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Die Laughing posted:Posting on a comedy forum does not make you a comedian. We get it, you're not a comedian.
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2house2fly posted:Can't wait to play the role playing game about a specific person with much less leeway. If you haven't played any of the Witcher games I feel sad for you. Or the first two Mass Effects at least, before they totally disappeared up their own rear end in a top hat. Or really a bunch of games. NotALizardman posted:The difference being that the witcher games are written well compared to: Sure, but that doesn't make it a bad thing. It *might* make it a bad thing for that game, but it might not. It certainly makes modding a bit harder, but if they say enough crap you can always edit it to vaguely work. Innately there's nothing wrong with a voiced protagonist. It's just one more tool for storytelling. If you think people are poo poo storytellers, it really doesn't matter *what* they do. They'll still be poo poo at the end of the day.
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Father Wendigo posted:Of course, if you choose to side with the bold future visions of The Institute, you'll come to know them as New Institute Genetically Generated Elementary Replicant Synthetic, otherwise known afffffff It spells NIGGERS, op - kind of unfortunate acronym, really.
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Jul 28, 2015 06:05
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Magmarashi posted:Fallout 4 should really be more like a Kurosawa film Fallout 4 should be more like Van Buren. Canceled.
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Jul 28, 2015 06:32
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AEMINAL posted:Is anyone else really excited to play this game for days and days I cannot wait to put in multiple hundred hours into this game.
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AEMINAL posted:Is anyone else really excited to play this game for days and days Yeah im gonna make my laser musket like a high powered battle rifle and pick off tribals with my dog. its gonna be sweet.
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Szurumbur posted:It spells NIGGERS, op - kind of unfortunate acronym, really. Have to think this will be changed before the game is released.
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I'm going to build a house and explore a well detailed Bethesda world and put in hundreds of hours. Still, it's fun to poo poo on things, so until the game comes out, that's what I'll be doing.
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Jul 28, 2015 06:45
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I, for one, am wondering if we'll finally be able to have mole rat tit mods with jiggle physics. God dammit, Todd! You hear me?! We want our mole rat tits to jiggle like Jell-O, you shitlord! Do not deny us! We are loverslab!
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AEMINAL posted:Is anyone else really excited to play this game for days and days Nope, after seeing the awesome footage and cool new features all my jaded heart said was "Bethesda is going to ruin my precious RPG experience and beloved Fallout series forever"
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Boogaleeboo posted:If you haven't played any of the Witcher games I feel sad for you. Or the first two Mass Effects at least, before they totally disappeared up their own rear end in a top hat. Or really a bunch of games. That's because the first two Witcher games are unbelievably poo poo
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1 is the weakest, especially if you played before they patched the poo poo out of it, but it's still fun. 2 is a much better game, and 3 is pretty neat. Overall worth playing, although I'd say 1 is skippable at this point.
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MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:Hulk Hogan cameo confirmed According to a leaked copy of the Fallout 4 Official Guide (which is over 400 pages long) Kid Rock cameo confirmed: The Dirt Rap superstar will be an exaggerated version of himself under the moniker "Bungstud", a hyperactive Ghoul wearing a pair of black leather pants, a bedazzled cowboy hat...and little else. For the last three hundred years, Bungstud has dreamed of playing a show at Fenway Park. With the help of the player, he hopes to make that dream a reality--even if post-apocalyptic Fenway Park is currently occupied by "unsavory elements". Will imbue the player with a perk simply called "Creed" which will reduce the intelligence of all nearby NPCs to 1 but will max out their aggression towards all other NPCs. "Notable Quotes": "You gotta be KIDDIN' me! That ROCKED!" "I don't steal things--I'm rich." "They call me 'Bungstud' cause I'm a stud..." "I'll give you a hundred caps for every single Med-X you've got on you right now." (An extended 4-minute version of Elvis Presley's Hard Headed Woman wherein the player will be unable to end the "conversation" until Bungstud is finished)
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Nevermind, I'm dumb.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:10
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JackBadass posted:When Todd Howard sleeps at night, spiders don't crawl into his mouth, they crawl out of it. I will murder Todd Howard with a chainsaw, and I will not clip through him, as real life isn't programmed as poorly as his games.
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JackBadass posted:What, Mass Effect? 1 is the best story wise, 2 is the best game play wise, and 3 is garbage. The Witcher. Mass Effect is the opposite. 1 is the best, 2 improves on the action but shits on the story, and 3 is a hot mess.
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Boogaleeboo posted:The Witcher. Mass Effect is the opposite. 1 is the best, 2 improves on the action but shits on the story, and 3 is a hot mess. Yeah, I noticed what you were talking about a couple seconds ago. I'm really not on my game tonight.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:14
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frajaq posted:ME 3 had the coolest guns and that's what really matters 3's multiplayer was downright amazing.
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frajaq posted:ME 3 had the coolest guns and that's what really matters TontoCorazon posted:3's multiplayer was downright amazing. I wouldn't know because I couldn't get over the terrible everything else.
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JackBadass posted:I wouldn't know because I couldn't get over the terrible everything else. It was incredibly well made and very fun. It was magnitudes better than the single player. I hope they don't gently caress it up for the next mass effect.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:48
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What's the timeline look like on mirelurk tits and high res dongs with physics?
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So what's all this about the building crafting system that's supposed to be like minecraft?
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:According to a leaked copy of the Fallout 4 Official Guide (which is over 400 pages long Witcher 3's guide was 528 pages, I hope this means they are on the same level in amount of content. edit: Then again, these are the page numbers of other Bethesda games (Original, non-GOTY versions): Oblivion - 368 pages Fallout 3 - 464 pages Skyrim - 656 pages And just for comparison, New Vegas - 448 pages ymgve fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Jul 28, 2015 12:12
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Psychotic Weasel posted:How about we distract ourselves with the fact that autistic gamers the world over have somehow managed to outstrip some Chinese factory's ability to mass produce cheap plastic crap for impulsive man-children. What... but that... how is that possible?
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The Lone Badger posted:What... but that... how is that possible?  It's not they are deliberately creating artificial scarcity to hype the game. You really think a Chinese factory would turn down an order? It's the loving land of sub-contractors.
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What was the "Good Fight" actually about? Three Dog occasionally gives survival tips like don't surrender to Raiders and be nice to ghouls but up until halfway through the story most people thought the Enclave Radio was some old looping broadcast so its not like it was an ideological thing to counter state propaganda.
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TontoCorazon posted:3's multiplayer was downright amazing. This is an interesting parallel to Fallout 4 in a way; Mass Effect 3 had a great multiplayer mode but the single player story was bad. As the thing I enjoyed about the Mass Effect series was a solid story and fun space opera lore and all that, and I wasn't really looking to the series for a great co-op multiplayer experience, I was disappointed in the game.
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The Lone Badger posted:What... but that... how is that possible? Basically how stuff like this works is that Bethesda ordered X amount of Pip-Boys. The factory made an assembly line to produce them and figures it can produce the desired number in Y amount of time. So they're going to run the assembly line over that period of time. After which that assembly line is dumped and the people, space & other resources will be used for another assembly line, to produce another lovely product for another customer. And there's no way Bethesda could convince the factory move from its schedule. Bethesda can always order more of the things, but why would they? It would cost them more money and this creates more hype for the game. Edit: Pwnstar posted:What was the "Good Fight" actually about? Three Dog occasionally gives survival tips like don't surrender to Raiders and be nice to ghouls but up until halfway through the story most people thought the Enclave Radio was some old looping broadcast so its not like it was an ideological thing to counter state propaganda. "The Good Fight? What's that all about?" "Imagine a picture, okay? A picture of the Capital Wasteland. All that brick and rock. A whole lot of nothing, right? There's people out there trying to just barely make it by from day to day. Fighting to stay alive and make something of what they got. But then you've got all kinds of poo poo... Slavers, Super Mutants, Raiders... They all want a slice of the pie too and aim to take it by force." "So, people fight back." "They can't, not against those kinds of enemies. They just run away and hide or they stay and die. It just ain't right. So that's where I enter the picture. I fight the Good Fight with GNR as my gun. The sound of truth goes out across the Capital Wasteland. Hell, someone's got to counter that bullshit on the Enclave station." Raygereio fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Three Dog is basically a more powerless version of Rush Limbaugh who completely believes his own self created image as the only one giving people the hope to go on as they are too powerless to defend themselves without him drooling all over the Brotherhood of Steel. If he's coming back in 4, I expect him to be the John Henry Eden talking up Brotherhood support like its the best thing in the world when they show up, but he's likely going to be unquestionably good because reasons.
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I like Bethesda games because they are not really RPGs but god-simulators. So each game you start out as a minorly inconvenienced god and go reclaim your poo poo and alter the world based on your whims.
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Jul 28, 2015 13:22
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The only game that is a true RPG is Two Worlds 2.
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JackBadass posted:Still, it's fun to poo poo on things, so until the game comes out, that's what I'll be doing. Well you have fun doing that, I'll be having fun replaying Fallout 3 + New Vegas with Tale of Two Wastelands and dipping into Skyrim every now and then to get a taste of the new Bethesda engine that'll be (presumably) used for Fallout 4.
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