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What will the Nightly Show be like?
This poll is closed.
A news parody, like the Daily Show 15 13.27%
A pundit satire, like the Colbert Report 7 6.19%
Something else entirely 91 80.53%
Total: 113 votes
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ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

DaveWoo posted:

Yeah, Stewart's taken Obama to task before. Though with Obama's recent swing leftward, I don't know what issues Stewart would be able to criticize him on right now.

Maybe they're going to bond over their shared case of senioritis/running out of fucks to give.

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Steve Vader
Apr 29, 2005

Everyone's Playing!

I imagine there's still the 'drone strike' and 'lack of transparency' issues to bust his chops about.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Trump is doubling down on mocking POWs. :allears:

I mean could you pick a more sacred cow than ARE TROUPES? This is going to be so good.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Oh man, I so so so hope Trump stays in for all the primaries. I just want to vote for him!

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

IRQ posted:

Trump is doubling down on mocking POWs. :allears:

I mean could you pick a more sacred cow than ARE TROUPES? This is going to be so good.

It's only a sacred cow when it comes to pushing war. The first Bush election against McCain, the swiftboat veterans, and almost anything from Tammy Duckworth's run a few years back has made it fairly clear that people don't give a poo poo about individual veterans if they don't like their politics.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Relentlessboredomm posted:

It's only a sacred cow when it comes to pushing war. The first Bush election against McCain, the swiftboat veterans, and almost anything from Tammy Duckworth's run a few years back has made it fairly clear that people don't give a poo poo about individual veterans if they don't like their politics.

Trump was generous enough to make it about all POWs, not just McCain.

"He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, ok? I hate to tell you."

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

IRQ posted:

Trump was generous enough to make it about all POWs, not just McCain.

"He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, ok? I hate to tell you."

I know. I'm merely saying that you might be surprised how little that effects his polling numbers.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


People only really support The Troops as an abstract concept of GI Joes that fight some foreign Cobra for Are Freedoms, or as something to hold up as a symbol of moral superiority when you want to look down your nose at someone else. You give an actual face to any of them and then you have to think about Halliburton's war profiteering and how much the VA fucks veterans and how many of them come back dead or missing limbs or otherwise irreparably damaged and then it gets uncomfortable, so we prefer to sweep all that under the rug.

raditts fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jul 20, 2015

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I still want to punch that bitch in the face during the Kerry run that wore a purple heart on a band-aid.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Month of zen is in the golden age of the show, I think. Indecision 2008. Best drat news team ever.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Is Trump like legit mentally ill or something

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

raditts posted:

Is Trump like legit mentally ill or something

He has to keep people talking about him to keep his brand fresh so he can get money for whichever business venture he's going to run into the ground next.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011

raditts posted:

Is Trump like legit mentally ill or something

He is a National Treasure is what he is.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
I appreciate the mention of Andrew Jackson on the list of potential openly rear end in a top hat-American Presidents.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Oh my god this just keeps getting better:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/politics/donald-trump-lindsey-graham-cell-phone/index.html

quote:

(CNN)Speaking in front of hundreds at a rally in South Carolina on Tuesday, Donald Trump read a number he said people could use to reach South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham's private cell phone.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Lindsey Graham is a piece of poo poo too, so gently caress em both.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

GreenNight posted:

Lindsey Graham is a piece of poo poo too, so gently caress em both.

Of course he is, but now we get to hear Jon's southern dandy impression again.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I want Stewart to go deep on Trump and the media in his last days.

Damnit, this show was a big part of my youth and I want a swansong. :smith:

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
At first I just thought "we shouldn't be giving so much attention and air time to Trump. this should be a funny joke, but it's just depressing."

But now I just think Trump is amazing. He's a national treasure. He's like Palin, Ted Cruz, and Herman Cain rolled into one; plus Romney's crushing privilege and Mussolini's pomp. He may be doing more in exposing much of what's so screwed with our political process than Colbert SUPERPAC ever did. It's so enjoyable to see his rivals be all like #notallrepublicanhopefuls when Trump is the pure id of right. Even when Trump ends up losing the nomination; we're still going to see Trump fight all his way to the Republican Convention and beyond.

Echo Chamber fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 21, 2015

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Echo Chamber posted:

At first I just thought "we shouldn't be giving so much attention and air time to Trump. this should be a funny joke, but it's just depressing."

But now I just think Trump is amazing. He's a national treasure. He's like Palin, Ted Cruz, and Herman Cain rolled into one; plus Romney's crushing privilege and Mussolini's pomp. He may be doing more in exposing much of what's so screwed with our political process than Colbert SUPERPAC ever did. It's so enjoyable to see his rivals be all like #notallrepublicanhopefuls when Trump is the pure id of right. Even when Trump ends up losing the nomination; we're still going to see Trump fight all his way to the Republican Convention and beyond.

Oh man, a Trump as independent presidential campaign would be beautiful!

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.
Klepper is really growing on me. I don't think he'll ever be big but he's a good filler correspondent. He's like the day old McDonald's french fries of correspondents.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

I'd love to see Trump make a deep run as much as anyone, but I suspect he's going to find better things to do around the time he has to submit his financial disclosure forms. No way does he want every reporter in the country trawling through his finances.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Selachian posted:

I'd love to see Trump make a deep run as much as anyone, but I suspect he's going to find better things to do around the time he has to submit his financial disclosure forms. No way does he want every reporter in the country trawling through his finances.
He released them last week. Phone posting so no link, but tl;dr is "these forms weren't designed to accommodate my yoog luxurious wealth."

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

Selachian posted:

I'd love to see Trump make a deep run as much as anyone, but I suspect he's going to find better things to do around the time he has to submit his financial disclosure forms. No way does he want every reporter in the country trawling through his finances.

Yeah but you would also think not insulting an entire race or veterans would be something obvious to avoid doing in front of reporters too. I just want Trump to become Republican Nader.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

pwn posted:

He released them last week. Phone posting so no link, but tl;dr is "these forms weren't designed to accommodate my yoog luxurious wealth."

And we also all already know that Trump has gone bankrupt, managed to be the only idiot on the face of the earth to gently caress up running a casino, and is still "really rich." What's he got to fear? That's the true beauty of him, he can Nader this poo poo up if he feels like it and he is run on pure impulse.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

kayakyakr posted:

Oh man, a Trump as independent presidential campaign would be beautiful!

I don't want to live in an America where Donald Trump decides who is the next president though. :smith:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
A loving interview episode. Hard pass on that. It's like a Colbert music show.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
With a setting president though. :eyepop:

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Klaus88 posted:

With a setting president though. :eyepop:

Depends how Jon approaches it. And since it's aired, someone go ahead and tell me if he just softballs Obama?

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

IRQ posted:

Depends how Jon approaches it. And since it's aired, someone go ahead and tell me if he just softballs Obama?

It's a lot of friendly banter, nothing hard-hitting.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

There is a little bit of a push over certain things but it isn't a grilling no.

spronk
Feb 5, 2011

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
It felt like watching two old friends talk, it was fun to me. You could totally tell both of them are in short timer mode. Its also insane how much older Obama looks compared to the interviews he did on the daily show from Month of Zen. Jon looks like he aged a lot better, comparatively. Also the extended interview on the web was in ADDITION to the 19 mins main show interview, it was almost another 18 minutes!

I watched the nightly show after for a bit, been a while. Still an utter trash show, Larry is awful and 50 Cent was one of the guests and mumbled answers that made almost no sense. Judd Apatow was pretty funny though. I wonder what kind of contract Wilmore has.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

COOL CORN posted:

It's a lot of friendly banter, nothing hard-hitting.

Jon actually asks some hard-hitting questions about the recent VA scandal in the extended interview. Worth a watch.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I get a weird vibe whenever Larry makes jokes about divorce or marriages failing, knowing that he went through a divorce shortly before starting this show.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Echo Chamber posted:

I get a weird vibe whenever Larry makes jokes about divorce or marriages failing, knowing that he went through a divorce shortly before starting this show.

Well we know who got the comedy in the settlement.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011

IRQ posted:

Well we know who got the comedy in the settlement.

:iceburn:

I tried watching Larry again, when he does stories he cares about he seems worth watching, but then you get one where he laughs at all his own jokes and every chuckle to himself eats away at me.

Ra Ra Rasputin fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jul 22, 2015

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
:ohdear: Simba

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

I tried watching Larry again, when he does stories he cares about he seems worth watching, but then you get one where he laughs at all his own jokes and every chuckle to himself eats away at me.
See, I tried watching Monday's thinking the Cosby thing would be a good softball for him to sink his teeth into*, but it basically consisted of a decent start, then his writers all came out and repeated the same 4 jokes over and over again for the rest of the show. They were straight up circlejerking by the panel.

* okay, I actually watched it because the guide lied and said Tyler, the Creator was going to be a guest, but still

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

kayakyakr posted:

Oh man, a Trump as independent presidential campaign would be beautiful!

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:

See, I tried watching Monday's thinking the Cosby thing would be a good softball for him to sink his teeth into*, but it basically consisted of a decent start, then his writers all came out and repeated the same 4 jokes over and over again for the rest of the show. They were straight up circlejerking by the panel.

* okay, I actually watched it because the guide lied and said Tyler, the Creator was going to be a guest, but still

It was particularly cool when the female guest explicitly said that she would be ok with performing sexual favors for career advancement as long as she wasn't drugged and Larry's only commentary on the matter was the word motherfucker which might have had some weight 40 years ago.

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