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My Child Is Not Emotionally Ready For Full-Time Employment And That's OK "Mommy, they hurt my feelings" my 24-year-old son sobbed into my bare chest. I tried to latch...
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Uncle Wemus posted:From the same lady She looked really great but I can understand her reasoning. She really just wants to be lazy and left alone by horny men (though most of that poo poo probably didn't happen).
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Jul 21, 2015 20:19
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Uncle Enzo posted:My Child Is Not Emotionally Ready For Full-Time Employment And That's OK
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Testikles posted:8 Reasons Why You Need to Stop Fist-Bumping How my husband's life-changing encounter with a Jamaican cabbie showed me that "respect knuckles" can be anything but.
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Cowman posted:She looked really great but I can understand her reasoning. She really just wants to be lazy and left alone by horny men (though most of that poo poo probably didn't happen). Things don't need to happen for you to be affected by them. You just have to imagine them. Because here's the thing about imagined scenarios: They are made of pictures. And visual memory is most reliable than auditory or tactile. That's right, folks, we remember what we see. Just take a minute to think about the implications of that.
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h_double posted:Why You're Right To Punish Your Spouse For Things They Do In Dreams
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h_double posted:Things don't need to happen for you to be affected by them. You just have to imagine them. Because here's the thing about imagined scenarios: They are made of pictures. And visual memory is most reliable than auditory or tactile. That's right, folks, we remember what we see. and that's why i gained 50 or 70 pounds. because I loving love cake
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My Idiot loving Teenager Can't Even Suplex And you won't believe who is to blame! Simplex viruses can't see gender! A plea to rename it to Xerpes X Never Gave it to Me He Ain't never gave nothin to me But everytime I turn around cats got they hands out wantin something from me
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He'll Never Be A Rapist: Why I Castrated My Toddler Every time I saw his little wrinkled scrotum my thoughts flashed to the millions of brave women throughout history who
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15 Life Hacks That Will Make You Realize You've Been Eating Sandwiches All Wrong
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Placenta food truck on san Diego streets this food truck finally serves up artisinal placenta with non gmo raw whole milk fins out where they are by.... hand sheared woll baby blanket Your baby blanket isn't just to cover your baby it has to have meaning and effort becsuse we say so some great patterns after the jump killing yourself 1 way to stronger kids Of you kill yourself in the birthing tub (eat placenta first) your child will grow steong because they will need to fwnd for themselves in the wild.
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Should you eavesdrop at work? How moms can get an edge In an open office a lot of times your co-workers don't realize that even though you have your headset on, you can still hear them talking about their problems at home... Why my 17 year old still has to use a sippy cup On my budget new clothes are low on the list, and cleaning up spills...
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Jul 22, 2015 04:59
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Booblord Zagats posted:X Never Gave it to Me 
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Why Machiavelli would have made a great mom In his treatiseThe Prince, given away as a gift(!!!), the author describes the ideal conduct of a ruler. After putting these suggestions into practice, I now enjoy the unquestioning obedience of my children. If only I could find my missing knives!
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My Child Caught Me Masturbating And I Didn't Stop "Mom? Mom, what are you doing?" But I couldn't stop, and you shouldn't either. Careful Dietary Planning Can Lead to Significantly More Protein Rich Semen In news that some doctors are calling "The find of the century," this new dietary staple might just dethrone breastfeeding. We Couldn't Risk It We childproofed our house for months before we finally had the conversation. Our stairs needed to go.
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Why There's No Conflict Too Big Not To "Cuddle It Out" One single mother's surprising tale of raising nine kids with radical no-boundaries parenting.
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Negotiating With My Kids Time Damnit Mom you can't just call people that anymore...
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"How An Internet Business Turned Into A Nightmare For My 39 Year Old Son"
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15 adorable todler clickbait things Heres a list of 15 things todlers do that parents can tag on Facebook and say thas totally my Skyler and Moonshadow.
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My personal battle with my unmedicated, undiagnosed DID child When xe said to me "No, you put Darwin in timeout, but this is Frolix", I knew it was going to be rough. But not this rough.
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"Blood Parents, or How Weekly Transfusions Bonded Our Family Together."
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My pastor recommended I blanket train my most recent child My two eldest children, Jymnestie and Gundersnatch, have been disrespectful and undisciplined for years. After I had my little Sindel, I took my pastor's recommendation on blanket training. It was like a miracle! Sindel is so quiet and obedient now...
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Ten Puppies Who Are So Sleepy They Can't Even My Five Year Old is a Satanist and We Celebrate It At Maughndei's Birthday party I served a devil's food cake with a pentagram and HAIL SATAN written in cherry syrup...
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7 Reasons I should be allowed to use the N-Word They just need to forgive and forget, and furthermore, as a mother...
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Testikles posted:Ten Puppies Who Are So Sleepy They Can't Even This is not the Buzzfeed thread, though the effort is solid.
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1,004 Things I Learned When I Became A Mother 1. Armbar 2. Armdrag.. Peanut President fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:This is not the Buzzfeed thread, though the effort is solid. What's the difference
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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:This is not the Buzzfeed thread, though the effort is solid. No this is a viable huffpo post
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Withholding Sex as Punishment How my husband will learn how to put the dishes in the dishwasher properly.
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My Water-baby is Gonna Be MODOK for Halloween Not because of his giant head and little arms, but because we can't get him unstuck from this little yellow recliner After My Ninth Failed Pregnancy My Dr. has renamed my patient file to 'Miss Carriage' Is my pussy this generation's Dachau?
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Booblord Zagats posted:My Water-baby is Gonna Be MODOK for Halloween
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Why I Raised My Second Child As A Maasai Warrior... And How It Helped
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Persistence hunting is the best method to get your picky toddlers to eat food When I forced Skye to track, hunt, kill and clean a deer by running after it until it was too tired to stand, he no longer threw a fit when I made him eat his greens. After the third hunt, he stopped even crying or talking, giving me a lot more "mommy time".
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Five Reasons Your Daughter Could Grow Up Republican
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Peanut President posted:1,004 Things I Learned When I Became A Mother I understand and appreciate this reference
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I Told Kayden He Could Dance if He Wanted But should he leave his friends behind?
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Booblord Zagats posted:I Told Kayden He Could Dance if He Wanted Why Kayden Is No Friend of Mine It all started with lyrics from an 80's song...
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Helping My Children's Future Careers The first thing an employer will see when they Google Huntyrr is my blog post about him making GBS threads his pants at Disneyland.
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Stottie Kyek posted:Helping My Children's Future Careers Helping My Children's Future Careers By legally naming my child Google Huntyrr, I am sending an unmistakeable message to Google that if they do not hire him he will be completely relentless in his quest to track down and... loquacius fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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