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Article by E/N superstar Enhydra lutis
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:35 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:01 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Could you provide an expanation? This is in German, you see. The headline is "9 Nintendo characters that everybody knows except for me, the editor"
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 11:35 |
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Nintendo characters everybody should know, even! I checked the url and this is what greeted me: For "Strange things men do with their erections" Quality reporting all around. EDIT: Sadly, online the pics correspond. NOW. But a user commented that he laughed about their mistake and that they should have asked the readers before printing. Simply Simon has a new favorite as of 12:09 on Jul 22, 2015 |
# ? Jul 22, 2015 12:07 |
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Devon man charged with robbery from woman's vagina
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 12:31 |
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Was he robbing things that were stashed in the vagina or, was she his partner and would smuggle him in her vagina after which he would jump out and shout "This is a robbery!" I don't want to click the link, since I imagine reality can't measure up to either of these. e: couldn't resist, and it was the first one! (I think, they don't make it clear whether she actually had money up there, or if he only *thought* there was money up there) quote:charged under section 1(1) of the Criminal Attempts Act for the offence of attempting to rob a woman of money of a value unknown from her vagina on June 17 in Torquay. That's written like there's specific wording that addresses this very act. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Jul 22, 2015 |
# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:31 |
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flosofl posted:That's written like there's specific wording that addresses this very act. Not only that, but it is Section 1, Paragraph 1. Like it was the first thing they thought of when writing the act.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 13:42 |
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And the fact that there's no sexual assault charge suggests that she was fine with him getting all up in her business until she realized he was trying to steal her stash.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:03 |
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pookel posted:And the fact that there's no sexual assault charge suggests that she was fine with him getting all up in her business until she realized he was trying to steal her stash. Perhaps she was a biggin and was just happy that someone was paying attention to her, even if it was in the process of robbing her?
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:12 |
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drgnwr1 posted:Perhaps she was a biggin and was just happy that someone was paying attention to her, even if it was in the process of robbing her? What the gently caress is this bullshit.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:29 |
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pookel posted:What the gently caress is this bullshit. He's calling her fat
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:59 |
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Yeah, it was the "lololol, fat girls are ugly and desperate" thing I was calling bullshit on. It's like he's 12 and we're in 1985 or something. Geez.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:07 |
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Fatty spotted
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:20 |
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Cacafuego posted:Fatty spotted Stop triggering me you fatphobic shitlord.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:35 |
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spog posted:Not only that, but it is Section 1, Paragraph 1. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble... http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1981/47/section/1 quote:If, with intent to commit an offence to which this section applies, a person does an act which is more than merely preparatory to the commission of the offence, he is guilty of attempting to commit the offence.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:36 |
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From this month's Fortean Times
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 07:54 |
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pookel posted:And the fact that there's no sexual assault charge suggests that she was fine with him getting all up in her business until she realized he was trying to steal her stash. Snatched
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 09:02 |
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schadenfraud posted:From this month's Fortean Times
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 09:02 |
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schadenfraud posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90yCst7jRr4
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 13:04 |
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You can always count on the Star
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# ? Jul 25, 2015 10:32 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 04:35 |
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/24/Mystery-pooper-targeting-holes-of-Norwegian-golf-course/2881437763634/
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 05:05 |
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Tetracube posted:http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/24/Mystery-pooper-targeting-holes-of-Norwegian-golf-course/2881437763634/ any hole's a goal. "Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems," said Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the Stavanger Golf Club.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 10:00 |
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The poos are too massive to be from a woman? Wow, nice sexism. As if a woman couldn't take a giant dump.
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# ? Jul 26, 2015 14:22 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 04:20 |
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I thought of this thread the other day while I was listening to Sklarbro County. It's a podcast hosted by the Sklar brothers and their friend Dan Van Kirk. It's shorter than their regular podcast, Sklarbro Country, and it doesn't have the sports theme that Country has. It's mostly just the three guys (and usually a guest) talking about crazy news stories, many involving people from Florida. One of the recent episodes had a brawl at a wedding reception that started after a woman told another woman that her 14-year-old son shouldn't be drinking beer. The second woman then punched the first one in the face. The husband of the second lady had something like 3 knives on him when the cops searched him, because you don't want to be unarmed when you're going to a wedding reception. Another story from a few weeks back was about a "pedal bar" getting shot up... by kids with squirt-guns (a pedal bar is pretty much what it sounds like - a mini bar with bicycle pedals that the patrons ride around the city while they get drunk). They also talked about the Chinese funeral strippers a few weeks back, and how there's now a guy in England who's hiring out fake mourners for funerals, to make the deceased seem more popular. http://www.earwolf.com/show/sklarbro-country/ (that's the main page for both shows, but the County episodes should be easy enough to find). Fifty Farts has a new favorite as of 04:53 on Jul 27, 2015 |
# ? Jul 27, 2015 04:50 |
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I entertain at kids parties and the other day I did a party where a dad was letting his 2 year old drink beer. 2!!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 05:28 |
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In a science/astronomy video I saw a while ago it was mentioned that the earth and moon could be argued to be orbiting each other, so technically not incorrect I guess?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 11:46 |
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Taeke posted:In a science/astronomy video I saw a while ago it was mentioned that the earth and moon could be argued to be orbiting each other, so technically not incorrect I guess? Pluto and Charon orbit each other though, and in fact the Sun and Jupiter does too.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:19 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Bodies are usually only said to orbit eachother if the barycenter is above the surface of the larger body. The Moon does cause Earth to wobble a bit (which we mainly notice as ocean tides) but the barycenter is still within Earth's radius. Cool, learned something new today.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:42 |
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I draw attention to the latest reports on gull activity:
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:48 |
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:I entertain at kids parties and the other day I did a party where a dad was letting his 2 year old drink beer. 2!! Wisconsin? Cause that's kind of a thing here. It's kind of like the cold version of Florida once you leave the major metro area.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:35 |
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CzarChasm posted:Wisconsin? Cause that's kind of a thing here. It's kind of like the cold version of Florida once you leave the major metro area. Yeah, we're pretty terrible about alcohol in this state. The biggest city is Brew City (Milwaukee), and even the smallest unincorporated farm towns have at least one bar (and most have at least one church). I remember tasting my dad's beer when I was a little kid (it was awful, probably because I was a child, but more likely because it was Schlitz), but it was basically only enough for me to make a disgusted face and spit it out.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 16:44 |
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CzarChasm posted:Wisconsin? Cause that's kind of a thing here. It's kind of like the cold version of Florida once you leave the major metro area. Actually it was in a relatively upper middle class neighborhood in NY. Which is why I was so surprised.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 17:23 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I draw attention to the latest reports on gull activity: What's "hippy crack"? Nitrous?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:36 |
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:What's "hippy crack"? Nitrous? Or bath salts
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 20:05 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I draw attention to the latest reports on gull activity: What the gently caress is any of this gibberish trying to say? You Brits so abuse the language of English, my goodness. Obligatory: Also, for a more on-topic contribution:
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:09 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Bodies are usually only said to orbit eachother if the barycenter is above the surface of the larger body. The Moon does cause Earth to wobble a bit (which we mainly notice as ocean tides) but the barycenter is still within Earth's radius. I remember learning in my last year of grade school that planets actively tilt back and forth on an axis throughout the year rather than just having a static tilt all the time (meaning a planet like Venus completely flips over on every revolution). The teacher even visually demonstrated this with a globe that she spun and tilted while walking around the room. Then in first year middle school science we had an astronomy unit test where that information came up, and a bunch of students got it wrong and we all had to protest because our own school system had taught us the wrong information a year before.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:09 |
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:What the gently caress is any of this gibberish trying to say? You Brits so abuse the language of English, my goodness. 'Seagulls mug dole spongers' = seagulls steal food from people we assume are on benefits, and if they are it's purely because they are work-shy layabouts 'Britain's 3 weeks on the lash' = A hilarious play on words! Being on the lash means going out and getting shitface drunk, but lashing also means raining a lot, which is what is happening here at the moment. How unusual! 'Home of the page 3 girl' = Page 3 traditionally has a large picture of a woman with her norks out, because y'know why not British slang is so ugly
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:10 |
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:Actually it was in a relatively upper middle class neighborhood in NY. Which is why I was so surprised. You should be surprised he wasn't letting the kid have a sip of his whiskey.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:11 |
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Oh, wow, I live in that county. I thought nothing cool ever happened here.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:24 |