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Soul Dentist posted:Getting shivers thinking about how spray eggs are vegetarian friendly Eggs are vegetarian.
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Soul Dentist posted:Getting shivers thinking about how spray eggs are vegetarian friendly Ostensibly it doesn't harm the chicken to get the egg. They're not vegan by any stretch of the imagination, but they're definitely vegetarian.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:13
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This hardly counts as anti-food porn in any respect, but it's so ridiculous that I can't help but post it anyways. I guess it might as well count just by virtue of the horrible things it'd to to your body and teeth. Ice cream surrounded by cotton candy, with a big... Something up top. I think I got a cavity just looking at it. But I would totally try it.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:25
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This hardly counts as anti-food porn in any respect, but it's so ridiculous that I can't help but post it anyways. I guess it might as well count just by virtue of the horrible things it'd to to your body and teeth. Toasted marshmallow on top?
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Jul 26, 2015 04:11
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Looks like. Also some caramel popcorn tossed on, cause why not?
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Jul 26, 2015 04:27
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canis minor posted:GISing it gave me this: http://wewantplates.com/ - enjoy. Pomp posted:why is the shovel on a plate 
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Jul 26, 2015 07:37
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PubicMice posted:Peak douchefood. Well when you think about it, a spaghetti omelette is what you get when you gently caress up a carbonara.
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Jul 26, 2015 12:01
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Kakairo posted:Oh, what a goldmine! I don't give a gently caress, that is the metalest way to eat.. tiny flower covered tarts? And I will fight anyone who says I can't eat my cute baked goods off a skull like a man, damnit! cash crab posted:
I've lived In a seedy stoner house where they discovered a pair of cockroaches living in the timer display of the microwave and kept it because it was "cute", and that microwave makes me feel more ill than that did. Jesus. Yolo Swaggins Esq has a new favorite as of 17:26 on Jul 26, 2015 |
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Jul 26, 2015 14:45
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That loving microwave.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This hardly counts as anti-food porn in any respect, but it's so ridiculous that I can't help but post it anyways. I guess it might as well count just by virtue of the horrible things it'd to to your body and teeth. That looks like what they would give you when you get to heaven.
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Jul 26, 2015 15:13
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Underwater Shoe posted:"Deconstructed" English breakfasts are hilarious. 90% of "deconstructed" dishes are probably poo poo unless they come out of a kitchen where the chefs go through dozens of variations until they produce a product that looks completely different but still has the expected flavor profile with a hint of something new and unique. David Chang showed off some great examples of that in mind of a chef, my favorite was his "Eggs Benedict." It's such a great series because he shits all over the idea that you need to make something super fancy and use high tech equipment to get it right when most of the time its so simple to do most households would have the equipment needed but maybe not the special geletins or binders.  Egg yolks are mixed with a binding agent that lets them solidfy a bit in a tube, then just squeezed out, the squares are gelled hollandaise sauce coated in toasted english muffin bread crumbs then fried, there's dried parma ham in the yolks, and chive and black salt for flavor. The point of the dish is that anyone familiar with the flavor of Eggs Benedict will get almost the exact same taste they're used to but in a completely new way. English Breakfast is supposed to be a hearty, greasy mess, and there's really no way to make that into a fancy dish. But holy poo poo do people waste their time trying.
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Jul 26, 2015 15:34
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This hardly counts as anti-food porn in any respect, but it's so ridiculous that I can't help but post it anyways. I guess it might as well count just by virtue of the horrible things it'd to to your body and teeth. Holy poo poo, that's what my Facebook feeds been full of! I legit thought it was a weird gimmick plate thing. It's kinda close to where I'm usually in the city most days, and I kinda really want to try eating that big Ol sugar cloud, but just looking at it makes my teeth hurt. If they do savoury gelato I am so doing this though.
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Jul 26, 2015 17:40
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subpar anachronism posted:Irving and bringmyfishback are right- they're 'gluten free sugar free low carb' marshmallows. What. I mean...I get the idea behind sugar free chocolate if you're diabetic but there's at least something in them besides sugar. This is like making "gluten free sugar free low carb" cotton candy. What's the point? Marshmallows are fluffed sugar that you can toast up. That's it.
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Jul 26, 2015 18:12
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Holy poo poo, that's what my Facebook feeds been full of! I legit thought it was a weird gimmick plate thing. Whatever it is, it looks badly photoshopped—and yet, apparently, wasn't.
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Jul 26, 2015 18:18
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Irving posted:What. I mean...I get the idea behind sugar free chocolate if you're diabetic but there's at least something in them besides sugar. This is like making "gluten free sugar free low carb" cotton candy. What's the point? Marshmallows are fluffed sugar that you can toast up. That's it. The same reason you'll see 'gluten free' on bottles of soap, because marketing, and people are ignorant.
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Jul 26, 2015 18:29
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KakerMix posted:The same reason you'll see 'gluten free' on bottles of soap, because marketing, and people are ignorant. Or why you will see it on packages of unprocessed meat...
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Jul 26, 2015 18:44
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I don't give a gently caress, that is the metalest way to eat.. tiny flower covered tarts? And I will fight anyone who says I can't eat my cute baked goods off a skull like a man, damnit! This made me laugh really hard. KakerMix posted:The same reason you'll see 'gluten free' on bottles of soap, because marketing, and people are ignorant. This must be a joke.
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Jul 26, 2015 20:36
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Jul 26, 2015 21:22
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Yaaaay! Wet cat food. My favourite.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:29
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cash crab posted:Yaaaay! Wet cat food. My favourite. Looks like wet cat food spat back up actually.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:34
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Jul 26, 2015 21:40
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cash crab posted:This made me laugh really hard. Please don't mistake this for defending it, but gluten/wheat derivatives is/are used in all sorts of non-food items as binding agents which can potentially aggravate a gluten sensitivity.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:54
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cash crab posted:This must be a joke. Oh they're out there in plenty. I'm not sure if the trace amounts of soap/conditioner you ingest during a shower/face washing would ever have enough gluten to trigger even the most sensitive of celiacs, but those companies feel the labeling helps them in some way.
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Jul 26, 2015 22:08
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axolotl farmer posted:offical breakfast of the Luftwaffle 
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Jul 26, 2015 22:18
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The Ferret King posted:Oh they're out there in plenty. It can, though. I am friends with a woman who is literally that sensitive. She will get terribly sick if she doesn't have gluten free soap, not just because of ingestion. It's exposure, period, for her.
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Jul 26, 2015 22:57
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A girl I was in undergrad with couldn't drink from Tim Hortons because their cups were lined with something gluten based. This was like six years ago before the whole gluten-free thing really blew up though.
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Jul 27, 2015 00:01
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Toriori posted:A girl I was in undergrad with couldn't drink from Tim Hortons because their cups were lined with something gluten based. This was like six years ago before the whole gluten-free thing really blew up though. It's gotta suck hard to have actual celiac disease or an acute wheat allergy. Not only are you stuck with a life altering illness, but one that's become a dieting fad, so you've also got to put up with a ton of people spuriously assuming that you're just being a picky new-age kook. Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 01:43 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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Jul 27, 2015 00:36
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The Ferret King posted:Oh they're out there in plenty. Two docs told me to check to see if it helped my eczema (all my products were gluten-free already, so so much for that idea). And I just have the "terrible digestive upheaval" variety of no gluten, not the "Jesus Christ, call 911" kind.
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Jul 27, 2015 00:39
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Yeah the 911 was the kind the girl I know has. As in, salad dressing was just salt and pepper she had to be that careful. We went on a class trip and I was so annoyed with the celiac spiel she had to go through at every restaurant by the end of the trip.
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Jul 27, 2015 01:24
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It blows. I just cook at home for the most part. Going out to eat is both risky and obnoxious for both me and the restaurant staff.
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Jul 27, 2015 01:39
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Rollersnake posted:Whatever it is, it looks badly photoshopped—and yet, apparently, wasn't. It's gelato topped with candied popcorn/nuts and what I think is a toasted marshmallow, then wrapped in a shitload of fairy floss. Because gently caress your teeth, that's why.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:19
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Skippy McPants posted:It's gotta suck hard to have actual celiac disease or an acute wheat allergy. Not only are you stuck with a life altering illness, but one that's become a dieting fad, so you've also got to put up with a ton of people spuriously assuming that you're just being a picky new-age kook. On the other hand you have a LOT more choices and variety to choose from.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:28
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The Ferret King posted:Oh they're out there in plenty. I was tested for it once, and was told that during the period before my results came back I wasn't even allowed to have Coke. All I ate for seven days was spinach and mozzarella. Tragic. Speaking of which, a woman I went to high school with had Celiac's (and her name was Celianne, which always made me laugh) and she was forced to make her own wedding cake. Apparently it involved about 20 bricks of cream cheese and someone tried to get into an argument with her at the grocery store.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:38
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cash crab posted:Speaking of which, a woman I went to high school with had Celiac's (and her name was Celianne, which always made me laugh) and she was forced to make her own wedding cake. Apparently it involved about 20 bricks of cream cheese and someone tried to get into an argument with her at the grocery store. Was this in the eighties, or outside the US? I feel like most places in 'murica are probably pretty used to people buying double dozen cartloads of of cream-cheese these days.
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Jul 27, 2015 04:10
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http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/display-your-culinary-creations/high-meat-recipe-preparation-for-more-advanced-rafers/  that whole forum is hilarious
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Jul 27, 2015 05:14
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:It's gelato topped with candied popcorn/nuts and what I think is a toasted marshmallow, then wrapped in a shitload of fairy floss. You know when you go to the carnival or state fair once a year it's okay to have one of these monstrosities and some deep fried butter to go with it. As long as you're not eating this sort of stuff every day I really don't see what the big deal is. It's food as novelty and ironic excess, it's not meant to be a thing you eat more than once. Content: 
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Jul 27, 2015 05:31
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Hello thread, So on saturday night, Mrs Ratbastard and I decided that we had too little sodium in our diet. That, coupled with being parents of 2 children under 3, we decided to shorten our lives for your entertainment. Behold, the Pizza Hut Four'N Twenty stuffed crust pizza.  Or, as we received it...  We rolled with the BBQ meatlovers option, which was a bad idea.  The pizza dough under each of the pies was rather underdone and doughy. The pies themselves were small, and the filling tepid.  I spent the next 6 hours deciding whether or not to have gas and assorted fluids violently erupt from my rear end, but I slept on it and no major catastrophes ensued. It was a cold night in the city of Melbourne, and it wasn't worth the 10 minute walk to pick up this underwhelming dinner. I'm a guy who likes pizza, and also 'party pies' as they are called in the local vernacular. This disappointed on both counts. Thanks for your time.
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Jul 27, 2015 05:58
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johnnyratbastard posted:Hello thread, at least they named the pizza right cause I can't imagine even wanting that thing in my mouth unless I was high or hungover as gently caress
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Jul 27, 2015 06:47
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What, exactly, is in those little pies? And why is this monstrosity of gluttony not available in 'Murcia, the land of overeating?
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Jul 27, 2015 06:47
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EZipperelli posted:What, exactly, is in those little pies? And why is this monstrosity of gluttony not available in 'Murcia, the land of overeating? The pies are filled with 'beef' mince and gravy.
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cyberia posted:The pies are filled with 'beef' mince and gravy. Yes. Imagine a partially warmed lumpy gluten paste that slightly tastes of beef.
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