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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
I'm quite angry about homogenised milk. I want a top layer of cream as a treat.

I can't publically say I am anti-homogenisation as I worry I would be confused for some kind of white supremacist.

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
2% homo milk or unflavoured soy milk. All other milks go home.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
No homo (milk).

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

spog posted:

I'm quite angry about homogenised milk. I want a top layer of cream as a treat.

I can't publically say I am anti-homogenisation as I worry I would be confused for some kind of white supremacist.

Or, you know, a homophobe.

Coconut milk is the obviously superior milk alternative. Why did we even invent soy/almond/whatever milk?

But don't make the mistake that I did and think that coconut water must also taste good, when in reality it actually tastes like someone wrung out my sweaty work clothes into a bottle.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
this is funny pictures thread eat poo poo you human being rear end goons

funny picture of milk


funny picture of guy not knowing what loving lovely rear end milk to buy like some kind of homo goon



funny picture of guy pouring milk on head

gently caress

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

TinTower posted:

No homo (milk).

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Paladinus posted:

Lol if you're an adult and still drink milk. Add it to your tea (or coffee, if you're into liquid heart attacks), but don't just drink it like a huge baby.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

is that a glass of cum

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

tomstuart posted:

is that a glass of cum

Pretty sure the correct term is 'santorum'. :eng101:

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

tomstuart posted:

is that a glass of cum

If that's what your jizz looks like, seek medical help immediately.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
maybe he left it on the radiator in a vase for a while

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I usually drink a glass of milk before I go to bed, maybe that's why I have strong (morning)bone(r)s.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

If that's what your jizz looks like, seek medical help immediately.

What's a doctor going to do, just yell at your balls until your jizz looks normal again? Jizz does what it wants. Steve Wilkos is not gonna be sending your jizz to boot camp.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
What an age we live in, where a person will happily slurp down a tall and frothy glass of aged cum for the sake of proving a point

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mierenneuker posted:

I usually drink a glass of milk before I go to bed, maybe that's why I have strong (morning)bone(r)s.
Adults can't digest milk properly. Your boners are a lie.

Don't forget to wipe out your milky moustache.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Robot Randy posted:

What an age we live in, where a person will happily slurp down a tall and frothy glass of aged cum for the sake of proving a point

That's right, in the good old days they did it just for the taste.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Paladinus posted:

Adults can't digest milk properly. Your boners are a lie.
Yes we can its a genetic superpower for white people.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Rumda posted:

Yes we can its a genetic superpower for white people.

Even white privilege can't make milk a healthy drink for an adult.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/18/upshot/got-milk-might-not-be-doing-you-much-good.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rumda posted:

Yes we can its a genetic superpower for white people.

and the fine masai, fulani and tuareg people

TheStampede
Feb 20, 2008

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."
I don't put anything in this temple unless it is the PUREST HEALTH F U


*does the dew*

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002


Isn't it time for your crossfit class or something

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

I drink milk for the protein.

Protein powder is made by science nerds. Every time I drink a cool glass of milk, I am reminded of man's domination over other species which increases my testosterone levels and turns me on sexually.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


https://youtu.be/OBLkIWeqFKI?t=2m6s

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

I'm picturing this as the beginning of one of those informercials.

"There's got to be a better way!"

INTRODUCING MILKPAN: THE PAN THAT HOLDS YOUR MILK! ARE YOU TIRED OF THE WAY MILK JUST SLOSHES OUT OF YOUR REGULAR OLD PANS? ORDER MILKPAN TODAY!

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I honestly can't tell if I miss watching wrestling or not.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
^^^Wrasslin is kinda crappy right now, it's a bunch of stupid bearded hipsters these days instead of roided out crazy dudes throwing each other through tables and the ring.


Sorry to hear about your terrible genetics. But yes, in fact, most adults can drink milk problem free.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Helios Grime posted:

I don't trust lactose free skim milk.

My roomate has a bottle of it that has been open for almost 2 weeks now and only uses it for her coffee every day. It still doesn't smell off, that poo poo ain't normal.

Milk will easily last two weeks if it's stored properly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
So many goons are insecure about their desire to suckle on a cow's tit and drain its life juices...

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Is this the Authentic Bulgarian Miak thread?

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Paladinus posted:

Lol if you're an adult and still drink milk. Add it to your tea (or coffee, if you're into liquid heart attacks)

Are you made of the finest porcelain?

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Franchescanado posted:

Is this the Authentic Bulgarian Miak thread?



It's now a milk thread



kyytön maito - (rare breed) cow's milk; also - viperless milk; as such, normal milk can contain vipers

edit: :thejoke: more

canis minor has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Jul 23, 2015

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm surprised Finland hasn't collapsed into anarchy because no one can actually communicate with anyone without accidentally making a pun, telling a dirty joke and insulting the other person all with the same phrase.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

canis minor posted:

It's now a milk thread



kyytön maito - (rare breed) cow's milk; also - viperless milk

That does not look "viperless" to me. Why, I'd go so far as to say that is viperful milk.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I love milk, but I feel like I'm the only person in history that can't tell the difference taste/texture-wise between whole, 2%, and skim. :iiam:

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Solice Kirsk posted:

That does not look "viperless" to me. Why, I'd go so far as to say that is viperful milk.

Well yeah, he's not getting the viperless brand!

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Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

Franchescanado posted:

Is this the Authentic Bulgarian Miak thread?



I think of this all the time when I think of milk because I am an old and broken human being.

Also I don't think we are focusing on the most important and contentious aspect of milk, it's pronunciation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4

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