Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

ecavalli posted:

How tall is Bryan outside of kayfabe?

Nobody in that photo is known as being particularly huge, yet he still looks diminutive.

Bryan refers to himself in the book as 5'8".

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Everyone else: Dead or fired

Or facepainted and crazy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

I Before E posted:

Or facepainted and crazy.

Or quit to go have kids with Edge.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

ecavalli posted:

How tall is Bryan outside of kayfabe?

Nobody in that photo is known as being particularly huge, yet he still looks diminutive.

Punk and Ryder are both 6'2" and they're the tallest people in that photo

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I Before E posted:

Or facepainted and crazy.


sticklefifer posted:

Or quit to go have kids with Edge.

All better fates than being Intercontinental Champion!

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

All better fates than being Intercontinental Champion!

goddamn, the truth of this hurts

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

I never thought there could be anything better than the Shawn Michaels AOL picture.





I was wrong.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So ECW would be Prodigy?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
TNA is earthlink

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Codependent Poster posted:

So ECW would be Prodigy?

Prodigy was WCW because Bob Ryder was the moderator of Prodigy Wrestlechat and was the original choice for Iraqi Defense Minister (and secretary of dated references.)

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010


Big Show, creator of the Dalek race.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
56k doesn't do him justice

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!






"discussin Madonna stories wae mad billy corgan fae smashing pumpkins he's aff his heed"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Nut Bunnies posted:

56k doesn't do him justice

He's got hands the size of typewrit... ah, gently caress.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Gavok posted:

He's got hands the size of typewrit... ah, gently caress.

Trinitron monitors?

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Needs an Impact logo on that front bumper

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Billy Corgan has looked miserable in every single picture I've seen him in since he joined TNA.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sticklefifer posted:

Billy Corgan has looked miserable in every single picture I've seen him in since he joined TNA.

Strange, you'd think the creative vision behind Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness would be a pretty happy-go-lucky kind of guy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
He was more a brooding sad at the time. This is just visible misery.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

billy corgan before joining the total nonstop action creative team

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

oatgan posted:

billy corgan before joining the total nonstop action creative team



Billy Corgan, smiling politely

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

oatgan posted:

billy corgan before joining the total nonstop action creative team



I'm starting to think he was the basis for Vincent D'onofrio's portrayal of Wilson Fisk.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CombineThresher posted:

I'm starting to think he was the basis for Vincent D'onofrio's portrayal of Wilson Fisk.

He looks more like Vincent D'onofrio's portrayal of Private Pyle. Or that egg-headed guy who invented Netscape.

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
I wonder if Vincent D'onofrio is TNA's missing x-factor...

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Germ Incubator posted:


Needs an Impact logo on that front bumper

:effort:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I feel like :russo: should be the other guy in the front car.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Bless you

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

LobsterMobster posted:

Billy Corgan, smiling politely

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

billy corgan before joining the total nonstop action creative team



Siamese dream?

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
mid 80s big dave reportin' in texas looks an awful lot like bryan pillman

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

mid 80s big dave reportin' in texas looks an awful lot like bryan pillman



hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

mid 80s big dave reportin' in texas looks an awful lot like bryan pillman



Are those predictions for high school football scores? Because lol 7-4.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Are those predictions for high school football scores? Because lol 7-4.

yeah those are all central/panhandle texas hs teams. also nulty next to him is mark nulty of very bad early roh commentary fame.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I like how Dave is losing to the guy whose plan seems to be "Eh, every game will be 20-10".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Go home and be a family man!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat


Paige runs the entire god drat show and Bryan is just along for the ride.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Paige runs the entire god drat show and Bryan is just along for the ride.

So would you say it's her house?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply