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red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
i love homestuck

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CuddlyZombie
Nov 6, 2005

I wuv your brains.

i'm laughing uncontrollably and can't stop

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tumblr is filling up, but Twitter is only just starting. Clap if you don't want Tinkerbell to die! (no I am not participating, nobody needs to see this face.)

SapientCorvid
Jun 16, 2008

reading The Internet
so

is anyone actually going to do it

what in the gently caress is anything

i'd go lie down

but i already am

i was always lying down

edit: rock solbo

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
this is the true ending of homestuck, everything else is just an omake

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
I really hope that it doesn't hit Hussie's number. I really wish this fandom had the balls to call his loving bluff.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
all is for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds

Prison Warden posted:

I really hope that it doesn't hit Hussie's number. I really wish this fandom had the balls to call his loving bluff.

i aint lookin to gently caress with a guy threatening to purge something from the akashic record, dogg. they are obviously a powerful warlock of some stripe.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

McStephenson posted:

so

is anyone actually going to do it

what in the gently caress is anything

i'd go lie down

but i already am

i was always lying down

edit: rock solbo

Burkion posted:



I do believe this is the appropriate levels of lovely

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Hm. I might take a selfie and try reducing my face to a highly degraded JPEG.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Prison Warden posted:

I really hope that it doesn't hit Hussie's number. I really wish this fandom had the balls to call his loving bluff.

how the hell would anyone keep track in order to tell

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


hussie's number is "over 9000" anyway. Hard not to hit.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
Could this be the greatest day in all our collective lives? All signs point to hella yes

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
This is basically Homestuck's "prayer sequence" like in Earthbound isn't it.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

thanks alot assbag posted:

This is basically Homestuck's "prayer sequence" like in Earthbound isn't it.

No, in fact I'm pretty sure this update is the answer to all our prayers.

GodFish
Oct 10, 2012

We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret. We exist in shadow.

And we dress in black.
Found this masterpiece on one of the blogs.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Well I mean give me a minute to clean my apartment at least. I should probably shave, too.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

That was undeniably the pinnacle of human achievement.

No, wait:

GodFish posted:

Found this masterpiece on one of the blogs.


This is the culmination of human achievement.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Dolash posted:

Well I mean give me a minute to clean my apartment at least. I should probably shave, too.

If you do shave, make sure you do a particularly lovely job.

GodFish
Oct 10, 2012

We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret. We exist in shadow.

And we dress in black.


I think this is appropriately lovely.

e: poo poo should have had one of the images be off from the others

GodFish fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 24, 2015

Akett
Aug 6, 2012

I have never before regretted my lack of means to take a selfie. I have so many stupid ideas for this poo poo.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dolash posted:

Well I mean give me a minute to clean my apartment at least. I should probably shave, too.

and put on a good suit, for gently caress's sake

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I just moved into my first house and my computer is still boxed up and I can't see the page and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

THE END.

Who What Now posted:

I just moved into my first house and my computer is still boxed up and I can't see the page and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It consists of this image bobbing up and down and frequently interrupted by SBAHJ references flashing by, set to a music track with many meows, caws, whinnies, and galloping noises. The meat of it is in the text below, which you can read on whatever device you used to post this.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
What's with all the pictures and talk about selfies I don't get it

e; there were WORDS in that update?!?

Mazerunner fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 24, 2015

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
i dont want to see any of your fuckin faces

Anyway, without hyperbole, this is the best update since Game Over

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Well this guy didn't like it.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
I might do this

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...



never

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You did it Hussie! You made it happen!

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Why am I still reading this.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Blackheart posted:

Well this guy didn't like it.



What a monster

Hussie lovingly sculpted those tail abs

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

RBA Starblade posted:

Why am I still reading this.

You've invested this much time into it and have fallen victim to the sunk cost fallacy?

I mean that's why I'm still here.

(and for updates like this one, though they are increasingly far between)

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Magres posted:

What a monster

Hussie lovingly sculpted those tail abs

No, this guy did.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

I read it because I genuinely like it and if people don't like it I think they maybe shouldn't be reading it just sayin'

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Magres posted:

What a monster

Hussie lovingly sculpted those tail abs

That was ipgd, the artist that maybe leaked the dirt on The Odd Gentlemen and also draws a lot of fetish porn.

Folks I don't mean to alarm you but Homestuck attracts an...eclectic confluence of people.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
god bless hussie and his dumb webcomic for idiots.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Blackheart posted:

Well this guy didn't like it.



Who?

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

RBA Starblade posted:

Why am I still reading this.

I know it's never going to get any better than right now, but you can continue on in hopes that some day Homestuck will again reach anything close to the level of perfection that was a, sweaty horse-obsessed AI-Troll-Ghost, and a cat-bird Troll-Human-Ghost, doing a sweet hug bump.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

RBA Starblade posted:

Why am I still reading this.

Because one day you made a mistake, and now you are riding this beautiful goddamn train wreck along with the rest of us. Unless you get off, that's cool too.

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Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Blackheart posted:

I read it because I genuinely like it and if people don't like it I think they maybe shouldn't be reading it just sayin'

but maybe if I say it's dumb and I hate it people will like me and

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