Bitcoin: bill and teds bogus currency

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Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

im like 6 posts in on my first thread and ive already found a dude who thinks burning hydrocarbons doesnt produce carbon dioxide

like ive seen climate change deniers but this guy is a full-on combustion denier

# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:42

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:47

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

oh lmao he's the guy who was obsessed with the 94 ford explorer

most of the posts got deleted, but there's a thread on a voice acting forum somewhere where he tried to recruit people to act in his new talespin episides. i mean he got 25 signatures on his e-petition so disney will be signing over the rights any day now

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Aug 2, 2015

# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:47

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

the ashley madison guy has decided to reply to every freaking comment in his thread and he's truly special

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3dyff1/lets_start_a_new_ashley_madison_site_that_is/

quote:

So? I think most people who downvoted me are idiots. There..it all works out! You think I am a piece of poo poo..which, by the way, is weird...because have you ever tried to have a conversation with a piece of poo poo? Have you ever gone out of your way to insult a piece of poo poo?

See what I mean? You're an idiot too. You go out of your way to insult a piece of poo poo. All you had to do was just laugh behind your computer at me in all of your unbound glory. But instead you chose to toss out an insult to me when I never did that to you.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:49

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Boxturret posted:

what a funny joke forum

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i genuinely thought this would be one guy, but the very first reply is not only agreeing with the op but also sharing his already-existing theory on why people with hooked noses are inherently evil

e: the op of the hook nose thread is definitely a troll, but i really dont think the people agreeing with him are

Gum fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 21, 2015

# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:50

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

trucutru posted:

the ashley madison guy has decided to reply to every freaking comment in his thread and he's truly special

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3dyff1/lets_start_a_new_ashley_madison_site_that_is/

I love the very first response

quote:

Step out of this sub for a moment and into the the real world. Into reality.
A site like that with Bitcoin only users will be a sausage festival.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:51

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:03

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

that's gotta fill some kind of bingo card

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:05

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

...it's beautiful...

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:06

sinekumquat: Jun 12, 2005; the most dangerous philosopher in the west; College Slice

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

i just need some antisemitism and i get bingo

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:07

Magrov: Mar 27, 2010; I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!

Also Iapetus sucks!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=784915.0

quote:

fabiola!
Sr. Member
Am I the only girl on here? : (
September 16, 2014, 02:57:39 PM
#1

Hii!
Just wondering if there are any fellow girls on here who are into Bitcoin mining, trading, etc. It seems it's mainly guys. We are roughly 50% of the population of this planet yet I can't find any girls who are into Bitcoins, anywhere.

Everytime I try to mention Bitcoins while hanging out with girlfriends they always look confused and change the subject, yet they're not "dumb girls", they've been to Uni, spend a lot of time online, have paypal acc's, online banking, etc. Why are they so reluctant to hear about Bitcoins?

hilariousandco
Staff
Hero Member
Re: Am I the only girl on here? : (
September 16, 2014, 03:02:44 PM
#3

My scammer alert alarm is sounding. Yeah, there are a few girls involved in bitcoin, but sadly most of the ones on here who go out of their way to tell everyone about their female gender are unfortunately just gearing up to try scam people.

fabiola!
Sr. Member
Re: Am I the only girl on here? : (
September 16, 2014, 03:16:07 PM
#4

Whoa! Stereotyping much? Not all girls are bitwhores, OKKK??
I have 4 KNC miners + a cute butterfly on the way (hopefully 2, they haven't arrived yet).
Please be a bit more welcoming to girls, with this sort of harsh stereotyping going on it's no wonder I can't find any girls on here.

hilariousandco
Staff
Hero Member
Re: Am I the only girl on here? : (
September 16, 2014, 03:32:03 PM
#9

No not all girls are bitwhores, but the ones pretending to be female on here with the same usual tricks are. I've seen it all before. It's unfortunate but that's what people do on here. Out of the last ten users claiming to be female 9/10 of them have been men pretending to be girls. I also tend to think it's people like you that do the stereotyping. I mean, would a girl really go around referring to a bitcoin miner as 'cute'? I don't think they would, but someone pretending to be one will usually use words that they think will make them sound a bit more believable. Don't take it personally, but this place is full of scammers and there are certain things that will always arouse suspicion, and being a 'girl' is one of them.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:08

pylb: Sep 22, 2010; ^{"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"}

trucutru posted:

the ashley madison guy has decided to reply to every freaking comment in his thread and he's truly special

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3dyff1/lets_start_a_new_ashley_madison_site_that_is/

he posted his resume:

quote:

What skills do I have? Idk...some skills. What can you do? I can play tennis pretty good. And I am pretty good at golf. I am decent at math....maybe even better than decent. Excellent at the quantum model as it pertains to the organic atoms. Awesome at Assemby language. Pretty good at parkour (but I do kinda get injured a lot doing it....so maybe not as good as I think). Pretty good point-guard in rec-league play. Adept at business. Idk...other stuff but those are some of the things I feel I am good at. Oh...pretty skateboarder...not X-games or anything...but definitely not gonna ever be embarrassed at the park. Oh...and I feel that I can still pitch pretty well...but I am very old now so I think I mostly just throw junk pitches. Still...kinda hard to hit for someone my age.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:08

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

frame it, place in gug

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:08

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

This needs to be moved to the opening post of this thread ASAP.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:26

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Magrov posted:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=784915.0

lol

what the hell kind of scam does he think she's trying to pull anyway

"how come i can't find any other girl bitcoiners?"

"oh ho ho i'm not falling for that!"

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:29

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

quote:

ANONYMOUS BITCOIN TRADES ARE POSSIBLE! (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 8 hours ago by multisigna

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:33

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol

what the hell kind of scam does he think she's trying to pull anyway

"how come i can't find any other girl bitcoiners?"

"oh ho ho i'm not falling for that!"

spermjacking, duh

vapid cunts just want to get on that child support gravy train

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:39

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:44

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

text editor posted:

theres actually a lot of religious right people there which i totally didnt see coming

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:51

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

graph posted:

hes the dunningkruger posterchild

i do not agree

dunning kruger tends to imply overconfidence in your own abilities. logansryche's business ideas aren't just "It seems so easy, I don't get why the other people who do this are so dumb" it's literally children's business ideas.

most of them are "i will get people to give me things they consider worthless and I will sell those things for money"

# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:55

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

his second point is basically "china and india's up and coming contributions to carbon emissions more or less makes any effort the western world makes to lower our contribution moot" and its pretty true

although his way of saying it does involve destroying them with nuclear weapons, which is new and exciting way to think about it

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:01

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

theflyingorc posted:

his second point is basically "china and india's up and coming contributions to carbon emissions more or less makes any effort the western world makes to lower our contribution moot" and its pretty true

because we can't fix a problem on our own, we shouldn't bother trying to do anything about it at all.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:02

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Gum posted:

instead of filling this thread with dumb quotes im just gonna leave a picture which sums up the entire forum

MAJOR loving TWIST

dudes actually british

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:02

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

text editor posted:

isis. image. problem

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:03

pylb: Sep 22, 2010; ^{"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"}

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:04

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Gum posted:

theres actually a lot of religious right people there which i totally didnt see coming

Americans who are "religious conservatives" have been indoctrinated for like 35 years that somehow right-wing economics is compatible with their religious beliefs. you're right that it doesn't make sense, but there's been an incredible amount of time and money spent to get them to think+vote this way.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:04

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

theflyingorc posted:

his second point is basically "china and india's up and coming contributions to carbon emissions more or less makes any effort the western world makes to lower our contribution moot" and its pretty true

although his way of saying it does involve destroying them with nuclear weapons, which is new and exciting way to think about it

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:05

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

"up and coming" was words i chose on purpose u dummy

anyway, i was only trying to clarify what he was actually saying in the second half in case anyone was mystified, i am not going to further contribute to the least interesting derail possible

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:10

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

pylb posted:

skimming another thread it seems BAdecker has torn opinions on hitler.

on one hand, killing jews was bad. on the other, maybe it was the only approach to stopping the international bankers

jfc

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:11

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Americans who are "religious conservatives" have been indoctrinated for like 35 years that somehow right-wing economics is compatible with their religious beliefs. you're right that it doesn't make sense, but there's been an incredible amount of time and money spent to get them to think+vote this way.

the fact that conservatives can twist their idiot minds into believing that jesus, if he existed, would be anything but the most hardcore left wing socialist just baffles me.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:14

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Americans who are "religious conservatives" have been indoctrinated for like 35 years that somehow right-wing economics is compatible with their religious beliefs. you're right that it doesn't make sense, but there's been an incredible amount of time and money spent to get them to think+vote this way.

i know that, its just that bitcoiners have always seemed more of the reddit atheist type of right-wing and those two groups usually dont mix that much

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:16

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ah, the prosperity gospel.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:16

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol

what the hell kind of scam does he think she's trying to pull anyway

"how come i can't find any other girl bitcoiners?"

"oh ho ho i'm not falling for that!"

the long con

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:17

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Malloreon posted:

if he existed

no major respected scholar believes that jesus wasn't an actual dude, people who tell you otherwise are really close to moon landing deniers

edit:

duTrieux. posted:

ah, the prosperity gospel.

and if he were around today the vast majority of his time would be spent punching prosperity gospel people in the face

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:20

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

theflyingorc posted:

no major respected scholar believes that jesus wasn't an actual dude

its total. total dude.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:21

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Gum posted:

its total. total dude.

good point, though scholarship is divided as to whether or not he was also a total bro

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:23

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Malloreon posted:

the fact that conservatives can twist their idiot minds into believing that jesus, if he existed, would be anything but the most hardcore left wing socialist just baffles me.

charging interest on a loan?! (melts down, proceeds to vandalize everything)

univbee fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jul 21, 2015

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:25

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Americans who are "religious conservatives" have been indoctrinated for like 35 years that somehow right-wing economics is compatible with their religious beliefs.

35 years is a wild underestimate

Gum posted:

the atmosphere doesn't care about per capita numbers, so this kinda doesn't matter at all. China produces like 35% more carbon overall, and they're still on the come-up. even if they halved their carbon production they'd still be producing like 70% of what the US is. so we're hosed unless someone invents cw7 pretty soon.

theflyingorc posted:

no major respected scholar believes that jesus wasn't an actual dude, people who tell you otherwise are really close to moon landing deniers

I think he meant "if he existed today"

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:40

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

what if I don't believe that jesus landed on the moon

# ? Jul 21, 2015 18:53

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

text editor posted:

skimming another thread it seems BAdecker has torn opinions on hitler.

on one hand, killing jews was bad. on the other, maybe it was the only approach to stopping the international bankers

jfc

need screenshot

# ? Jul 21, 2015 19:09

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:47

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

actually we need the return of weekend web, and the first article just be bitcointalk

# ? Jul 21, 2015 19:10

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