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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Given the previous tattoo, all those make me think is "Tinkerbells do fart".

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Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy
The world's skeeziest photographer is getting called out by the roller derby community for being sleazy and not respecting women. Here's his tattoo tribute to his favorite $4/hour Ciudad Juarez sexual slavery clubs brothels

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Skippy McPants posted:

Doesn't Tinkerbell flap her wings to fly? Wouldn't getting them pierced leave her grounded? I'm over thinking this, aren't I?

It's a police tag.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

MissEchelon posted:

Australian addresses don't typically include city names.


Er... Yes they do.

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home

MissEchelon posted:

Australian addresses don't typically include city names.

P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney, NSW

:colbert:

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Skippy McPants posted:

Doesn't Tinkerbell flap her wings to fly? Wouldn't getting them pierced leave her grounded? I'm over thinking this, aren't I?

The Tinkerbell stays where it is and the wings move the universe around it.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Istari posted:

Er... Yes they do.

suburbs not cities

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Skippy McPants posted:

Doesn't Tinkerbell flap her wings to fly? Wouldn't getting them pierced leave her grounded? I'm over thinking this, aren't I?

Maybe being grounded is why she's drinking that poison. :emo:

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Skippy McPants posted:

Doesn't Tinkerbell flap her wings to fly? Wouldn't getting them pierced leave her grounded? I'm over thinking this, aren't I?

I thought the same thing. Also why would you want a trashy tinkerbell to represent you. I'm cute, but also an alcoholic

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ChairmanMeow posted:

I thought the same thing. Also why would you want a trashy tinkerbell to represent you. I'm cute, but also an alcoholic

Oh so you met my ex my girlfriend

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


MissEchelon posted:

Australian addresses don't typically include city names.



Quiet, you, this is wonderful and good.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

strap on revenge posted:

suburbs not cities

I stand corrected.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


^^^ I think I need a break from this thread.

I can't even remember if this has been posted before... Even if it has, it deserves another shot:

TINY T-REX ARMS
Feb 12, 2011

Miaou posted:

So uh, what causes this exactly


African Americans tend to scar pretty badly and are more prone to getting keloid scars, which sucks hardcore. I got like, four from getting my ears pierced as a teenager trying to be edgy and the steroid injections to get rid of them hurt like a bitch. My doctor doesn't even wanna remove them physically because they'll probably come back. I pity that poor gently caress.


...Seriously, how the hell do you tattoo someone that badly to give them horrible, upraised scarring???

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Probably a combo platter of person prone to keloids + allergy to some ingredient in the tattoo ink + incompetent tattoo person.

Poor guy.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

I tend to form keloids, and that is way beyond keloids. That's like targeted synthol injections. Disgusting.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
might as well go whole hog and get your orc costume down pat at that point

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Do keloid scars hurt?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

BrigadierSensible posted:

Do keloid scars hurt?

I have one where my arm was almost ripped off. It is more sensitive than the skin around it but its not something that aches all the time.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Dienes posted:

...my arm was almost ripped off....

:staredog: Er... what?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dienes posted:

I have one where my arm was almost ripped off. It is more sensitive than the skin around it but its not something that aches all the time.

Okay, buddy, we are going to need a little bit of background re: your experiences with potential dismemberment.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

Do keloid scars hurt?

I have one and in my case, no. It's only small, not some crazy poo poo like that tattoo though. And re: the person who said that was "beyond keloids" yeah they can definitely be that big and even bigger/more horrifying.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

1redflag posted:

Okay, buddy, we are going to need a little bit of background re: your experiences with potential dismemberment.

Its not an exciting story. Going down a steep hill on my bike, its a freshly graveled road out in the country. Hit a pothole the wrong way, fall over onto my shoulder. Hit hard enough to gently caress up the bone but had enough momentum to keep sliding downhill. The gravel was like 25 grit sandpaper and basically scraped away all the flesh from the joint. When I got to the hospital my arm was hanging loosely and I couldn't move it. They essentially treated it like a 3rd degree burn on a broken arm, and I had to stop by a medical office for dressing changes several times a day at first. Now arm works fine but my shoulder has this sensitive lump of scar tissue in the middle of it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


FAM-UH-LY



She's dedicated to this idea, I give her that

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jul 27, 2015

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mizuti posted:



It's a ghastly looking Tinkerbell tattoo based off of a cliché Tinkerbell design with a bird added because why not?

Tinkerbell is a tiny fairy. How small is that bird?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Scratch Monkey posted:



She's dedicated to this idea, I give her that

I'm 90% certain the I heart Africa part is in the Disney font too, which is pure :psyduck:

E: vvv woops, phone postin vvv

fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Jul 28, 2015

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
oh, "Disney font" thought I was having a stroke

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Scratch Monkey posted:



FAM-UH-LY



She's dedicated to this idea, I give her that

The tip of south africa looks diseased.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:) This person's tattoo has gingivitis and I think that's great

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

fullroundaction posted:

I'm 90% certain the I heart Africa part is in the Disney font too, which is pure :psyduck:

E: vvv woops, phone postin vvv

That looks more like the Simpsons font, which is even better, somehow.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Pastry of the Year posted:

That looks more like the Simpsons font, which is even better, somehow.


I realize those are supposed to be gold teeth, but man, they look so weird. Like staple on his mouth

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Speaking of...



Not sure if this is awful or actually awesome

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

voting awesome

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Zaphod42 posted:

Speaking of...



Not sure if this is awful or actually awesome

Yeah this owns

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Yep, that one's brilliant.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Zaphod42 posted:

Speaking of...



Not sure if this is awful or actually awesome

I feel bad for Lenny.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
For joke tattoos, the difference is "would this be a funny t-shirt, or online fanart" vs "should I have this joke permantly drawn onto my body."

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

OldMemes posted:

For joke tattoos, the difference is "would this be a funny t-shirt, or online fanart" vs "should I have this joke permantly drawn onto my body."

this should be up in all shops

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