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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I laffed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOJwJEN-VFg

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
:getin:



:getin:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


no more than four goals between 'em

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Guardado's volley against Jamaica in Gold Cup Final

http://streamable.com/3yt5

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012

Vegetable posted:

Guardado's volley against Jamaica in Gold Cup Final

http://streamable.com/3yt5

goalkeeper's face is of disbelief

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
What a goal

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ciprian Maricon posted:

There's no way that's from just a break/surgery right?. Had to be an infection in the hospital or something like that.

When I was in school our wrestling coach used to tell us horror stories and show us pictures of MRSA, scared us to death and we cleaned every single piece of gear religiously. One of my biggest fears to this days is going to the hospital for something minor like gallbladder surgery or something and losing a limb to MRSA.

I, too, have had a compound fracture in my arm. Which shouldn't be surprising to anyone here I guess. I'm the gimped/injured dude.

My arm does that if I try to flex the muscles. There is definitely some muscle missing there as well as a skin graft. But my poo poo looks nowhere near that bad, so yeah. Somehing must have been with it too.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soulex posted:

I, too, have had a compound fracture in my arm. Which shouldn't be surprising to anyone here I guess. I'm the gimped/injured dude.

My arm does that if I try to flex the muscles. There is definitely some muscle missing there as well as a skin graft. But my poo poo looks nowhere near that bad, so yeah. Somehing must have been with it too.

It's becoming more and more obvious to me that god hates you.

hosed up legs, compound arm fracture, forced to live in Seattle, ugh.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

are the teams the wrong way round because I know the United home match against arsenal is in Feb as its currently scheduled for my wedding day

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

This one was my favorite

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

The Big Taff Man posted:

are the teams the wrong way round because I know the United home match against arsenal is in Feb as its currently scheduled for my wedding day

home team goes first in not-english

e: I just checked and the game's in London so it's wrong

Polidoro fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jul 28, 2015

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Shrapnig posted:

It's becoming more and more obvious to me that god hates you.

hosed up legs, compound arm fracture, forced to live in Seattle, ugh.

Yeah, it seems that way. My right arm is the only one that hasn't been really hosed up yet and have a big rear end scar on it.

So, impending accident inc.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Shrapnig posted:

It's becoming more and more obvious to me that god hates you.

hosed up legs, compound arm fracture, forced to live in Seattle, ugh.

- wife broke fifa disc

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Rename Soulex (no) Job

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

chuggo is BACK posted:

- wife broke fifa disc

Yes, she did. Because I broke her heart.

chuggo is BACK posted:

Rename Soulex (no) Legs

Fixed

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Interesting article on Carrow Road

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/28/norwich-city-carrow-road-80th-birthday

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/28/norwich-city-carrow-road-80th-birthday#img-1

That concrete wall at the side of the pitch - ouch!

PlantHead fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 28, 2015

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Its a shame there aren't better photos knocking about of The Nest, by all accounts it was a mentally unsafe stadium.



JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't realise they had such big hills in Norfolk

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Isco's and Kroos's mascots decided Ronaldo was way more cool

Heskie
Aug 10, 2002


garthcrooks.jpg

Heskie fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jul 28, 2015

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Heskie posted:



garthcrooks.jpg

wrong thread

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Heskie posted:



garthcrooks.jpg

This is horrifying.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol I just realised gerrard is centre back

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lamont Cranston posted:

This one was my favorite



Are these real coz lmao

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

noted center back Steven Gerrard

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
That team actually is the best MLS team ever

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paperhouse posted:

That team actually is the best MLS team ever

also this

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Paperhouse posted:

That team actually is the best MLS team ever

And five years ago this would be the best in the world. Minus Deuce, Omar, and Hamid.

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Heskie posted:



garthcrooks.jpg

Noted Brazilian defender Kaka as wingback. This checks out.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Kaka would own a bunch of garbageman American players even as a wing back

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

JFairfax posted:

lol I just realised gerrard is centre back

Does he actually play there in the MLS? Obv the image is just shoe horning the past it euro players into one side, but I don't know where he actually played these days.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If anything he's going to be used just behind Keane judging from the comments I've read.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Bape Culture posted:

Are these real coz lmao

Yes and they're all still there
https://twitter.com/HulkHogan

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Heskie posted:



garthcrooks.jpg
I'd watch this team play and I'd love it.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer



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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

So he's retweeting a bunch of black people to prove he's not racist?

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