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Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjQpC_0Smw4

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Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

I like adam sandler only because he got the better of Sony Pictures. Thats the only reason he's able to do what he does, and Sony Pictures can't stop him, it's truly amazing.

if I was in his shoes I'd do the same thing.

Now, Uwe Boll on the other hand......

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Beast of Bourbon posted:

i'm doug stanhope and that's why i drink

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ABOVE: German Filmmaker and twisted gasmask girl fetishist Uwe Boll pummels internet funneyman Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka as retribution for a scalding takedown on known internet cesspool Something is Awful.com (AP)

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Smythe posted:

ABOVE: German Filmmaker and twisted gasmask girl fetishist Uwe Boll pummels internet funneyman Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka as retribution for a scalding takedown on known internet cesspool Something is Awful.com (AP)

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

goons can't even keep somethingisawful.com up. its sad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mitchell and web couldnt write this poo poo

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

As a Millennial I posted:

btw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugV6cLgwomo
is what became pixels teh adam sandler movie. somebody at Happy Madison saw this and thought yeah, let's make this into a two hour movie where kevin james is teh president.

aren't those actually voxels

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



o'doyle rules

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

holds up

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Dr Thorpe posted:

It's going to take you a while to find any content. Often there is none.

much like my posting

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




Jesus christ :eyepop:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

jre posted:

Jesus christ :eyepop:

don't click

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

qirex posted:

this needs a name because I agree with it, good welfare state + let business do [almost] whatever

conservative socialism, apparently
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/23/opinion/socialism-american-style.html

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

it appears he is suggesting it should be investigated on a national scale

a conservative national socialism of sorts

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
e pluribus unum volk, unum reich, unum fuhrer

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Despite holding an office party with Twitter-branded beer pong tables and a sign in Greek- style lettering that read "Twitter Frat House," Twitter's male-dominated culture is nothing like that of an American college fraternity, says Twitter. [...]

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Elder Postsman posted:

aren't those actually voxels

actual voxels have different sizes don't they

unless you learned the word "voxel" from minecraft and its ilk, you dumb baby

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i'm probably wrong actually.

Enderzero
Jun 19, 2001

The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold

As a Millennial I posted:

actual voxels have different sizes don't they

unless you learned the word "voxel" from minecraft and its ilk, you dumb baby

voxel is just a 3d pixel i thought. takes up discrete volume

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Enderzero posted:

voxel is just a 3d pixel i thought. takes up discrete volume

LAME

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"


owned

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

As a Millennial I posted:

i'm probably wrong actually.

"volumetric pixel" just the concept of a pixel in a 2d space extended to 3d space

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

:cumpolice:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



http://newsroom.uber.com/2015/07/icecream2015/

uber drivers being turned into ice dream delivery workers

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

triple sulk posted:

http://newsroom.uber.com/2015/07/icecream2015/

uber drivers being turned into ice dream delivery workers

wow, so cool! now i want ice cream!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

same.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

triple sulk posted:

http://newsroom.uber.com/2015/07/icecream2015/

uber drivers being turned into ice dream delivery workers

lol so randome! internet doge pepe floppy hat! cheese whiz cat!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

graph posted:

wow, so cool! now i want ice cream!

i stopped to get ice cream :) hehe, you win this time, uber.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
If you thought you were against our jitney gypsy cab service, HEY ICE CREAM*!!

* Sponsored by Capital One - "What's in you're wallet?"™

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

As a Millennial I posted:

actual voxels have different sizes don't they

unless you learned the word "voxel" from minecraft and its ilk, you dumb baby

i learned it from promotional materials for Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
was radio surfing on the drive to work this morning and found that uber is advertising for drivers on AM radio

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

can we please move on from my voxel embarrassment.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

As a Millennial I posted:

can we please move on from my voxel embarrassment.

have you tried getting over it with a nice Ice Cream treat, c/o Capital One and Uber? What's in your wallet? Anywhere on the strip for 10 bucks! No? Who are you, a cop?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i can't move on. i can't let go. please don't tell the judge i have several restraining ord

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i learned it from promotional materials for Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun

I remember when the first Delta Force game came out, swedish PC Gamer wrote a lot about it being the first fps or whatever to use voxels.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

As a Millennial I posted:

can we please move on from my voxel embarrassment.

sid meier's alpha centauri used voxels :allears:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

http://newsroom.uber.com/2015/07/icecream2015/

uber drivers being turned into ice dream delivery workers

didn't they do this last year and it was a huge* resounding** success***

*most people didn't get I cream
**people got charged like :tenbux: for ice cream because the app hosed up ordering
***those that did get ice cream got some half melted chipwiches or bars

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

someone on the facebook tried to order ice cream and ordered a regular uber instead. lol.

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
great job, guys! this really promoted our jitney cab brand and really stuck it to the career, licensed/legal cab drivers. those fucks. loving fucks. mission a-fuckin-complished.

you just got ... ... disrupted!!!

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