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Shiki Dan posted:The story in her own words: Wow, so these people exist. I can't even laugh at this, that is just sad as hell. ----------------
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drat horror queefs posted:^ She hot tho
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:17 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:She hot tho I was being sincere. She is obviously a broken, insane weirdo sadbrained addict and is therefore a perfect fit for most gbs goons Her being even remotely attractive is just icing on the cake, guy
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 03:27 |
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:red flags so big you can see them from space She sounds pretty cool.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 05:22 |
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would
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 06:11 |
i also enjoy The Martix
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 06:16 |
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Less sad stuff and more weird stuff: Squishy Maideleh quote:My self-summary Am I too boring?
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 10:49 |
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Ok here's another silber buffy quote:My self-summary
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 10:54 |
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Ok I struck gold cuckold ress liz quote:My self-summary
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 10:57 |
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caberham posted:Less sad stuff and more weird stuff:
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 16:39 |
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LethalGeek posted:...maaaybe? Seems a little childish to me but eh if they're really in a state where they figured out they shouldn't be romantic and are cool screw it. Looks more like a broken husk giving in to save their marriage at any cost. She emphasized no sex not 'legally married but relationship is over' or whatnot. Remember Ayn Rand made her husband shake her boyfriend's hand any time he came over for a dicking. The husband then left for the bar to cry into his drinks.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 17:48 |
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That's why the word "if" is in that sentence I wrote thank you.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 19:00 |
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Coolness Averted posted:Remember Ayn Rand made her husband shake her boyfriend's hand any time he came over for a dicking. The husband then left for the bar to cry into his drinks.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 19:19 |
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caberham posted:Ok here's another I particularly liked the "Please be able to use punctuation!!! "
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:39 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Hot chats: Sounds like she isn't fat. She is going to get so many dates from guys looking for broken girls. drat horror queefs posted:I was being sincere. Go for it. You can be her new addiction. The sex should be awesome. She was a professional, after all. tbf, of the too much information posts we've seen on here, hers seems the most sane. Probably because she's not blaming anyone else and still seems optimistic about life. Also doesn't seem to expect anyone to come rescue her. Now that I think about, I'd probably hang out with her. Edit: Decided to go through ok cupid for stuff for this thread again. Still surprised there aren't nearly as many weirdos as there were last year. Here's one that seems odd though. This and his picture (he looks average) are the only things on his profile: "Ladies, it is all your fault if you don't enjoy sex with me."--internet dating site guy. Note: Guys overuse "adventurous" as much as girls do. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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why is wanderlust such an overused word on profiles? no one says that word in everyday conversation. how are thousands of profiles across the globe using this word to describe their personalities? it is really bizarre when you think about it and all profiles read the same, on all sites too. a collective online dating website consciousness or some poo poo
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:27 |
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toggle posted:why is wanderlust such an overused word on profiles? no one says that word in everyday conversation. how are thousands of profiles across the globe using this word to describe their personalities? it is really bizarre when you think about it Or, with a lot of guys, they don't write anything at all. Maybe that's one of the reasons guys have to do most of the asking on these sites. Unrelated: So many Random caps on Things. Isn't that a Sign of untreated mental Illness? He also likes Erotical,Novels, and Fashion Books. There was also a pre-op mtf (I'm only searching for males seeking females) that showed up on matches. No clue what the percentages of friend and enemy were. They're a single parent but wrote that they think about their transition. I can't find them right now, or I'd give an exact quote. While it's boring for single parents to list their kids as what they spend a lot of time thinking about, thinking about your transition constantly seems unhealthy when raising your kid. So glad I am not that person, though. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jul 21, 2015 |
# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:42 |
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Crazy girl sex is the best sex ever. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Double wrap that poo poo though.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:49 |
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how are we supposed to gawk at internet weirdos without pictures where are rhe loving pics obama WHWRE R THE FUCKINF PICS
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:59 |
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drat horror queefs posted:how are we supposed to gawk at internet weirdos without pictures I just don't feel like posting pics if they aren't funny. The only one that was kind of funny was the mtf, and that's cause they were wearing a bad wig that looked like some kind of 60's mom wig. Like the one I wore for Halloween one year when I dressed up as Dr. Girlfriend. But with a headband. And they just kind of made me sad.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:01 |
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"Full Figured" and poly of course quote:You should message me if:
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 00:28 |
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LethalGeek posted:"Full Figured" Accurate I'd say. That figure is as full as it can get!
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 00:32 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Accurate I'd say. That figure is as full as it can get! Max capacity figured
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 00:49 |
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lol this is an actual question on okcupid.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:33 |
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Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:42 |
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Germstore posted:Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:46 |
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Germstore posted:Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:49 |
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Germstore posted:Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:50 |
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Germstore posted:Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box. ahahahah
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:52 |
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idgi.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:56 |
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please dont plagiarize jokes from bill cosby
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:17 |
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Germstore posted:Please put "I want them to see my face," in the text box.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:48 |
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Lawman 0 posted:lol this is an actual question on okcupid. what
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:55 |
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LethalGeek posted:"Full Figured"
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:11 |
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caberham posted:Ok here's another lmao forced interracial marriages will solve racism in america Bernie2016
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:41 |
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"I have two children but one of them lives in heaven."
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:47 |
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Been debating putting this one up cause I don't want to have some chick's profile getting goon rushed by morons but frankly I don't think it would even show up on her radar: Mildly NSFW: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/surfergirl_87 The whole thing is a pretty good read, and she must get her pics reported all the time cause I see "so & so put a picture" up all the time on the front page and it's always the same ones.
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Well that's apropos.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:54 |
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LethalGeek posted:Been debating putting this one up cause I don't want to have some chick's profile getting goon rushed by morons but frankly I don't think it would even show up on her radar: lmbo. this one is gold, no insight into social etiquette at all.
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