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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



A good hot sauce really brings out the flavour of steak

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

"Good day, comrade. I see that you're enjoying a fine burger."

"Yes, comrade, a very fine one indeed. With ketchup!"

*stares at bottle* "...You are using ketchup that contains HFCS. What is the meaning of this?"

"I swear, comrade, I didn't know!"

"If I were you, comrade, I would say goodbye to my wife and children"

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


freelop posted:

A good hot sauce really brings out the flavour of steak

I only put hot sauce on certain cuts, like for example a nice well-done filet.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
If you just mix it in with the ketchup and ranch filet dipping sauce then it saves time.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

exquisite tea posted:

I only put hot sauce on certain cuts, like for example a nice well-done filet.

I enjoy a nice seared crust of crushed potato chips upon mine.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

I enjoy a nice seared crust of crushed potato chips upon mine.

Loser. It's just not a steak without a Cool Ranch Doritos crust. And you need a refreshing Pepsi Blue on the side.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


tribbledirigible posted:

So no Pizza Hitlers, but can we have Hot Sauce Hitlers? And maybe Ketchup KGB when the thread cycles that way again?

I'm really more of a hot sauce Stasi.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tree Goat posted:

As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.



Would everyday.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tree Goat posted:

As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.



Truthfully, would, but if a little less done.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I'm really more of a hot sauce Stasi.

Interahamwe

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




You've gotta at least post real Japanese anti-food porn. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tswM5bgmCWU

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Tree Goat posted:

As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.



The reflection looks like a greasy front drip.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta at least post real Japanese anti-food porn. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tswM5bgmCWU

Endo's Frisk creations never fail to make me laugh like a loving madman, and Frisk pizza was the pinnacle of that.

Commentary includes:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Tree Goat posted:

As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.



Looks essentially like beef (any meat really except maybe fish because it probably would fall apart) hot oil fondue which has been around for a long time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

exquisite tea posted:

I only put hot sauce on certain cuts, like for example a nice well-done filet.

Bait not taken, but 7/10 for authenticity

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Tree Goat posted:

As a reminder "deep fried steak cubes with dipping sauce" is a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chislic

Served with saltines for flavor+extra salt.



This looks amazing and I'm going to try it with some cheap London Broil as soon as the movers get here with my stuff.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



oh gently caress

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Looks essentially like beef (any meat really except maybe fish because it probably would fall apart) hot oil fondue which has been around for a long time.


Fondue Bourguignonne is super awesome, you guys shall all try it sometimes.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The gently caress

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Recipe

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm not even going to question why, because that would require digging into some broken psyches.

Instead I'm going to ask how. How the gently caress do you get what is essentially brine to FREEZE? Or freeze solid enough to hold it's shape like that.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Vlasics are trash. You want a good pickle-sicle (or just pickle in general), you go Claussen.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Crow Jane posted:

Vlasics are trash. You want a good pickle-sicle (or just pickle in general), you go Claussen.

Call me Claussen :heysexy:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

(sour?) Gummi worm and cherry tomatoes on frozen pizza. Consumed unironically.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

VendaGoat posted:

Call me Claussen :heysexy:

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



cash crab posted:

Show me the man who doesn't appreciate a good sneaker mozzarella stick (or "footie sticks" as we call them in the biz) and I will show you a liar and a fool

I was raised with a strict and bizarre family superstition that putting shoes on a table --- even in new in box, in a shopping bag --- is the unluckiest thing you can do. When I read that that's Jaleo's schtick, getting chicken croquetas served in a shoe, just the idea of being in a restaurant full of shoes on tables gave me the jibblies.

Shame, because their menu looks pretty awesome. :(

Content: I work as dishwasher for a military dining hall, so unfortunately I could not get a pic. We're not allowed to use phones on the clock; even on break, taking pictures is frowned upon for security reasons. You'll have to use your imagination, sorry. Today one of the cooks brought me a massive pot saying "I burned the poo poo out of this --- don't worry, I'll scrape it out later for you." (She's cool like that.) I looked inside and there was what appeared to be a brain floating in greasy blood. A gelatinous beige lumpy mass of stuff in maroon ichor, with a delightful black crust edging up the sides of the pot. Every time I moved back to that part of the dish line, I'd peer at it in fascination and horror and think about this thread. What the hell WAS it? I honestly could not tell by either sight or smell.

When she returned to keep her promise, I finally asked "Cook, what was that supposed to be?"

"Teriyaki sauce."

I have no idea how one turns teriyaki sauce into something that looked like that.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.



Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Suck My Pickle Sickle

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


JacquelineDempsey posted:

I was raised with a strict and bizarre family superstition that putting shoes on a table --- even in new in box, in a shopping bag --- is the unluckiest thing you can do. When I read that that's Jaleo's schtick, getting chicken croquetas served in a shoe, just the idea of being in a restaurant full of shoes on tables gave me the jibblies.
'Sup, fellow bizarre shoes-on-table family superstition haver :tinfoil::hf::tinfoil:

I don't know where it comes from, but I know it goes deep.

Try eating curry out of a toilet bowl while sitting on a toilet bowl instead:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Gridlocked posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Suck My Pickle Sickle

What part of Anti-Food Porn do you not understand here?

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Hirayuki posted:

'Sup, fellow bizarre shoes-on-table family superstition haver :tinfoil::hf::tinfoil:

I don't know where it comes from, but I know it goes deep.

Try eating curry out of a toilet bowl while sitting on a toilet bowl instead:



I wanna go to this restaurant so bad. I bet it's overpriced and underwhelming, but I just have to see the gimmick for myself.

SodomyGoat101
Nov 20, 2012

Hirayuki posted:

'Sup, fellow bizarre shoes-on-table family superstition haver :tinfoil::hf::tinfoil:

I don't know where it comes from, but I know it goes deep.

Try eating curry out of a toilet bowl while sitting on a toilet bowl instead:



Then you can go home and serve it up to your in-laws a few hours later.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Samizdata posted:

What part of Anti-Food Porn do you not understand here?

You WANT to watch someone suck a pickle sickle?

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You've gotta at least post real Japanese anti-food porn. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tswM5bgmCWU

Ingredients:
Skin of Pig's Head
Goya
Soy Sauce
Miriin
Cheese

Call me a Pizza Hitler if you want, but I think "face" as a pizza topping is verboten.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

Antifreeze Head posted:

Call me a Pizza Hitler if you want, but I think "face" as a pizza topping is verboten.
"Face" (and the attached head) is one of the most delicious parts of an animal, oftentimes.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
I'm ok if the whole head is there, my objection is to just the face part.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Antifreeze Head posted:

Ingredients:
Skin of Pig's Head
Goya
Soy Sauce
Miriin
Cheese

Call me a Pizza Hitler if you want, but I think "face" as a pizza topping is verboten.

Wasabi the J is in love with Endo and his delightful Frisk creations, and I feel the same way about Matsumoto and the series of insane things he throws onto food. The highlight being the whole bear claw, fur and all, thrown into a rice cooker.

(The secret hero of the show is Heipo, he's just so great, and puts up with so much :allears:)

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Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh no you did not just say that :argh:

I'm sorry that Louisiana hot sauce exists. If you want salt vinegar and peppers in white people flavors, it's the superior choice. In all honesty though eat what you like, man. It's a big world, and some of us apparently want pickle Popsicles.

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