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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Arelon posted:

Fingerpori



It's back!

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

BigDave posted:

Didn't Funky Winkerbean already do a time warp story a few years ago? I seem to remember Funky going back to 1970-something and telling young Funky about some comic book.

I think you're thinking of that Crankshaft/Funky crossover where Batiuk had to have some events take place in the past because Crankshaft didn't timeskip when Funky did or what the gently caress ever.

For a guy so into his own timeline shenanigans he sure isn't thinking through the repercussions the current arc would actually have.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Reposting this: http://misc.oranse.net/fingertanssi/

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Arelon posted:

Fingerpori



This joke will never not be funny.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Arelon posted:

Fingerpori



Delightful.


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol


Not a dry seat in the house.


Big Ben Bolt




I just noticed we haven't been getting Rip Kirby lately. I don't know why, it just stopped appearing in my feed and I didn't notice until now. It's still on the site, though, so I'll do a catch up post at some point. I'm not sure how many we missed. I guess we'll see!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol


Not a dry seat in the house.

Women go crazy for a man who knows how to use his organ.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

SomeMathGuy posted:

I think you're thinking of that Crankshaft/Funky crossover where Batiuk had to have some events take place in the past because Crankshaft didn't timeskip when Funky did or what the gently caress ever.

For a guy so into his own timeline shenanigans he sure isn't thinking through the repercussions the current arc would actually have.

There was a story where Funky ended up in the past after he crashed his car. Here is the gist of it.


Funky needs money, so he's selling his prized Starbuck Jones comic book.


He crashes his car, and wakes up in the past.


He meets up with himself, and the universe doesn't suddenly implode.


Boy, things were sure different back then. Har har!


He takes some time to refill the ol' spank bank.


He forgets to tell himself to buy shares in Apple when it was $7 each and instead wastes this chance on a comic book.

Some time after he wakes up in the present...

Whoops. Better luck next time.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Huh. I had completely forgotten about that arc, though apparently I wasn't missing much by doing so.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Julet Esqu posted:

Big Ben Bolt


Awww thats so cute. Does the wittle business man have some wittle integrity?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
That's one small step for a man... one giant leap for mankind.

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 7/21/2004



How weird. Brooke did a hornet themed strip just last Sunday. He must have a calendar that indicates "DO A BEE THEMED STORY LINE" every July on any particular year.

Zits



Kevin & Kell





Mark Trail



Didn't he catch the shark, like, a week ago? I'll bet it's pretty fragrant by now.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Cul de sac, the best.


Creeps, nipping at their heels.


Poptropica, the underground sensation.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set aren't dog people.


Working Daze actually understands management pretty well.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is awkward.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh, look. It's that rear end in a top hat yelling at his kids in a theme park. What a fucker. gently caress You, fucker.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is awkward.

This is a good cartoon.

F Minus



He's one of the best sporters to ever sport sports.

Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Rex is clearly stoned.

Secret Agent X-9

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Johnny Walker posted:

This is a good cartoon.

Mary Worth



... as she playfully smacks him upside the head.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I see the Ripley's colorist does not know how rainbows work.


Luann


Ha ha! Take that, you stupid bitch! That's what you get for not wanting to be a teacher when you grow up!


The Amazing Spider-Man


Lots of Zs in this one. KRAZZK


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

I see the Ripley's colorist does not know how rainbows work.

Their gradient fill tools can only do so much.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is awkward.


:rolleyes:

This reminds me of how Amnesty International always sent Gary Larson letters whenever he made a dungeon-themed cartoon, and how he wondered if the Wizard of Id got the same letters.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


She says as Terry and Adam fight in the pool.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County 2015: One of the fun things about going it alone: You wanna do a Sunday page on Tuesday? Go for it, dude...



And before you ask, the man himself sez: "Cutter is the same age. He went grey after his Bush War experience."

Skippy (May 22, 1928)



Peanuts (July 23, 1968)



Everybody gives Chuck a hard time for his personality, but here he seems perfectly balanced to me. :rimshot:

Funky Fanservicebean





"Did you ever feel like you were an extra in your own life, Elaine?"
"I've got my back to that crap for a
reason, Bill."



"I always knew Harry was a sexual predator."

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (July 27-28, 1927)





Thimble Theater continues building The Century's Greatest Romance. (February 6, 1929)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Bloom County 2015: One of the fun things about going it alone: You wanna do a Sunday page on Tuesday? Go for it, dude...



gently caress yes.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic

In the modern Phantom, or at least a couple of years ago at its peak Phantom, Diana would have socked the captain in the face, stolen her pistol and commandeered the ship two strips ago, and by the end of the week she'd be in the middle of a gun battle with Savarna for sailing a known pirate vessel. Surprise! Dog Comix!

Pooch Café


I know that Woah. I've been the target of that Woah.

Ballard Street


Little Stubby has nine legs.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street


Little Stubby has nine legs.

Breeding the Ballard Poodle was not without consequence.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




And now we return to our long absent story of an incredibly stupid rich man and the shady murderer who looks just like him...

A Shitload of Rip Kirby



















Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

I want to see Nemi get in a fistfight with Daria Morgendorffer over who's more unique and above the rabble.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

It's astonishing that Mr. Welles survived long enough to die on that safari.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Johnny Walker posted:













Today's giant arm Rex clinches it for me, does someone need to do a welfare check on Rex Morgan MD's artist? They might have had a stroke.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Lurkman posted:

I want to see Nemi get in a fistfight with Daria Morgendorffer over who's more unique and above the rabble.

This but mud wrestle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mercury Hat posted:

Today's giant arm Rex clinches it for me, does someone need to do a welfare check on Rex Morgan MD's artist? They might have had a stroke.

Some of it looks like they've been drawing based on pictures taken with a fish eye lens

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Arelon posted:

Fingerpori



It's great to come back to this thread and have my favorite friend be here to greet me. :allears:

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000



And thus, Phil's tenure at Foob ended mysteriously.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wait a minute. Is that...is that guy over there playing a banjo?

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


It's been brutally obvious for like a month now that the "race" in the Phantom is actually a test of character over skill, so what inane conclusion will be made so that Guran wins?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
something something he ran even though he knew he would lose something something his task was that much harder something something wisdom and unfaltering effort humble the younger mind something something he's not dead-enough to stop being the tribe leader yet blah blah etc etc

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Guran died on the way back to his home village.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Alabaster White posted:

It's been brutally obvious for like a month now that the "race" in the Phantom is actually a test of character over skill, so what inane conclusion will be made so that Guran wins?

Guran cleverly won by declaring Opposite Day (in the Bandar tongue) before the race started.

(and wouldn't it be interesting to have a society that chose its leaders via a game of Calvinball?)

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