislike who and what you want… but don’t forget this is supposed to be fun!

Global Force Wrestling already has carved several meanings within professional wrestling, and it’s only getting started. What will GFW mean in six months? In a year? The answer to those questions begins to be told at the first television tapings. The next stop is Las Vegas, and GFW is all in.

quote:

GFW MEANS NOT INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE

ha

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
did they confirm a station in that monolith

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine

CoolCat posted:

I wonder if the sales made double digits.

GFW is fated to draw only 9 cents

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


are variety, opportunity, reality, achieving the improbable and not insulting your intelligence the new chikara affiliates

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

oatgan posted:

are variety, opportunity, reality, achieving the improbable and not insulting your intelligence the new chikara affiliates

lol

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Jeff Jarrett is the king of MMA

http://youtu.be/m6S2ysN5izk

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
I want Don West on commentary

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Sotar posted:

I want Don West on commentary

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I love it when people use the term "melting pot" ironically.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

you can do anything at GFW
anything at all
the only limit is you

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

What's the over/under on months until they hire Russo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

In the storied history of pro wrestling, only ONE individual has ever taken a wrestling company completely from scratch and turned it into a global entity. That man? Jeff Jarrett. You can run through the power-player last names of our industry, past and present. McMahon. Crockett. Turner. Bischoff. Heyman. All of them have daunting resumes. None of them has done what Jeff Jarrett has. Now, Jarrett, who turned the impossible into the improbable and succeeded where no one else could, is doing it again. There will always be critics. There will always be skeptics. But it is easier to try than to prove it can’t be done.

There is not an imaginary jacking off motion big enough for this graf right here

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Sotar posted:

I want Don West on commentary

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
2-3 pages late on this but can anyone tell me what is it with piddly dink wrestling promotions putting on shows at minor league baseball parks? It looks so terrible, trashy, and low-rent.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

flashy_mcflash posted:

There is not an imaginary jacking off motion big enough for this graf right here

Its true tho. None of those guys ever stole an employee's wife. Bischoff borrowed a few, tho.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Chromatic posted:

2-3 pages late on this but can anyone tell me what is it with piddly dink wrestling promotions putting on shows at minor league baseball parks? It looks so terrible, trashy, and low-rent.

Sometimes wrestling at minor league baseball shows draws a decent crowd and makes money for the team when the field isn't otherwise in use. They're generally "sold shows," in which the baseball team pays the wrestling company to put on the show, rather than the wrestling company having to rent the field and make money on ticket sales. Thus, no risk, all reward for the wrestling company. GFW, however, is not drawing well on these shows, so they're unlikely to get a deal like this again.

I've seen no-name indies with a parade of old, broken down former WWF/WCW talent draw thousands, so this thing can work - usually as a pure nostalgia thing.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

Its true tho. None of those guys ever stole an employee's wife. Bischoff borrowed a few, tho.

It sounds like such a big accomplishment until you realize the global entity he's talking about is the wrestling version of Sideshow Bob continually stepping on rakes.

e: GFW is going to the UK for some reason

quote:

Global Force Wrestling announces first UK dates, matches will include Nick Aldis, Doug Williams

For Immediate Release
July 20, 2015

NASHVILLE – Global Force Wrestling is following up its #GFWGrandSlamTour and its TV tapings at the Orleans Arena in Las Vegas with its first events outside of the United States, in October in the United Kingdom.

GFW invades the Grimsby Auditorium in Grimbsy, Lincolnshire, on Oct. 28 and the Lynnsport and Leisure Park in King's Lynn, Norfolk, on Oct. 30. Promotion co-founders Jeff and Karen Jarrett will appear, as will former heavyweight champion Nick Aldis, legendary women's champion Mickie James, British wrestling star Doug Williams and host of WrestleTalk TV Marty Scurll.

"I'm thrilled to be heading to the UK to share the GFW brand with the incredible fans across the pond," Jeff Jarrett said. "Since day one no fan base has inundated us with more requests to bring a show to them than those in the United Kingdom.

"What's unique about this is we wanted to bring high-caliber shows to towns that haven't previously had access to them, with most touring companies staying exclusively in major cities like London, Manchester and Glasgow. We decided to give new towns an opportunity to experience a great live wrestling event."

Aldis, who recently made a successful debut in GFW, is from King's Lynn.

"I'm excited and proud to be part of GFW's first UK shows," said Aldis. "It will be great to finally appear on a major show in my hometown. I hope the fans feel as excited as I do."


quote:

"What's unique about this is we wanted to bring high-caliber shows to towns that haven't previously had access to them, with most touring companies staying exclusively in major cities like London, Manchester and Glasgow. We decided to give new towns an opportunity to experience a great live wrestling event."
"We can't fill an arena"

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jul 20, 2015

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I will go to whatever GFW show comes to Scotland.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

They only mention those two towns. I don't know if a Scotland date or any others are in the plans, but with this company who knows. What's a comparable-sized town in Scotland? The two towns they mention sound like made-up Game of Thrones set pieces to me.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
THE FORCE IS COMING TO MY TOWN

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

flashy_mcflash posted:

They only mention those two towns. I don't know if a Scotland date or any others are in the plans, but with this company who knows. What's a comparable-sized town in Scotland? The two towns they mention sound like made-up Game of Thrones set pieces to me.

Ayr? Dundee? Paisley?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Things are sure looking 'Grim'(sby) for the Force

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Jeff's going to be found face down in an enclosed (Liver)pool area.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I hope there's a run-in by Kingsley while they're in scotland

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
That's a legitimate point they're making though. IDK about the UK, but at least in the US there are a lot of places (like, say, Oregon) that have pretty decent amounts of wrestling fans and long histories of wrestling but who never get any kind of touring show that isn't local feds (NWA Portland is literally the worst indie wrestling ever). There is something to be said for a brand that's willing to bring in sort of known guys for a 500 person show.

I mean it's going to bankrupt JJ into the ground because he's an idiot, but at least some places that don't get much wrestling might get to see some very average to OK matches for not that much cash.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

they're banking that UK fans will respond positively to any US wrestling. In theory, it works but based on how soft TNA's tickets moved their last go round, I doubt you'll get more than 400 people.

but hey Jeff and Karen deserve a little UK vacation, I guess.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

coconono posted:

but hey Jeff and Karen deserve a little UK vacation, I guess.

Will they stay at the castle Dixie stays at

Psybro
May 12, 2002
This would be the equivalent to a UK fed doing a US tour that went exclusively to Eugene and Mobile and NOWHERE ELSE.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Quit trying to kill the territories, Hunter

pwinsider posted:

A reliable source has informed PWInsider.com that a cease and desist letter has been sent to Global Force Wrestling by Ring of Honor due to infringement upon ROH’s brand in radio and television ads that promote Friday’s GFW Television taping in Las Vegas, NV at The Orleans casino.

The ad apparently referenced the appearance of ROH stars at GFW’s show on 7/24. Given that Friday is also Ring of Honor’s “Death Before Dishonor” iPPV in Baltimore, MD, it would appear it would unlikely that very little, if any, of ROH’s talent would be appearing for GWF in Las Vegas.

Also, yesterday a story was making the rounds that Chris Sabin would not appear on the GFW show. I was told that Sabin was never booked to appear for GFW.

It should be noted that ROH has a strong TV presence in Las Vegas, airing on at least two different stations. ROH also just ran in Las Vegas last week, so they are very cognizant of what goes on in the market.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I...don't get it. How did they think this was a good idea?

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Maybe they thought ROH wanted to join the force!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Roman Reigns posted:

I...don't get it. How did they think this was a good idea?

At some point you follow wrestling long enough to discover wrestling promoters don't think, they just do stuff and then are shocked when consequences come

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jul 21, 2015

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

tbf JJ probably thought he was giving a little rub to ROH.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Roman Reigns posted:

I...don't get it. How did they think this was a good idea?

indies do this exact thing all the time, GFW is just too big to get away with it

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

coconono posted:

tbf JJ probably thought he was giving a little rub to ROH.

Good brother just trying to give them the rubski and this is how they repay them?? For shame ROH

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

oatgan posted:

indies do this exact thing all the time, GFW is just too big to get away with it

COME SEE former WWE SUPERSTARS AT THE HICKTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

COME SEE former WWE SUPERSTARS AT THE HICKTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!

PUPPET SHOW AND GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING

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