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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Conservative comedians are so loving terrible, remember The 1/2 Hour News Hour? I just watched a couple clips and it turns out that turd of a show is actually the lowest rated tv show in Metacritic history. How could it be so bad if Comedy Central copied them? quote:RUSH: You all remember a comedy show that was produced by a friend of mine Joel Surnow that ran on the Fox News Channel. It was called The 1/2 Hour News Hour, and on the pilot episode of that show... It was a 30-minute satire news program that the liberals have copied and they've got their own version of it now on Comedy Central just like a lot of what is on Comedy Central is a rip-off of my television show. So has the left ripped off The 1/2 Hour News Hour, retitled it, and done it under the umbrella of liberalism.
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JT Jag posted:I can't take that as Donald seriously murdering Goofy because if you use cartoon logic you loving know that Goofy is just sitting there underwater going "welp" and shrugging as bubbles come out of his mouth, not having any real trouble breathing or anything. 
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Fulchrum posted:Goofy has killed dozens of people with vehicular manslaughter over the years. Donald is just making the streets safe for his nephews. i'm sure there are at least 20 people with that panel as an av on these forums
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oddium posted:i'm sure there are at least 20 people with that panel as an av on these forums 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Conservative comedians are so loving terrible, remember The 1/2 Hour News Hour? I just watched a couple clips and it turns out that turd of a show is actually the lowest rated tv show in Metacritic history. Everyone who hasn't watched clips of this show on YouTube really should make an effort to change that. It's an amazing trainwreck. They have a segment where three authors come to present their atheist books and the first two are struck dead by God and the third immediately converts.
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Jurgan posted:Bad Reporter is one of the best in this thread, and this is his best in a while. So, I've been following this thread a while, and I feel like the Bad Reporter Actually Best Reporter thread consensus is a newish development. At least, he hasn't always been so consistently on? When did the tide turn exactly? e: in case it's not clear, I think Bad Reporter has been one of the consistently best written cartoons posted here for some time.
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Dogstoyevsky posted:So, I've been following this thread a while, and I feel like the Bad Reporter Actually Best Reporter thread consensus is a newish development. At least, he hasn't always been so consistently on? When did the tide turn exactly? I don't remember when, exactly, he got good, but I do also recall his work being unexceptional-bordering-on-bad when we first were introduced to it.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Everyone who hasn't watched clips of this show on YouTube really should make an effort to change that. It's an amazing trainwreck. Atheist #1: God is a wrathful monster. The whole sketch is about god killing people for writing mean books about him, and the third guy is so afraid of god's wrath that he converts on the spot. I can't believe this show still isn't running!
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Samuel Clemens posted:Characters murdering each other is basically the punchline of most cartoons. They can't die, though, which makes it funny rather than disturbing. Yeah the thought of Goofy drowning forever at the bottom of the ocean tied to an anchor because death never comes to release him is hilarious
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Reo posted:And the internet in general. Regardless, here's your giant transparent PNG version.  HillaryWins.gif
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Welcome to the political cartoons thread. We already Ruined politics, now we're trying to ruin cartoons.
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Rorus Raz posted:That segment is loving incredible. That one's pretty amazing; and the one about "haha sexual harassment of men isn't real because men are horndogs." Everything else I've seen of it isn't even infuriating or baffling, it's just mostly boring, which is far more damning.
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Rorus Raz posted:So would SandersWins.gif just be a silhouette of Donald hanging from a tree? I figure that would more be Scrooge McDuck.
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I will never stop wondering what pissed him off so bad in the original short.
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Mo_Steel posted:
Best room trashing scene since Citizen Kane.
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Fulchrum posted:I figure that would more be Scrooge McDuck. I'll have you know Scrooge McDuck earned his fortune.
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Rorus Raz posted:So would SandersWins.gif just be a silhouette of Donald hanging from a tree? 
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Somfin posted:Best room trashing scene since Citizen Kane. But not as good as The Room.
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Fojar38 posted:I'll have you know Scrooge McDuck earned his fortune. He literally had a lucky magic dime
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Fojar38 posted:I'll have you know Scrooge McDuck earned his fortune. By forcing natives off a rubber plantation with hired goons.
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RyokoTK posted:But not as good as The Room. Birdman one-upped The Room.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:He literally had a lucky magic dime The dime wasn't magic before he got it or even while he made his money, Magicia De Spell confirmed it's lucky BECAUSE it was the first thing ever owned by the richest duck on earth. If it were a different coin he had first earned it would have gained the property.
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Fulchrum posted:The dime wasn't magic before he got it or even while he made his money, Magicia De Spell confirmed it's lucky BECAUSE it was the first thing ever owned by the richest duck on earth. If it were a different coin he had first earned it would have gained the property. A likely story McDuck has been relying on eldritch welfare for decades
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Small Frozen Thing posted:He literally had a lucky magic dime His dime isn't lucky or magic. Fulchrum posted:By forcing natives off a rubber plantation with hired goons. This, however, was part of it. Not all of it, but part of it.
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Fulchrum posted:The dime wasn't magic before he got it or even while he made his money, Magicia De Spell confirmed it's lucky BECAUSE it was the first thing ever owned by the richest duck on earth. If it were a different coin he had first earned it would have gained the property. Yeah, it's more like a geas than a charm. If he loses that dime he immediately starts to lose everything else.
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Stultus Maximus posted:His dime isn't lucky or magic. Blatant lies from one of McDuck's toadies in the MilIndust complex
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Finally, a cartoon that perfectly displays how conservatives care about the unborn while telling the born to go gently caress themselves.
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