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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


I don't feel like this is a problem. Plus it pisses off the Turks which is always hilarious.

E: Hillary should make this part of her campaign if Jeb Bush gets the repub nomination. "Well, at least my dad didn't tell the Kurds we were going to help them and then let them get slaughtered."

E2: Kurdistan becomes our new Israel, and we can tell actual Israel to get hosed. feels good man

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jul 25, 2015

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

And if ISIS gets blown up with the Kurds?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Turks gonna turk.
Do you think Armenia might like a nuclear missile? I do.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is honestly in large part thanks to Roe v Wade. By aborting unwanted babies starting in the 70s, there was a large drop in the highest crime causing demographic, teenage to mid 20s poor men starting in the early 90s. It's one of the biggest contributing factors to the crime rate drop off.

There's some evidence that reduced lead exposure, primarily from leaded gas, is involved in crime reduction.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Lead-crime_hypothesis

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

In case you didn't see it last week, obama was on the daily show. he did about 40 minutes, which is goddamn insane. They aired 18 minutes of it and tossed the rest online, mainly stuff on the va.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88H2HWEXrw
(this is the unaired stuff)


i find it pretty fuckin crazy that to have an interview like this with a sitting president he has to go onto a comedy show

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

In case you didn't see it last week, obama was on the daily show. he did about 40 minutes, which is goddamn insane. They aired 18 minutes of it and tossed the rest online, mainly stuff on the va.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88H2HWEXrw
(this is the unaired stuff)


i find it pretty fuckin crazy that to have an interview like this with a sitting president he has to go onto a comedy show

He did Marc Marons podcast recently as well. Maybe he really likes comedians.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Caconym posted:

He did Marc Marons podcast recently as well. Maybe he really likes comedians.

i just think they're the only ones letting him set the tone and give the message

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Caconym posted:

He did Marc Marons podcast recently as well. Maybe he really likes comedians.

Second termitis. He knows he can capably handle any interview short of Art Bell screaming, "DRONES IN YEMEN, JADE HELM" for 30 min, so there's no reason not to take sympathetic-but-loosely-structured interviews. I suspect this is how he secretly hoped his whole first term would go.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Yeah his interview with Maron was great. Gonna miss going the rest of my life without having a personable President. 2016 is so loving depressing.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Second termitis. He knows he can capably handle any interview short of Art Bell screaming, "DRONES IN YEMEN, JADE HELM" for 30 min, so there's no reason not to take sympathetic-but-loosely-structured interviews. I suspect this is how he secretly hoped his whole first term would go.

Jon Stewart did ask him about Yemen. He did pretty good I thought.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Some Kurd read our posts, the PKK just declared the cease fire with Turkey is over.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Another good ol fashioned civil war in the middle east? Impossible...

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Equine Don posted:

Another good ol fashioned civil war in the middle east? Impossible...

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

VikingSkull posted:

Some Kurd read our posts, the PKK just declared the cease fire with Turkey is over.

Well turkey did bomb them a few days ago.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

ded posted:

Well turkey did bomb them a few days ago.

This is turning into the Kurdistan war of independence isn't it?

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Flikken posted:

This is turning into the Kurdistan war of independence isn't it?

Pretty sure that's been going for a long time.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the mideast is basically turning into a real life game of Warhammer 40k, it's great

I hope the mud elves kill all the sand orcs, then the Imperium can come in and take the fuel from the anime things

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Equine Don posted:

Another good ol fashioned civil war in the middle east? Impossible...

Amazon and eBay have plenty of unsold flags they can donate to the cause.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Flikken posted:

This is turning into the Kurdistan war of independence isn't it?

YPG/PKK military action in Iraq and Syria has always been about seeking independence for their own Kurdish country. That's why Turkey has been hesitant to provide any type of support for military action up until recently.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Whip Slagcheek posted:

YPG/PKK military action in Iraq and Syria has always been about seeking independence for their own Kurdish country. That's why Turkey has been hesitant to provide any type of support for military action up until recently.

Yeah, that goes without saying but are the Kurds going to make a grab at the Turkish parts of Kurdistan now?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Let's hope so because gently caress Turkey. Also all those other places. Go Kurdistan!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Flikken posted:

Yeah, that goes without saying but are the Kurds going to make a grab at the Turkish parts of Kurdistan now?

Inshallah.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm terrified that if a Kurdish nation comes into existence, in 40 years they'll be right up with the other local fuckheads, brutally executing religious minorities etc. But I have high hopes.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm terrified that if a Kurdish nation comes into existence, in 40 years they'll be right up with the other local fuckheads, brutally executing religious minorities etc. But I have high hopes.
There's only one way to find out!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



To be fair, there's no way they could make that part of the world worse, and they're already starting from a more moderate point on rights for women and political minorities.

Introducing a dangerous new country can only make the middle east better.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

To be fair, there's no way they could make that part of the world worse, and they're already starting from a more moderate point on rights for women and political minorities.


And 30 years ago Afghanistan was surprisingly liberal and functioning as a modern nation-state.


I actually agree, though.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

there's no way they could make that part of the world worse
Well, you say that...

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
yeah I have those same doubts, I don't think we should issue a challenge like that because they might just surprise* us

*wouldn't actually surprise us

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

there's no way they could make that part of the world worse, introducing a dangerous new country can only make the middle east better.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Flikken posted:

Yeah, that goes without saying but are the Kurds going to make a grab at the Turkish parts of Kurdistan now?

I mean, that's been Turkey's fear because the PKK has been rumbling for independence for years now in SE Turkey. The fight with ISIS has really hosed up their peace talks.

Who knows though, because a lot of the Kurdish groups don't get along with each other.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Godholio posted:

And 30 years ago Afghanistan was surprisingly liberal and functioning as a modern nation-state.


I actually agree, though.

Monarchies do a pretty good job maintaining order in their own diverse lands even in modern times apparently. Shame about what they do to their neighbors, though, but we're not that much different in that respect.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If you take a 200 year long snapshot of any form of government, you usually find the same thing. Democracies, republics, monarchies...basically everything except dictatorships and communist/socialist paradises can last for centuries. France has managed to gently caress up basically every one of them, though.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

To be fair, there's no way they could make that part of the world worse, and they're already starting from a more moderate point on rights for women and political minorities.

Introducing a dangerous new country can only make the middle east better.

Hrm yes female genital mutilation is very moderate. loving idiot.

It is good the Turkomen are finally giving the Kurds what they deserve. I don't even understand why you loving idiots love the Kurds so much anyway. "Oh, I met some Kurds once and they were so much more COMPETENT than the Iraqi goatfuckers leftover retards after we fired everyone that was in a professional army. I wonder why the Kurds are more competent than these third-rate leftover retards we have to train?" Lmao, just lmao.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
A woman in West Virginia may have shot and killed an active serial killer.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-say/?tid=sm_fb

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

fits my needs posted:

Hrm yes female genital mutilation is very moderate. loving idiot.

Compared to other groups in the region (context is a bitch, isn't it) yes they are.

Edit: You're right that the bar is set pretty drat low.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
don't engage the weird yospos guy

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
After reading Kung Pow chat and the games thread (prior to Elite) I'm not sure most of you are any better.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

A woman in West Virginia may have shot and killed an active serial killer.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-say/?tid=sm_fb

:stare:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

fits my needs posted:

Hrm yes female genital mutilation is very moderate. loving idiot.

It is good the Turkomen are finally giving the Kurds what they deserve. I don't even understand why you loving idiots love the Kurds so much anyway. "Oh, I met some Kurds once and they were so much more COMPETENT than the Iraqi goatfuckers leftover retards after we fired everyone that was in a professional army. I wonder why the Kurds are more competent than these third-rate leftover retards we have to train?" Lmao, just lmao.

shut up you loving cockstain

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

fits my needs posted:

Hrm yes female genital mutilation is very moderate. loving idiot.

It is good the Turkomen are finally giving the Kurds what they deserve. I don't even understand why you loving idiots love the Kurds so much anyway. "Oh, I met some Kurds once and they were so much more COMPETENT than the Iraqi goatfuckers leftover retards after we fired everyone that was in a professional army. I wonder why the Kurds are more competent than these third-rate leftover retards we have to train?" Lmao, just lmao.

Hrm yes my expert opinion as an internet poster


krispykremessuck posted:

don't engage the weird yospos guy

MAXIMUM WARP, ENGAGE!

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm terrified that if a Kurdish nation comes into existence, in 40 years they'll be right up with the other local fuckheads, brutally executing religious minorities etc. But I have high hopes.

Well they're already being pretty big dicks to the Arabs who are trying to return home to the areas the YPG has retaken from ISIS.

Of course "being discriminatory dicks" isn't quite on the same level as "engaged in literal ethnic cleansing," so there's that. But give them time.

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