Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Elohssa Gib posted:

I'm gonna die anyway why not enjoy food and drink?


Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

lol

Here's a classic.


Is that homebrew, or are there really places you can get cheap beer in plastic pop bottle form?

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

I wonder how this guy would react if you suggested he bet his pillow wife on a hand, and then he lost.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Data Graham posted:

What's funny is that there's no way the person who made the complaint knows a loopback address when he sees it, so he had to have been given it by some streaming server that he set up on his own machine to serve stolen movies, probably a component of some torrent client.

that's v. Funny

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Useless posted:

Is that homebrew, or are there really places you can get cheap beer in plastic pop bottle form?
Malt liquor.

corillon
Jun 18, 2004

When you giggle you leak piss.
Grimey Drawer

That is genius, if you sit down at the table and start losing money to that guy you know you're going to chase it. You can't go home having lost money to the guy with an anime pillow.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Hirayuki posted:

Malt liquor.

Urine.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
My cousin thought he was lactose intolerant so he didn't drink milk for 2 years. Turns out he just farts a lot.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
I'm lactose intolerant. Take a Lactaid before dairy. It works for me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Milk derail? 100+ posts?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Say Nothing posted:

Milk derail? 100+ posts?


Derail? No. Check the title. This is the Milk Thread.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

tomstuart posted:

is that a glass of cum

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kheldarn posted:

Derail? No. Check the title. This is the Milk Thread.

I won't tolerate this!

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Say Nothing posted:

I won't tolerate this!





Goes great with milk.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

is this a real thing or like a parody thing?

the guy screaming an image of cat anus is what's throwing me off

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Every speech bubble is incredible and I want a hi-res version of each of them

Clown?
NO CLOWN!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Is this what furries think they look like?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

TontoCorazon posted:

Is this what furries think they look like?

Furries? Delusional? Never!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

Data Graham posted:

No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH

(Takes glasses off while leaning forward over desk)
Continue.

oldpainless has a new favorite as of 05:29 on Jul 24, 2015

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

TontoCorazon posted:

Is this what furries think they look like?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



oldpainless posted:

(Takes glasses off while leaking forward over desk)
Continue.

I thought Data Graham was the one with the leaking issue :confused:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

If you refer to my original post you'll find I made no such error and you edited your quote for some crazy reason.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Johnny Aztec posted:

Furries? Delusional? Never!

I guess I should know better.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


That Fursuit looks like a 40 year old ex convict, not messing with him drat

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Errbody wanna wear a fur suit
Errbody lookin for a dispute

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Skippy McPants posted:

I don't understand how people can drink whole milk. It's like downing a glass of pure cream, way to rich.


Sometimes when I'm feeling like a need a calorie bomb I'll drink iced half and half. It's loving delicious. It also makes the best hot chocolate.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Sinners Sandwich posted:

That Fursuit looks like a 40 year old ex convict, not messing with him drat

Woke this mornin
Bought yourself some foam...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I used to drink about two litres of unskimmed milk a day in my adolescence. Mostly because my afternoons were full of manual labour on the family 'lifestyle block'. So I'd come in with a parched throat and sweat all over me and (depending on the season) several degrees of heat stroke, and the choice was either the chilled, cold, almost icey milk in the fridge or the lukewarm, kinda metallic water from the kitchen taps.

poo poo, now I'm thirsty.

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

Best Squig

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


Huh. Turns out sharks do have feet.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQk8T5RNGjs

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

So first they mention the various associations that recommend drinking milk as a way to improve bone health. Then they list a bunch of studies that show that people with poor bone health are more likely to drink milk. Then they conclude that drinking milk causes poor bone health.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

Is this what furries think they look like?

More flab.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Literally Esoteric has a new favorite as of 08:57 on Jul 24, 2015

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

SplitSoul posted:

Huh. Turns out sharks do have feet.

This Summer... Only on SyFy... Shark Race...
*Explosion, a scantily clad woman drenched in cheap CGI blood, an old man with a shotgun*
You can't outrun your death.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:


Bloodborne expansion confirmed.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lady Morgaga
Aug 27, 2012

by Smythe

Three-nippled Cow has very specific fetish, but I'm glad Space Cat found his love.

  • Locked thread