Mafia Discussion Thread: Calling Each Other Idiots in the Name of Fun

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derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

honda

# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:47

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:28

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

uranus posted:

honda

I agree. I had a Honda before, great cars.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:49

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

Magnus Gallant posted:

I agree. I had a Honda before, great cars.

8000 Honda matchbox cars?

# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:51

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I like Nissans but Hondas and Toyotas are solid too

# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:55

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Magnus Gallant posted:

What's a good car to buy? My insurance settlement came to 8k

I'm thinking about buying 8,000 matchbox cars.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:01

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

CCKeane posted:

Yes! I will buy one of these

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:02

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

I just got a Subaru Forester and I love it. Lets me haul things a little, super safe, super reliable, and more affordable than luxury cars or whatever.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:08

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Quidnose posted:

I just got a Subaru Forester and I love it. Lets me haul things a little, super safe, super reliable, and more affordable than luxury cars or whatever.

Subarus are great; they're the State Car up here.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:10

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

I would suggest a used dodge. Good all around. Reliable, good looking, often powerful under the hood. Plenty of space in something like a Stratus or Avenger.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:23

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

dodge neon worst car ive ever owned. like somethign out of a movie. feel incredibly lucky i was able to sell it for little over half what i paid, six months later

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:32

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

Everyone come join Asiina's CYOR (no link because phone posting). You know it's a good game when we're halfway to a d1 turbo before the game has even started!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:53

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

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EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Mar 27, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:55

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

EccoRaven posted:

my dad met honda once

Really? From the Honda famil?

Did he meet Honda shibiku or Honda akkodo?

Magnus Gallant fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 28, 2015

# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:58

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

I have no idea also I think those are actual cars.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:21

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

EccoRaven posted:

I have no idea also I think those are actual cars.

ecco i didn't know you spoke japanese

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:35

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

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EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Mar 27, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:37

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:38

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

The 16th Ecco incarnation was Japanese

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:40

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I know a few people that are big in reincarnation and all that and they were always Egyptian Pharoahs or queens and stuff. There are only soany, guys! Somebody is lying.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:43

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

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EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Mar 27, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:45

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

that's actually a pretty cool narrative for an entirely hogwash psychic

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I meant so many.

I find the idea of ghosts very silly because if I were a ghost I would troll the living constantly.

I mean like CONSTANTLY

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:46

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I'm going to be announcing a roller derby game next month and I want to inject some "little known historical facts" and could use some help as its a double header and will run pretty long.
I'm looking for onion type stuff where it's obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.
Keane, I'm looking at you here.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:50

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

If I ever became a ghost I'd haunt cckeane and backspace every time he spelt his name. Everyone would be all like "what's a cckean" and I'd just laugh and laugh.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:51

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Opopanax posted:

obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.

ecco dot text.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:51

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

What's a good car to buy? My insurance settlement came to 8k

I'm thinking about buying 8,000 matchbox cars.

If Storage Wars has taught me anything, Matchbox/Hot Wheels cars are stupid expensive, they always bid on lockers with toy car collections.

Netflix chat: me and the wife just binge watched Longmire (really good, but a bullshit cliffhanger), and now we are watching Farscape, which is just a treat. What have you all been watching, mafia thread?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:52

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

If Storage Wars has taught me anything, Matchbox/Hot Wheels cars are stupid expensive, they always bid on lockers with toy car collections.

Netflix chat: me and the wife just binge watched Longmire (really good, but a bullshit cliffhanger), and now we are watching Farscape, which is just a treat. What have you all been watching, mafia thread?

My weight!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:53

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

Opopanax posted:

I'm going to be announcing a roller derby game next month and I want to inject some "little known historical facts" and could use some help as its a double header and will run pretty long.
I'm looking for onion type stuff where it's obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.
Keane, I'm looking at you here.

Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity when he was just trying to get a kite to pull him on his roller blades.

Before the industrial revolution, Since biker ganhs didn't exist, roller blades gangs were the leather wearing punks.

Ayn rand once called roller blading the john galt of footwear based sports.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:54

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Magnus Gallant posted:

I agree. I had a Honda before, great cars.

Actually, this. My wife was driving a '99 Civic, and it was incredibly reliable. Did not fare well against a pine, however.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:54

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

is Canada just the US but with more maple syrup?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:56

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

snip

EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Mar 27, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:56

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CCKeane posted:

The face looks aftermarket, I've got a stock '89 I need to fix up.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:56

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

Opopanax posted:

I'm going to be announcing a roller derby game next month and I want to inject some "little known historical facts" and could use some help as its a double header and will run pretty long.
I'm looking for onion type stuff where it's obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.
Keane, I'm looking at you here.

I have so much fun writing stuff like that. A personal favorite (not mine, I saw it in a movie) : Jack the Ripper was actually... the Loch Ness Monster.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:58

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

Opopanax posted:

I'm going to be announcing a roller derby game next month and I want to inject some "little known historical facts" and could use some help as its a double header and will run pretty long.
I'm looking for onion type stuff where it's obviously ridiculous but you still believe it for a few seconds.
Keane, I'm looking at you here.

Fact: The reason FDR wore that blanket was to hide his roller skates.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:59

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Bigfoot is actually CCKeane with his shirt off.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:59

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.