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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Love - use your romance items such as fleshlights or anime body pillows to make this meter go up and earn temporary mana boost

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



a starwar betamax posted:

I just hope there are like a dozen meters you have to keep balanced.......

hunger - goons need constant nourishment. Its like Armstrong in his prime. Chow down on poky sticks, sardines, burgs, etc
Aspergers - feed your sperg lots of firefly spaceship diagrams and sonic fan art or he dies
Irony - every time you give a sensier answer in a dialogue instead of a callous quip.... This meter takes a hit. Get to the bottom and you turn into a gbs 1.0 zombie
Fatigue - intense activites such as walking and eating really bring this meter down.
Insanity (fill up the meter for MELTDOWN)

any answer you give other than "im gay" or "lol cucked" moves you closer to E/N. empty the irony meter and you are teleported to a lovely GBS subforum level which you need to escape to continue

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
you can only cast spells if you have v card in your inventory

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

There is going to be a Zybourne Clock/Johnny Five-Aces/Four balls on a cliff reference, right? Sorry if I missed it.

Don't add it until the end, either. It's bad luck otherwise. You'd never finish the game!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

There is going to be a Zybourne Clock/Johnny Five-Aces/Four balls on a cliff reference, right? Sorry if I missed it.

Don't add it until the end, either. It's bad luck otherwise. You'd never finish the game!

I think he should put the entirety of Demon Rush in as a game within a game

Edit: including printer driver support and the hebrew character set

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I need someone who has a Windows OS and wants to help test a very specific bug for me. PM me.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

I need someone who has a Windows OS and wants to help test a very specific bug for me. PM me.

i do not have windows sorry im not sure why i responded to this

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
+ =

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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Is this for crafting a salad

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Hogge Wild posted:

you can only cast spells if you have v card in your inventory

I really hope this game will also give space to the good old tradition of PC era role play games which used the graphical representation of a backpack as a metaphor for the inventory.



but I will understand if it won't.

a starwar betamax posted:

Is this for crafting a salad

Close enough betamax, close enough.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
By the way, any chance Sonichu and CWC will be in the game?

Tails gets Trolled?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
will this game be wat it takes to bring SA back into the mainstream

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

a starwar betamax posted:

will this game be wat it takes to bring SA back into the mainstream

The whole site is resting on our shoulders betamax

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Gilganixon posted:

any answer you give other than "im gay" or "lol cucked" moves you closer to E/N. empty the irony meter and you are teleported to a lovely GBS subforum level which you need to escape to continue

Fallen London meets GBS

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Zone: D&D
Quest: Defeat Pissflaps in a battle of wits.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Zone: RSF: Election Erection
Quest: To find Donald Trumps Pants.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Banking system and in game casino are in and functioning.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

I need someone who has a Windows OS and wants to help test a very specific bug for me. PM me.

Did you get someone to test this for you? If not I have some Windows and can test.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i can beta test this game OP does it have a linux release

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If there isn't JUICE to buy in The Crackhead Clubhouse or guns in The Firing Range City I will be disappointed

Actually a mission running around with insane Russian ambulance drivers beating down children and carnies on a drug-fueled rampage is a must-have feature, though it could be a game in itself

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
just make sure the guns you buy from the TFR are which ever ones were used in the goon sprees

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a starwar betamax posted:

just make sure the guns you buy from the TFR are which ever ones were used in the goon sprees

TFR should just be turned into the generic weapon shop, like Ammunation in GTA

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

gnarlyhotep posted:

Did you get someone to test this for you? If not I have some Windows and can test.

I'll PM you the details when I get out of work.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I want to be a decaying body outside of a cave. A warning to would-be adventurers.


There should be a magical temple entrance that will only spread itself open when you have found and affixed a missing gold band. *You found a GOLD BAND. It looks like it would fit a very large finger…*

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
:siren::siren:Now looking for in house game testers!:siren::siren:

If you want to be a game tester please send me a PM. Your responsibilities will include checking the alpha spreadsheet for recent changes and downloading the most recent build of the game. You will also need to test for bugs on recent changes, and in general, and fill out the bug reports efficiently. I'm looking for people who could probably at least test for bugs once a day. I will only be selecting a small group of testers.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jul 23, 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Windows 98 posted:

Now looking for in house game testers!

If you want to be a game tester please send me a PM. Your responsibilities will include checking the alpha spreadsheet for recent changes and downloading the most recent build of the game. You will also need to test for bugs on recent changes and in general and fill out the bug reports efficiently. I'm looking for people who could probably at least test for bugs once a day. I will only be selecting a small group of testers.

ask nooner he already has bugs

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Blazing Ownager posted:

TFR should just be turned into the generic weapon shop, like Ammunation in GTA

There should be a Quest given in the TFR area (shop or otherwise) that has the player go around the world searching for pumpkins. When he finds a pumpkin, the player can talk to it to initiate a battle. (Perhaps the pumpkins can be of varying degrees of difficulty and its up to the player to decide which order to confront them in.)

After defeating all the pumpkins, the player will have to face off against William Freund. The reward can be a shotgun or something.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I think you mean puckins

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



What I'm trying to say is that nooner is Magic Johnson with a fiesty case of the tards

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Can guacamolly play an important part in this roguelike? Not for an goon reason, I just really like guacamolly

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'll ad guacamolly in just for you beta max

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
thank you windows 1998

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Applewhite posted:

Lowtax is being held captive by a giant blue bird that forces him to write 140 character jokes for all eternity.

this is a good idea

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I believe in you OP

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ive been testing a lil and its fun finding all the stuff that he hasnt even mentioned on here :ssh:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

ive been testing a lil and its fun finding all the stuff that he hasnt even mentioned on here :ssh:

make sure to spoil the plot as soon as possible, preferably by starting another thread with it as a title, or with your av

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Is there gonna be a part where you kill someone in a car collision and then talk about it a bunch and never go to prison? and then get a really lovely tattoo? and never make a single good post? and also look like a huge dork?

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RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Is there a part where you can have gay sex?

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