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Fulchrum posted:The irony being that I was made aware I would likely be getting laid off about an hour after I made this post. Well poo poo  JT Jag posted:It's the Republican primaries. Burma shave? (I don't get it)
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WarpedNaba posted:
Allow me to educate you -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Just hanging out, having some coffee and reading the paper at AMERICAN DINER. Tom's closed.
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Oh yes... They float, Georgie. They float.
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Socialism has a long history of disparagement in this country.
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I went to look up if there was a Saturday strip (there wasn't,) and happened upon this, the rerun strip for Saturday on gocomics. Incredibly coincidental as it is, I believe, the penultimate Sunday strip, featuring the man who is, 26 years later, responsible for the strip's rebirth.
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jeez I didn't know ENOS had been cartooning this long
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You're lost and find a house There's no one inside Go in the basement And in the corner of the room you spot him Rorus the Goon He's looking at you You can't find the exit He throws back his head and lets loose a dog-like howl He's aware of you Rorus the Goon You're looking for the door But it's so dark down there You can smell his breath now And you see there's sauce on his face My god, there's sauce everywhere! Fearing for life It's Rorus the Goon He's photoshopped a knife It's Rorus the Goon Lurking in the basement Politoon Superstar Rorus the Goon Living with his mom It's Rorus the Goon Edits for sport It's Rorus the Goon Reading all the cartoons Actual weaboo Rorus the Goon Now you're trapped in the room and all hope seems lost Stuck there tragically by yourself Stranded with a shitposter Your creep silently through the takeout trash Aha! In the distance a small window with the lock broke Hope! You move stealthily towards it But your foot! Stepped on a Sailor Moon fig! Bleeding from your foot (Quiet quiet) Limping towards the window (Quet quiet) Now you're out of the basement Sitting outside, it's Rorus the Goon Crying by himself (Rorus the Goon) But he didn't hear you exit (Rorus the Goon) You're sneaking up behind him Suckerpunch childman Rorus the Goon Fighting with that louse, Rorus the Goon Rarely leaves the house, Rorus the Goon Give him a big wedgie Safe at last from Rorus the Goon! You limp from that dark house Pain growing from your hurt foot But you have won You have beaten Rorus the Goon Wait, he isn't gone! Rorus surprise! There's food in his beard, and tears in his eyes! But you recall from High School Titty twist childman Rorus the Goon A one-sided fight with Rorus the Goon A really sad sight, this Rorus the Goon You try to give a burn to Rorus the Goon But pain is growing fast from your hurt foot He's taking every blow, he goes for a choke You counter his slow move, you call him a sad joke He's running off to home now You have just survived a brush with Rorus the Goon His form fades in the distance, pitiable You fall to your knees and catch your breath You are finally safe from Rorus the Goon
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I promise I will visit you in the medium secure facility
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Rorus Raz posted:You're lost and find a house Excellent. Surprised there was no reference to the Pants Donkey, though.
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 1Oh god yes  I especially love how Mengele's epaulets make him look like some kind of sinister Mengele drone hovering over the scene. 2 3 4   5 6 7 8 9 uh   10 11 Gorrell is unimpressed with Dr. Facilier's foreign policy. 12 13 14 15   16  17 Noted democratic candidate, Bernie.... Manders? Also Hillary hasn't been a senator for like six years now.
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That Catalino sure is a thing. Yes, lynching is totally justice and definitely the right metaphor to use when discussing a black man. How the gently caress do you be that wrong.
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This planned parenthood "scandal" is up there with the US ebola scare in terms of how laughably dumb/gullible these cartoonists are proving themselves to be over it.
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xthetenth posted:That Catalino sure is a thing. I think he put more effort into being edgy than actual thought. It doesn't make a bit of goddamn sense.
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That Obamatree is wearing the precise expression of a fully sapient being who only came into existence ten seconds ago.
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alnilam posted:This planned parenthood "scandal" is up there with the US ebola scare in terms of how laughably dumb/gullible these cartoonists are proving themselves to be over it.  also great job 7oden on bringing up Kermit Gosnell, pretty much the poster boy for why limiting access to legal abortion procedures is a terrible idea.Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I think he put more effort into being edgy than actual thought. It doesn't make a bit of goddamn sense. I think it's supposed to be something like, "we *should* be stringing up ISIS members but the Obama tree isn't big enough to do the job", or something. But yeah it's pretty incoherent (as well as terribly drawn, but that's par for the course). Guaranteed that the tree's face is copied from an older cartoon and smudged up along the edges.
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Ah yes, I remember wanting to be an Uber driver when I was a teen.
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I'm only just now realizing you all haven't been making Diarrhea Song jokes.
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Rorus Raz posted:Ah yes, I remember wanting to be an Uber driver when I was a teen. I also like how the parents are (an ogre-like representation of) Hillary Clinton and a donkey
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"If gay marriage is okay then why won't my parents let me work for a company known for breaking laws and badly exploiting its workers????" --Henry "Hot Takes" Payne
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Jurgan posted:Excellent. Surprised there was no reference to the Pants Donkey, though. It's a powerful symbol. Don't want to overuse it.
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You know, I hate to give Lester any credit but this is actually really funny.
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Joking aside, you do have to watch out for the muslamic ray guns.
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colonel_korn posted:
This is it. This is the Ur-comic.
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Radish posted:This is it. This is the Ur-comic. This is not an old comic and precursor to modern political cartoons.
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ThatPazuzu posted:This is not an old comic and precursor to modern political cartoons. I'm willing to believe it traveled through time to be with us here today
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The Iron Rose posted:You know, I hate to give Lester any credit but this is actually really funny. oh word?
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Could someone go into detail on why this Planned Parenthood thing is exploding? I know there's a video out that Fox News is trumpeting, but is it like that Acorn video where poo poo is taken out of context/edited and turned into PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS A NIGHTMARISH EVIL MONSTROSITY?
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Well, you can tell by the way I cross my hatch, I'm a cartoonist: no peers to match. On my desk Pulitzer sits , I've got another one but no place for it. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may draw some other way. We can try to understand The caricature's effect on man. Whether you're a tracer or whether you're a copy-paster, I'm scrawlin' a line scrawlin' a line. See the duck drinkin' and mouthpieces shriekin', And I'm scrawlin' a line, scrawlin' a line. Ah, ha, ha, ha, scrawlin' a line, scrawlin' a line. Ah, ha, ha, ha, scrawlin' a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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OldTennisCourt posted:is it like that Acorn video where poo poo is taken out of context/edited and turned into PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS A NIGHTMARISH EVIL MONSTROSITY? It is exactly that. They basically edited out everything that doesn't make Planned Parenthood look like monsters. edit vvvvv Hopefully when people like Catalino die off. prinnylaharl fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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xthetenth posted:That Catalino sure is a thing. prinnylaharl posted:It is exactly that. They basically edited out everything that doesn't make Planned Parenthood look like monsters. JT Jag fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Although I think the McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" jingle added at the end was in poor taste.
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Pilchenstein posted:Joking aside, you do have to watch out for the muslamic ray guns.  Just when you think Facists can't Get any dumber. Where is duck monster when you need him?
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All right what the gently caress, there's another one of these videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjCs_gvImyw but the only news I can find on it is rightwing sources and "unbiased" parrots, where's a breakdown I can link someone to of how this is bullshit again e: oh good, found it, now I can tell my editor to go eat poo poo for being either a gullible gently caress or an imbecile who doesn't think even a heavily edited video can lie. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/21/planned-parenthood-official-jokes-about-buying-lamborghini-with-fetus-tissue-profits.html Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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colonel_korn posted:
it happened, I finally laughed out loud at a political cartoon
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