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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

The Glumslinger posted:

mods, please do the needful
renaming the thread is needful, but the needful rename remains "get pet to murder"

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soricidus posted:

this mentally ill person really needs to stop messing around and put some work into making their delusions plausible

a good delusion is internally consistent :colbert:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
people like that "actors are everyone" dude should legit be locked up

Sham bam bamina! posted:

renaming the thread is needful, but the needful rename remains "get pet to murder"

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Magrov posted:

i always knew luke-jr was crazy, but i never appreciated how humongously crazy he is.

the argument that you take better care of what you own can be instantly dispelled by looking at how the average person treats their car

also all those perky laws that made sure that the treatment of slaves was at best inhumane

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Linguica posted:

Do you think that celebrity-doppelganger guy, like, legitimately has prosopagnosia or what

maybe. a lot of the examples he used look like very different people

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

divabot posted:

From the report itself: they talk about Bitcoin to introduce the concept of a cryptocurrency-based blockchain. The actual proposal is of some magical blockchain with sub-second transaction confirmations and no costs (or none that can't be externalised) that will fully implement the music industry's most maximalist micropayment dreams:

tl;dr the music industry has no loving understanding of technology, and musicians the least of all.

I've written up a more general version of the above, in case you encounter musicians who think this is in any way a good idea and you need something handy you can link them to. Helpful tips on explaining this bullshit to the nontechnical welcomed.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Gum posted:

maybe. a lot of the examples he used look like very different people

Oliver Sacks style brainwrongs are scary poo poo, where something can go seriously miswired and you've got no way of knowing.

Cadence
Dec 31, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Oliver Sacks style brainwrongs are scary poo poo, where something can go seriously miswired and you've got no way of knowing.

Sometimes I wonder if there is some fundamental misfire in how I perceive the world. How would I know? Then I remember that I own zero butts, so I must be doing something right.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Cadence posted:

Sometimes I wonder if there is some fundamental misfire in how I perceive the world. How would I know? Then I remember that I own zero butts, so I must be doing something right.

the multiple personality that's actually awake when you think you just got a restless nights sleep has a smallholding of dogecoins.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Cadence posted:

Sometimes I wonder if there is some fundamental misfire in how I perceive the world. How would I know? Then I remember that I own zero butts, so I must be doing something right.

what if that's the misfire


what if we're here because we suffer the same delusion

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Man Who Mistook His Bitcoin For A Legitimate Currency

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Cadence posted:

Sometimes I wonder if there is some fundamental misfire in how I perceive the world. How would I know? Then I remember that I own zero butts, so I must be doing something right.

read up on "qualia" and you'll worry even more

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

indigi posted:

what if that's the misfire


what if we're here because we suffer the same delusion

*teh ghost of bishop berkley appears wearing a big :smug: face*

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

The Man Who Mistook His Bitcoin For A Legitimate Currency

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jabberwocky posted:

Its like when Bruce Wayne and Batman are in the same room, but Alfred is missing.

its like the time that clark kent was rescued by superman in the return of superman comics


it was really supergirl

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

The Man Who Mistook His Bitcoin For A Legitimate Currency

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ayn rand hand job posted:

its like the time that clark kent was rescued by superman in the return of superman comics


it was really supergirl

supergirl with glasses

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Snapchat A Titty posted:

supergirl with glasses

she was a shapeshifter at that time

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Magrov posted:

[–]luke-jr Roman Catholic -5 points 1 day ago
>Why don't Christian cancer patients experience spontaneous remission/regression more often than non-Christians?

Because cancer is a blessing, perhaps?

[–]Davidm241 12 points 1 day ago
You should expand on this. Don't leave us all thinking you are psychotic.

[–]luke-jr Roman Catholic -4 points 1 day ago
It is an opportunity to suffer with Christ.

In some cases, cancer may also impair mental faculties, which gives a period of time before death where one is capable of making a valid confession, yet incapable of committing further sins.

[–]Davidm241 12 points 1 day ago
Well, I think you addressed my concern. With any luck, you will get cancer.

health has no intrinsic value anyway

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

ayn rand hand job posted:

she was a shapeshifter at that time

what the gently caress

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

KARMA! posted:

what the gently caress

dc didn't know what to do with supergirl for a long time and she went through a lot of different versions

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




NoneMoreNegative posted:

The Man Who Mistook His Bitcoin For A Legitimate Currency

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ayn rand hand job posted:

she was a shapeshifter at that time

rofl just when you think it cant get any dumber

superhero comics jfc

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Gum posted:

maybe. a lot of the examples he used look like very different people

i have prosopagnosia

that dude is just nuts

that's the medical term for his condition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

KARMA! posted:

what the gently caress

to make a long story short


lol dc

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


drat, you really had me going for a minute there, start the wiki you lazy fucks! :argh:

Feinne posted:

the great part is how it goes right from two people who do kind of resemble each other to allen west and cedric the entertainer, whose only real resemblance is that they are black males

Gonna need a negroid to compare those faces, they all look the same to me.




What the hell is this, is it meant to be a human being? I think homo sapiens have forked/are forked.

Anyway it's good that the music industry is going to do something good for us all for a change - they're going to do a bitcoin network stress test. I guess bitcoin is a currency that is better able to represent the miniscule amounts of money that the music industry gives to artists?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
to make a short story longer

supergirl died during crisis on infinite earths, and after the continuity reboot they wanted to bring her back, but couldn't do the same origin because of crisis

so she was an amorphous blob that took the appearance of supergirl, then merged with a dying girl, then she became an angel, then wasn't, then dc said gently caress it and basically went back to the silver age origin

it got really stupid after a while

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

ayn rand hand job posted:

to make a short story longer

supergirl died during crisis on infinite earths, and after the continuity reboot they wanted to bring her back, but couldn't do the same origin because of crisis

so she was an amorphous blob that took the appearance of supergirl, then merged with a dying girl, then she became an angel, then wasn't, then dc said gently caress it and basically went back to the silver age origin

it got really stupid after a while

It's about as bad as the Hawks. Superboy's pretty convoluted now though and it's only been a few years since his reboot.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
I kinda hope the RIAA dumps a bunch of cash into some buttlord's hair brained scheme and gets scammed :)

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Heresiarch posted:

read up on "qualia" and you'll worry even more

lol, from wiki

quote:

Another way of defining Qualia is as "Raw Feels"

img-Pepe

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Teen Girls Doing Things is a still-exploding genre so Supergirl should be like the most popular superhero rn. but DC sucks and Warner sucks at making movies out of DC's properties. and in the TV show I think she's in her mid-20s which is so missing the point

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3ea3wj/so_many_escorts/


human females clamoring to get up in my bits

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Buttcoin purse posted:

drat, you really had me going for a minute there, start the wiki you lazy fucks! :argh:


Gonna need a negroid to compare those faces, they all look the same to me.




What the hell is this, is it meant to be a human being? I think homo sapiens have forked/are forked.

Anyway it's good that the music industry is going to do something good for us all for a change - they're going to do a bitcoin network stress test. I guess bitcoin is a currency that is better able to represent the miniscule amounts of money that the music industry gives to artists?

taytay owns

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Heresiarch posted:

read up on "qualia" and you'll worry even more

i love this poo poo

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
wikipedia editors suppressing information about the healing qualities of ingested bleach

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

neonbregna posted:

taytay owns


actually she hates cats

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Xelkelvos posted:

It's about as bad as the Hawks. Superboy's pretty convoluted now though and it's only been a few years since his reboot.

hawk man is in its own special hell

superboy isn't horrible, because it was like an alternate world post future superboy taking over as superboy and not a single continuity line

it's about as bad as the current spiderman being doctor octopus

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Weatherman posted:

boy howdy i'd like to see this guy and the woman who thinks she's responsible for every hit song of the past 40 years in the same room tumblr
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ayn rand hand job posted:

to make a short story longer

supergirl died during crisis on infinite earths, and after the continuity reboot they wanted to bring her back, but couldn't do the same origin because of crisis

so she was an amorphous blob that took the appearance of supergirl, then merged with a dying girl, then she became an angel, then wasn't, then dc said gently caress it and basically went back to the silver age origin

it got really stupid after a while

said amorphous blob was also being boned by Lex Luthor, and probably boning him as well. Oh, and after becoming an angel part of her wasn't merged and became an *evil* amorphous blob... that also somehow ended up becoming part of another angel.

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
being into comics just seems like so much work

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