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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Marmite is the Dark Souls of food.

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Marmite is the Dark Souls of food.

It's more of the Daikatana.

Suck it down.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Marmite is the Dark Souls of food.

What's Ortolan then

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ignimbrite posted:

What's Ortolan then

Ghosts and Goblins

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Ghosts and Gobblin'

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

family member on instagram posted:

I have always loved cold bean sandwiches, today I added mayo, pickle, tomatoes, & onion with my beans. Absolutely to die for.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Bobby Digital posted:

"ooh, mommy"

Japan did this on purpose, I swear

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I thought for a second that the white stuff was WAY too much mayo - but if it's a good bean stew and not white bread, I could see that being damned good eatin'.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Looks like something Steve Martin would have eaten in The Jerk, accompanied by Tab.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Samovar posted:

I thought for a second that the white stuff was WAY too much mayo - but if it's a good bean stew and not white bread, I could see that being damned good eatin'.
It is way too much mayo, and raw white onion. On white bread. With cold pork-and-beans, probably out of a can.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I thought my grandmother was the only person who ate baked-bean sandwiches. At least she didn't put mayo on them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have eaten minced garlic and pickle sandwiches. Get on my level.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

AlbieQuirky posted:

I thought my grandmother was the only person who ate baked-bean sandwiches. At least she didn't put mayo on them.

The entire nation of Great Britain is raised on a diet of baked beans on toast, eaten in a drab apartment in a council estate on a rainy sunday.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

DekeThornton posted:

The entire nation of Great Britain is raised on a diet of baked beans on toast, eaten in a drab apartment in a council estate on a rainy sunday.

This includes Elton John.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


VendaGoat posted:

I have eaten minced garlic and pickle sandwiches. Get on my level.

How was it?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cash crab posted:

How was it?

I like it, but I'm a horrible person.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Cash crab when did you open a restaurant?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFodlpHF_Q

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash crab when did you open a restaurant?



I love sole food

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I feel like I just saw someone's suicide note :stare:

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Crow Jane posted:

I feel like I just saw someone's suicide note :stare:

I would unironically eat that. Then gladly pray for the sweet sweet release of death.

:btroll:

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash crab when did you open a restaurant?



Now I just want to go to Jaleo in Vegas or whatever the Andres restaurant is at the SLS Beverly Hills. This is the opposite of anti food porn.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash crab when did you open a restaurant?



Show me the man who doesn't appreciate a good sneaker mozzarella stick (or "footie sticks" as we call them in the biz) and I will show you a liar and a fool



Ah, right. Asparagus. Vegetables are part of a healthy balanced meal, after all.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash crab when did you open a restaurant?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfdnsSjpuLA

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Crow Jane posted:

I feel like I just saw someone's suicide note :stare:

It just

It just kept getting worse

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



"Actually, the shoe was leather, but it was still pretty good to be honest."

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Surely all that poo poo in the middle is still raw

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Humphrey Vasel posted:

Surely all that poo poo in the middle is still raw

I'm sure any bacteria committed suicide out of shame before the thing was eaten.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Fact*: You can safely consume up to 6 oz of raw meat if you drink at least 8 oz of 80pf alcohol

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



fact: u can die frm eating bad food

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Simply Simon posted:



This hummus loving sucks, it's watery and bland and I don't like it.



Let's try it like this! Tabasco and majo, fuckers. I will tell you how it tasted afterwards.


EDIT: The tabasco really improved the Hummus. I didn't taste the majo much. Maybe too much hummus but I want to get rid of it.

Congrats, you found the only time Tabasco made anything better.

As for the new simply Sarah recipe, if she didn't crowd her roasting pan so drat much, and maybe cut back on the balsamic a little, added some mustard to emulsify... That's not an awful recipe. I hope this means she's trying to eat better. But as to the previous poster's question, yeah she's definitely way bigger.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

DekeThornton posted:

The entire nation of Great Britain is raised on a diet of baked beans on toast, eaten in a drab apartment in a council estate on a rainy sunday.

poo poo's gooooood.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Dickey Butts posted:

Congrats, you found the only time Tabasco made anything better.

Oh no you did not just say that :argh:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh no you did not just say that :argh:

OK, lets all calm down. He obviously just forgot about frozen pizza and eggs.

Throwdown
Sep 4, 2003

Here you go, dummies.

Dickey Butts posted:

Congrats, you found the only time Tabasco made anything better.

As for the new simply Sarah recipe, if she didn't crowd her roasting pan so drat much, and maybe cut back on the balsamic a little, added some mustard to emulsify... That's not an awful recipe. I hope this means she's trying to eat better. But as to the previous poster's question, yeah she's definitely way bigger.

Her newer stuff is pretty 50/50.

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK, lets all calm down. He obviously just forgot about frozen pizza and eggs.

Sriracha on pizza is my jam.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Tobasco is poo poo and there's no reason to use it in this modern era with its plentiful hot sauces that actually have a flavour other than "vinegar and hot".

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

It's Tabasco, and sometimes vinegar and heat is just what's needed.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

So no Pizza Hitlers, but can we have Hot Sauce Hitlers? And maybe Ketchup KGB when the thread cycles that way again?

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Burger Mossad at it again.

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