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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Slavvy posted:

They're still happening as of a week and a half ago, the flaming toploaders are now such an enormous problem that the warranty infrastructure is unable to cope with the sheer volume of devices that need picking up and replacing. Several people have had their entire laundry rooms destroyed with fire and/or flooded over the past month. I know this because I get to hear bitching on the matter every night after work :v:

Son of a bitch...this is a real thing?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-30/recalled-samsung-washing-machines-still-pose-fire-danger/6508442

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


Yes, my girlfriend is vag deep in the recalls. Also fridges with exploding compressors/no gas from the factory, android front doors that lock you out of your house for no reason (and leave you with no front door at all while they're off getting fixed!), dishwashers that auto-flood and TV's that are faulty out of the box (one particular new model is up as high as one in seven).

Don't buy a Samsung anything, they're the Chrysler of electronics as far as I can tell.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Slavvy posted:


Don't buy a Samsung anything, they're the Chrysler of electronics as far as I can tell.

Calling things the Chrysler of things is my anti drug. Raccoons are the Chrysler of wild animals. Stucco is the Chrysler of sidings. Popov is the Chrysler of Vodka.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Wolfschmidt 100 is the Dodge Viper of vodka. Royal Enfield is the Chrysler of motorcycles.


...Acer is the Fiat of electronics.



"welp, this is my exit."

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2psv6w

Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jul 23, 2015

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

StormDrain posted:

Calling things the Chrysler of things is my anti drug. Raccoons are the Chrysler of wild animals. Stucco is the Chrysler of sidings. Popov is the Chrysler of Vodka.

No but samsung is genuinely a terrible mass-produced product with inexplicable popularity and a laughably blase attitude toward making anything even vaguely functional. Those other things are merely average or ordinary or unappealing.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Samsung's TVs were laughably bad until maybe 5 years ago when other brands were pushing out some really nice stuff.

I will say one thing about them though, at one point I was working retail and had one fall off a 6ft high shelf, land on my back and hit the floor. When we switched it on it still worked perfectly. So there's at least one arm of the company doing things somewhat right.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

88h88 posted:

Samsung's TVs were laughably bad until maybe 5 years ago when other brands were pushing out some really nice stuff.

I will say one thing about them though, at one point I was working retail and had one fall off a 6ft high shelf, land on my back and hit the floor. When we switched it on it still worked perfectly. So there's at least one arm of the company doing things somewhat right.

Their SSDs are pretty well regarded.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

Slavvy posted:

Don't buy a Samsung anything, they're the Chrysler of electronics as far as I can tell.
My phone is fine. :shrug:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Aren't Samsung TVs the ones that would record everything you would say and send it unencrypted to an unspecified database for "voice recognition"? And they're the ones who started inserting ads in movies that people would play from their personal libraries through Plex.

https://gigaom.com/2015/02/10/samsung-tvs-start-inserting-ads-into-your-movies/

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!

Uthor posted:

And they're the ones who started inserting ads in movies that people would play from their personal libraries through Plex.

https://gigaom.com/2015/02/10/samsung-tvs-start-inserting-ads-into-your-movies/

That was the bundled Yahoo! app.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Slavvy posted:

Don't buy a Samsung anything, they're the Chrysler of electronics as far as I can tell.

My Samsung stuff works great :shrug:

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER
I haven't bought anything other than Samsungs TVs ever since I switched away from my Sony Wega CRT that weighed 190 lbs. I haven't had a problem with anything until my most recent purchase, a UN40JU6500FXZA for the bedroom. gently caress, do the apps suck; my older UN55C8000 is way better. I don't know if youtube is the worst offender, or their "stream from your computer" app, but they just. Don't. WORK.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Sigma X posted:

I haven't bought anything other than Samsungs TVs ever since I switched away from my Sony Wega CRT that weighed 190 lbs. I haven't had a problem with anything until my most recent purchase, a UN40JU6500FXZA for the bedroom. gently caress, do the apps suck; my older UN55C8000 is way better. I don't know if youtube is the worst offender, or their "stream from your computer" app, but they just. Don't. WORK.

I used to love the youtube app on my Toshiba smart tv as it would be controllable from my tablet but then the app started cutting the last 20-30 seconds of a video off which rendered it pretty pointless.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


CommieGIR posted:

My Samsung stuff works great :shrug:

Yeah, I'll re-think buying again in the future, but my TV, phones, and washer/dryer are working great. That being said, I'll never buy "Connected" devices if I have a choice. I don't need a bluetooth enabled washing machine. Or a TV that can youtube (I have 3 loving devices hooked up to the TV that can do that).

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Siochain posted:

Yeah, I'll re-think buying again in the future, but my TV, phones, and washer/dryer are working great. That being said, I'll never buy "Connected" devices if I have a choice. I don't need a bluetooth enabled washing machine. Or a TV that can youtube (I have 3 loving devices hooked up to the TV that can do that).

We have Samsung phones, a Samsung Laser Printer, and a bunch of other Samsung stuff. Zero issues (outside of Samsung being very slow with Android update rollouts)

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

My 2007 Samsung TV has been fine.. mostly. That particular year they sent out a batch of screens with lovely capacitors, there was a class action about it and they eventually agreed to repair televisions for free. Except the capacitors in mine magically survived until 2014, which was two years after the settlement terms expired.

Fortunately I know how to use soldering iron and instructions are all over the internet.

But other than that, TV's been great! :haw:

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Wasabi the J posted:

Their SSDs are pretty well regarded.
Their HDDs were awesome, I've still got 4 running. They gave up HDDs to concentrate on SSDs.
Their LCDs were really good, on phones and TVs. My samsung TV is over 10 years old and still decent, just the tuner died last year. 9 years is a good run though.

Some of their fridges were OK, it takes them a long time to get it right though; every new model is a disaster but there's certain ones that are old tech by their standards and have problems ironed out. Every new model from the ground up though sucks, but a twin cool s+s based on their 10yr old design is OK. E: not many brands have twin evaps any more, and it's something I would want in a fridge as ducted freezer air into the fridge is too dry and ruins fresh fruit and veg. I think mainly samsung have the separate fridge evap for lower TD/higher humidity, ie "twin cool" option for cheaper fridges.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 23, 2015

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Fo3 posted:

Their fridges were OK, it takes them a long time to get it right though; every new model is a disaster but theirs certain ones that are old tech by their standards and have problems ironed out, eg twin cool side by side

I sold appliances for awhile in college, and it seemed like every Samsung I sold came back within a month or so. They were pieces of shiiiiiiiiit.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I worked for a service agent and repaired them for 10 years. Some were poo poo and remained poo poo. Others got the bugs worked out eventually and that was my point.
I'd recommend new LG or westinghouse/electrolux to others instead, but because I know the older samsung S+S so well, I would take one on the cheap s/h quite happily.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jul 23, 2015

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Biggest problem with Samsung TVs is the whole panel lottery thing. The same model will have good Samsung panels and garbage Chinese specials and everything in between. If you are going to buy one then get it from a store so you can decode the number on the label and verify it has a Samsung panel.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Wasabi the J posted:

Their SSDs are pretty well regarded.

They pretty much make the best SSD's

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat

Nodoze posted:

They pretty much make the best SSD's

Automotive Insanity> Post Terrible Car Stuff In This Thread: SAMSUNG SSD ARE OK!

That's good to know because I have a 1TB Samsung 850 SSD arriving today, you guys had me worried. Plus, I still like my old Samsung DLP HDTV :colbert:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

CommieGIR posted:

My Samsung stuff works great :shrug:

My 7 year old non smart Samsung 40" performs better than anything I've bought since then. /shrug

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Modus Man posted:

Automotive Insanity> Post Terrible Car Stuff In This Thread: SAMSUNG SSD ARE OK!

That's good to know because I have a 1TB Samsung 850 SSD arriving today, you guys had me worried. Plus, I still like my old Samsung DLP HDTV :colbert:

Its Samsung or Intel in the SSD market atm. Kingston can be okay, but most of the others are garbage. Not that samsung's been perfect, but they seem to be really, really solid.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Yeah, my Samsung LED TV is absolutely amazing, got it for a PC monitor/game TV and it works amazingly and has the best image of any TV in my house. It's got like 3 dead pixels, but that's about it. It's a dumb TV, because I have apps on all of my other devices, and just want my TV to... well, TV.

My Samsung fridge just died, though, that sucks.


e. I bought the TV like 3 years ago so maybe that's something too, I dunno

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
The derail has come full circle.


Can we shut the gently caress up about samsung and get back to posting lovely CARS?

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002
Since we're on the subject of non-car-makers making cars:

It even straight up used the same engine Yamaha was making for F1 at the time, detuned enough for the street:

(along with an actual carbon fiber F1 chassis that just had enough bodywork added to make it street legal)
The terrible part about it is that it never went into production. :colbert:

Militant Lesbian fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jul 23, 2015

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

HotCanadianChick posted:

Since we're on the subject of non-car-makers making cars:

It even straight up used the same engine Yamaha was making for F1 at the time, detuned enough for the street:

(along with an actual carbon fiber F1 chassis that just had enough bodywork added to make it street legal)
The terrible part about it is that it never went into production. :colbert:

It's also terrible because that V12 was really, really bad. Though not as bad as the Subaru Flat-12 F1 engine or this;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakspeed_891

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Fo3 posted:

Their HDDs were awesome, I've still got 4 running. They gave up HDDs to concentrate on SSDs.
Their LCDs were really good, on phones and TVs. My samsung TV is over 10 years old and still decent, just the tuner died last year. 9 years is a good run though.



I've got a 24" Samsung LCD monitor I bought in 2009 that's still just as good as the day I bought it. I use a Spyder3 to calibrate it a few times a year. Zero bad pixels and very accurate colors.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's also terrible because that V12 was really, really bad. Though not as bad as the Subaru Flat-12 F1 engine or this;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakspeed_891


It didn't use their first F1 V12 from the 1989 season (which was awful and only qualified for two races before Zakspeed left the team), it used their redesigned 3.5 V12 from the 1991 season, which made 400 HP in the detuned street form, at the lofty speed of 10,000 RPM.

I don't know what you consider 'bad', but a 400 HP 3.5 liter that can spin up to 10k RPM in street legal trim in 1991 is nowhere near 'bad'. That's still a pretty impressive power-displacement ratio by today's standards for an NA engine - it's a similar power figure as the slightly bigger engine in the 1999-2005 Ferrari 360 Modena (which had a 3.6 V8 that made 400 HP at 8500 RPM).

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
They used a V8 in 1989. The V12 came later and was universally regarded as poo poo. Their V10 was much better although I think they were just paying Judd to do it at that point.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Human Grand Prix posted:

They used a V8 in 1989. The V12 came later and was universally regarded as poo poo. Their V10 was much better although I think they were just paying Judd to do it at that point.

poo poo by F1 standards is still ridiculous fast by street standards.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I just bought a Samsung oven/range :(

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





leica posted:

I just bought a Samsung oven/range :(

Check with your agent, make sure your homeowners has good fire coverage.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
I saw some terrible car stuff yesterday. No pictures, they wouldn't have conveyed the situation anyway.

I'm driving home on a smallish highway with a speed limit of 60. Nothing crazy. I catch a glimpse of a Gallardo Spyder up ahead. Gorgeous metallic orange paint. Top down, OK, maybe this is someone who actually appreciates the car (I see frustratingly few ragtops with the top down around here, even on perfect days).

Then I realize that we're all catching up to him - fast. None of us are speeding, we are all traveling just about 60 MPH and we are just breezin' on by. The driver doesn't look that old until I come up alongside him and I see this is clearly an older man, just with dyed hair, probably a fair amount of plastic surgery. Just a-starin' straight ahead, supercar idling down the highway at 45-50 MPH.

That poor engine must be choked with carbon :(

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!
Canadian winters aren't that bad, are they?

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



PopeOnARope posted:

Canadian winters aren't that bad, are they?

:catstare:


"Patina"

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Panty Saluter posted:

I saw some terrible car stuff yesterday. No pictures, they wouldn't have conveyed the situation anyway.

I'm driving home on a smallish highway with a speed limit of 60. Nothing crazy. I catch a glimpse of a Gallardo Spyder up ahead. Gorgeous metallic orange paint. Top down, OK, maybe this is someone who actually appreciates the car (I see frustratingly few ragtops with the top down around here, even on perfect days).

Then I realize that we're all catching up to him - fast. None of us are speeding, we are all traveling just about 60 MPH and we are just breezin' on by. The driver doesn't look that old until I come up alongside him and I see this is clearly an older man, just with dyed hair, probably a fair amount of plastic surgery. Just a-starin' straight ahead, supercar idling down the highway at 45-50 MPH.

That poor engine must be choked with carbon :(

I still don't understand why olds aren't required to renew their license every year after a certain age the way they are if they have a pilots license. My grandfather is 90 years old and still has his pilots license, and oddly enough has the ability to drive the speed limit.

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Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

veedubfreak posted:

I still don't understand why olds aren't required to renew their license every year after a certain age the way they are if they have a pilots license. My grandfather is 90 years old and still has his pilots license, and oddly enough has the ability to drive the speed limit.

Because olds have nothing better to do than vote and will crush any politician that comes after them. Also, the AARP will also crush any politician that comes after them. Basically trying to pass legislation like that would be a political death sentence.

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