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Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can cause them to lose most of their structural strength.

As well as being SMASHED INTO BY A loving AIRPLANE, a fact most truthers seem to overlook.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Shadowed Bacon posted:

As well as being SMASHED INTO BY A loving AIRPLANE, a fact most truthers seem to overlook.
Despite the fact that it was filmed and images of it happening via CCTV are out there, they still think that it wasn't a plane that actually hit the Pentagon, so.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Shadowed Bacon posted:

As well as being SMASHED INTO BY A loving AIRPLANE, a fact most truthers seem to overlook.

i think the jet fuel thing is about building 7 or whatever, which wasn't hit, but they're still wrong - turns out a hot fire raging unchecked for hours can do some damage, who knew?!

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
I really didn't want to believe so many Americans could be so petty as to hate a sitting president just because he is black. :smith:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Donald duck is a goddamn murderer

So was Ernesto Guevara, well, maybe not as ill-tempered as D.D. but anyhoo. A working class hero of some sort.

Besides, Goofy is a dog, Donald is a duck. Intentionally killing animals of different species is not murder or else prisons would be full of spiders, bats and other predators.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Nenonen posted:

Besides, Goofy is a dog, Donald is a duck. Intentionally killing animals of different species is not murder or else prisons would be full of spiders, bats and other predators.

You just made the cartoon worlds of sentient, anthropomorphic animals way more terrifying :stare:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

alnilam posted:

You just made the cartoon worlds of sentient, anthropomorphic animals way more terrifying :stare:
I mean just look at Tom and Jerry. poo poo is downright primal.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

alnilam posted:

You just made the cartoon worlds of sentient, anthropomorphic animals way more terrifying :stare:

You should read about Kevin & Kell.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

Zanzibar Ham posted:

You should read about Kevin & Kell.

Or better yet, don't.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can cause them to lose most of their structural strength.

hosed up if true.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Was he intentionally trying to make a Red Meat cartoon here? Because this is pretty spot on for Max Cannon.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ardeem posted:

Was he intentionally trying to make a Red Meat cartoon here? Because this is pretty spot on for Max Cannon.

how often do you read up on hope n' change

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Klaus88 posted:

I really didn't want to believe so many Americans could be so petty as to hate a sitting president just because he is black. :smith:

If it makes you feel any better it'd probably happen in a number of other countries too

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Bad Reporter is one of the best in this thread, and this is his best in a while.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

I know the thread is moving past this, but I always loved that the sky turns loving red at the end.

rip goofy

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Perestroika posted:

He's making extra sure that you notice his wedding ring. Because he has a super hot wife with whom he totally has sex all the time, you see.

I always notice the wedding ring when it's in front of a massive rear end in a top hat.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Jurgan posted:

Bad Reporter is one of the best in this thread, and this is his best in a while.

I used to consider him one of the worst of the purely gimmick presentation politoons, like a less coherent (if less saccharine) Animal Nuz. For like 3 months now he's just been jacking em out of the park nonstop, though.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Nebalebadingdong posted:

I know the thread is moving past this, but I always loved that the sky turns loving red at the end.

rip goofy
I can't take that as Donald seriously murdering Goofy because if you use cartoon logic you loving know that Goofy is just sitting there underwater going "welp" and shrugging as bubbles come out of his mouth, not having any real trouble breathing or anything.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy


Also I'm looking forward to a lot of conservative cartoonists making anti-Sanders toons that come off as ringing endorsements.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

I'm so glad that SECRET MUSLIM is still a thing for these people.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


JT Jag posted:

I mean just look at Tom and Jerry. poo poo is downright primal.

"They both need each other. It's called 'inter-dependency'. And they both know it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qltjIXLx5Cw

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Apparently, as "the propaganda guy", I'm obliged to link this. So, I will, because some peoples weird PM habits confuse and frighten me.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Cat Mattress posted:

I always notice the wedding ring when it's in front of a massive rear end in a top hat.

I just wanted to let you know that I saw what you did there and thought it was good

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

I just love this comic so much. Goofy hits Donald with a big fish on accident and has a good laugh at his expense, so Donald callously murders him. And that's the punchline.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I feel really bad for that Planned Parenthood lady. Beyond the poo poo people in that organization already get, I'm sure her life is just that much more wonderful thanks to this made up horseshit.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

RyokoTK posted:

I just love this comic so much. Goofy hits Donald with a big fish on accident and has a good laugh at his expense, so Donald callously murders him. And that's the punchline.

Characters murdering each other is basically the punchline of most cartoons. They can't die, though, which makes it funny rather than disturbing.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

colonel_korn posted:

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Welp, he's got my vote.


Hm wonder why it was so important he make sure we know that he's a kosher socialist butcher. I mean the joke is just butchery, right? Wonder why he had to remind everyone that yes theoretically if Sanders had a butcher shop it would indeed be kosher...

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

pkfan2004 posted:

It pretty clearly says "kill you're parents", " gently caress the police", "Satan is the guiding light, Jesus is the lie we fight", " invest in Bitcoin", "jet fuel can melt steel beams", " don't forget to use lube when you're loving the neighbor's dog", "shitpost some more, that's always helpful", " for twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life." and many other colorfully offensive phrases depending on what noise they make when you squeeze/shake them*.


*it also helps to to convince yourself that you heard such things coming from the tinny, lovely speaker of a cheap toy made for a fast food kid's meal. Like there's absolutely no ambiguity due to the myriad production and presentation factors, this is totally a toy swearing and it's legit just like that time you saw a pile of leaves in your pool that looked like the visage of the white American Jesus when you stood on your roof and looked at the right angle.

It kind of reminded me of the time some Cooking Mama game supposedly was espousing the one true religion of Islam.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Samuel Clemens posted:

Characters murdering each other is basically the punchline of most cartoons. They can't die, though, which makes it funny rather than disturbing.

Political Cartoons 2015: which makes it funny rather than disturbing

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Shadowed Bacon posted:

As well as being SMASHED INTO BY A loving AIRPLANE, a fact most truthers seem to overlook.

My goodness, stop. That is the missing element that can make the off-topic wankery in this thread worse than death.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

It kind of reminded me of the time some Cooking Mama game supposedly was espousing the one true religion of Islam.

Or, even earlier, when Furbies were accused of swearing.

Jesus christ why do I remember that? I am so drat old.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

Chard posted:

I really loving despise Liccar. His opinions aren't the worst that gets posted and there are certainly lazier cartoonists but this poo poo is aggressively badly done to the point that it offends me. The name bubble in the second one isn't even close to centered. I feel like he's spitting in my eye every time I look upon these turds. Just loving try you hack!

I have a horrible suspicion that he is trying, and he just has less basic drawing ability than the average knee.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

colonel_korn posted:



wakka wakka wakka!

"Oncouth"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Conservative comedians are so loving terrible, remember The 1/2 Hour News Hour? I just watched a couple clips and it turns out that turd of a show is actually the lowest rated tv show in Metacritic history.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Speaking of, I wonder how Kelsey Grammer's Right Wing Comedy network is doing.

The network announced on Aug. 16th 2010 that it would launch nationwide on Sept. 8th 2010. The network ceased operations less than one year later.

Oh.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:



In this children's comic, Donald Duck murders Goofy

Goofy has killed dozens of people with vehicular manslaughter over the years. Donald is just making the streets safe for his nephews.

Side note, last panel is primo avatar material. Dibs.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


The court jester is often the only person who can speak honestly and critically of those in power

AGC

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

It kind of reminded me of the time some Cooking Mama game supposedly was espousing the one true religion of Islam.

It was Imagenz Babyz I believe, telling us that Islam is the Light.

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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

420 Gank Mid posted:

The court jester is often the only person who can speak honestly and critically of those in power

AGC

Doesn't this just fit the narrative that right wingers are forbidden from criticizing Obama?

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Conservative comedians are so loving terrible, remember The 1/2 Hour News Hour? I just watched a couple clips and it turns out that turd of a show is actually the lowest rated tv show in Metacritic history.

Does that list include Heil Honey, I'm Home? Cause there's a tagine for you - "Conservative Comedy - worse than Hitler"

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jul 22, 2015

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