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Sheep-Goats posted:I ran into a lot of people like that in group homes and state assisted living facilities and things like that as a paramedic. They usually have actual real life mental problems. Not so bad that they can't work in a factory or in the back of a McDonalds or something, but bad enough that if they enter a real world where once in a while it's knives out in some sense they get ground up. Just like functional people some of them are assholes and some of them are good people. Woah, way to bum me out. I knew it would be depressing but after reading that I'm legit sad.
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Hobohemian posted:Woah, way to bum me out. I knew it would be depressing but after reading that I'm legit sad. the bird will be truly loved and cared for until it escapes outside when she's cleaning it's cage ..
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:38 |
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toggle posted:the bird will be truly loved and cared for until it escapes outside when she's cleaning it's cage .. What makes you think that will happen?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:46 |
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god's will?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:52 |
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Crashbee posted:What makes you think that will happen? I had four cockateils over the course of my childhood (two in sequence then two at once, the second one met an untimely accidental end due to my brother stepping on him) and they always escape at some point and you have to walk after them in the neighborhood then ask a neighbor to borrow a ladder so you can go up the tree to get them, at which time they happily hop on your finger and sit on your shoulder as you walk back to the house, then you put on leather gloves if they're a bitey one and trim their wings. They're fairly curious animals and like to look in holes and under the couch and after a long winter they see the front door is open and you haven't clipped their wings because you're not taking them outside in the winter anyway and they fly out the door like a lightning bolt as they are the fastest flying bird native to Australia. Will the fat OKC lady have the ability to follow her bird when it inevitably escapes? She will probably try but give up when she sees him fly over a rooftop and disappear from sight. raton fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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Hobohemian posted:Pretty sure that is wrestling legend The Undertaker pre hat phase. I believe it is roman reigns and dean Ambrose below him
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 00:22 |
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her - You could text me, so I don't have to sign back on here. me - hmm.., you've stated in your profile that you are very much "disinterested" in casual sex/fun. but for me good sex is very important part of any connection. i am very lusty and sexual creature; so i don't really see how that anything would work out between us. her - Sorry, I don't hop into bed with strange men if that's your expectation or hope. My goal is looking for a strictly monogamous relationship after a few months of dating. At that point a physical relationship and that's if I feel respected and it's going well up to that point. me - i would recommend to take man's priorities into consideration also. i can't speak for all men around; but as far as i know - majority of adequate and healthy guys who have active and normal sexual lifestyle would not initiate a relationship with a woman of their liking; without learning first if she is sexualy compatible with him. her - My right man will want to be intimate when I want to be. Because that's how much he loves me. Your loss. And furthermore, the way you write English, I don't even think these are your pictures. Just a fake foreign profile. me - when you want him to be? that would be very impressive; if you would be able carouse, coerce or intimidate your man into having an erection upon you. but allow me to express doubt; if you really had such talents - you wouldn't be on this site if the first place. but surrounded by many fine man begging for your attention. but the reality is much harsher - you already 35 and still single with disgust for sweet and gentle sex and good 'old rough loving. your mentality of how the "correct" relationship should be will keep you single and heart broken until its too late. please hear me - don't waste the priceless time on your ego and self-centrism, it haven't brought you any good so far. the problem could be yours and not in - "all men are pigs." i am telling you this because if you won't change in the next five years - everything remains the same in your life and in the end - everybody loses. and it's so hard to believe that i could be a literate individual? regardless; your insult about my english i'll take as compliment. )) her - Tell all that to your mother sister or daughter. You have NO respect
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Aydjile posted:her - You could text me, so I don't have to sign back on here. That girl would have banged you if you could manage to conceal your crippling autism for 5 loving minutes.
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Hobohemian posted:That girl would have banged you if you could manage to conceal your crippling autism for 5 loving minutes.
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she sounds like a bit of a pill to date, but you sound like a gigantic suppository
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Hobohemian posted:That girl would have banged you if you could manage to conceal your crippling autism for 5 loving minutes.
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Aydjile posted:me - when you want him to be? that would be very impressive; if you would be able carouse, coerce or intimidate your man into having an erection upon you.
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neonbregna posted:I believe it is roman reigns and dean Ambrose below him She's probably the only person that feels Roman reigns deserved that belt
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 01:28 |
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Aydjile posted:her - You could text me, so I don't have to sign back on here. gently caress the haters, I want to see more of your okcupid chatlogs.
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Erection on you is a good name
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:13 |
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Mods plz change my name to Erection On You tia
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Aydjile posted:her - You could text me, so I don't have to sign back on here. Screencap or fake
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:32 |
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Da fuk
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:41 |
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Hobohemian posted:That girl would have banged you if you could manage to conceal your crippling autism for 5 loving minutes. Seriously dude. WTF, you had her at the point where you were texting her phone. That's a good sign she's into you and you know all that waiting for months before intimacy is complete bullshit.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:44 |
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"i dont gently caress on the first date" is the "junior job title, 5 years experience required" of dating
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:48 |
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sometimes its true but its oftentimes just a front to scare off the meek
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 05:49 |
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good job awkwardly pressing to get her entrenched in a polite and harmless social fiction about online datingn instead of getting her offered number and grabbing drinks or w/e like a normal person and seeing how things go, I guess?
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quote:My self-summary The whole loving point of online dating is to find a date. Folks pretending they're above that is worse than the generic "I like adventures, music and travel!" edit: Of course this is a mid 20's, special snowflake genderfluid queer woman who is heterosexual and making it even worse her username is so generic it might as well be "yes, and?" Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Hobohemian posted:That girl would have banged you if you could manage to conceal your crippling autism for 5 loving minutes.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 10:13 |
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I don't know whether I'm rooting for him posting a source and making everyone else look reactionary or for that to have been something that a person genuinely thought was a good idea to post in this thread. I'm leaning towards the former, but it's not like people haven't recently decided that this was the place to choose their relationship dysfunction hill to die on in.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 10:32 |
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The Puppet Master posted:Screencap or fake sometimes i just women to partake in creation of a relationship, instead of passive consumption of comfort and entertainment.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:52 |
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While there is none visible on your head, there is a massive fedora in your heart.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 12:34 |
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Goons outing themselves sinking potential gently caress sessions is funnier than the tumblr chicks from Oregon
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 12:42 |
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You are most beautiful m'lady. A thousand erections be upon you!
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 12:46 |
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Breetai posted:While there is none visible on your head, there is a massive fedora in your heart. Fedoras in the heart cannot be tipped
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Coolness Averted posted:you want to go silent hiking with me. thats where we hike together but we dont talk and i just listen to my audiobook. Hey, I've dated this girl! We went on a silent hike together. Well, not quite together, we weren't on the same trail. And it wasn't on the same day. But to be fair there's no way she could have told the difference.
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quote:Also, since people keep asking, I just got out of a very serious relationship and we live together. I'm trying to change my living situation, but it will take time. I'll come back to this one in a few months.
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:"i dont gently caress on the first date" is the "junior job title, 5 years experience required" of dating This is my dood right here
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Breetai posted:While there is none visible on your head, there is a massive fedora in your heart. M'aorta
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OKC girl posted:NO CIS MEN
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Lawman 0 posted:I'll come back to this one in a few months. Why wait it's the perfect chance to be the cucker
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quote:I spend a lot of time thinking about
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:50 |
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If someone lists "Blistex" as one of the six things she cannot live without, is that a tactful way of saying "I have herpes"?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:02 |
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no way plenty of ladies and dudes have chapped lips, especially in the winter or areas that are dry instead of humid
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NotWearingPants posted:If someone lists "Blistex" as one of the six things she cannot live without, is that a tactful way of saying "I have herpes"? Ugh, it may as well, if they're using loving Blistex instead of Chapstick™ Moisturizer 12 SPF lip balm. Utterly disgusting.
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