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Alhazred posted:I always forget that Melissa Joan Hart still exists. Well obviously so did every one else. That's why she's in God's not dead 2.
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Peel posted:"It essentially takes place in Arkansas around a teacher who talks out of term in her class room about Jesus and that spirals out into a big mess of a situation, where she gets put on trial for that." I will be shocked if God's Not Dead 3: A Good Day to Die, God doesn't take place in the near future where Christianity has been outlawed.
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Alhazred posted:I always forget that Melissa Joan Hart still exists.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) quote:“Repent and trust alone in him. It’s like you trust a parachute. When you jump out of a plane, you don’t save yourself by flapping your arms.” If you jump out of a plane and then close your eyes and just trust in your parachute, you'll end up being scraped up off the ground with a really big spatula. For Jesus. Hat Thoughts posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/318676760/darcis-walk-of-shame/?ref=kicktraq Okay this made me lose it. quote:At just $1, you can still be a part of the project, and you'll receive exclusive backer updates throughout the production! Every $1 will help Darci take her walk of shame. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/318676760/darcis-walk-of-shame/?ref=kicktraq I'm sorry MJH, but hey! Others made this movie a reality! And it was racist AND sexist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_of_Shame_%28film%29 Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Accidental Activist Aren't these the guys who recently got labeled as a hate group by the SPLC?
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SSNeoman posted:I'm sorry MJH, but hey! Others made this movie a reality! And it was racist AND sexist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_of_Shame_%28film%29 They would counter that SPLC is a hate group that only targets nice white Christians like themselves. Despite Nation of Islam being on their list of hate groups.
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Was thumbing through netflix and it recommended some stuff based on my watching Revelation Road 3, my favorite being Brother White, another DARW joint, where a pastor named "white" goes to an inner city church to teach the blacks about Jesus. It also recommended Green Street Hooligans 3, which is just a lovely bloodsport-wannabe movie with Scott Adkins, and American Warships, which is about a naval vessel fighting aliens.
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The thing I love about that premise is how little sense it makes. The cultural stereotype is that Black people are really hardcore Christians, not that they need the grace of white people. It would make way more sense if it were about a Black preacher who came to a mostly white, secularized neighborhood and tried to stir them up.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) That review does make me want to see this movie out of curiosity.
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K. Waste posted:The thing I love about that premise is how little sense it makes. The cultural stereotype is that Black people are really hardcore Christians, not that they need the grace of white people. It would make way more sense if it were about a Black preacher who came to a mostly white, secularized neighborhood and tried to stir them up.
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coyo7e posted:Was thumbing through netflix and it recommended some stuff based on my watching Revelation Road 3, my favorite being Brother White, another DARW joint, where a pastor named "white" goes to an inner city church to teach the blacks about Jesus. It also recommended Green Street Hooligans 3, which is just a lovely bloodsport-wannabe movie with Scott Adkins, and American Warships, which is about a naval vessel fighting aliens. It's basically Sister Act and there's very little teaching about Jesus involved. DARW is unable to get a prime gig beneath his megachurch boss (Ray Wise!) and forced to accept a job at a dying black church that couldn't figure out how to hold a concert fundraiser. e: A phenomenal cast of DARW, Jackée, and Reginald VelJohnson with Victoria Jackson and Ray Wise in minor roles. UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:It's basically Sister Act and there's very little teaching about Jesus involved. DARW is unable to get a prime gig beneath his megachurch boss (Ray Wise!) and forced to accept a job at a dying black church that couldn't figure out how to hold a concert fundraiser. This just gets more and more "haha funny, but then you realize how patently racist it is and you feel bad about it" as it goes on. Also: The most significant function that a Church can perform is as a repository for money and big, obnoxious spectacle. Because, you know, bring homage unto God or something.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) It took me a while, but I've only just noticed that the selfie is both (i) portrait orientation and (ii) printed out.
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Not to mention it the passage that supposedly says homosexuals won't inherit the kingdom of heaven the word isn't the typical Greek word for describing gay guys (the concept of gay didn't really exist because everybody was doing butt stuff) but the word specifically refers to males. Lesbians are in the clear!
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Jack Gladney posted:Women very rarely have any kind of sexual existence at all outside of men according to these kinds of people. Are they supposed to enjoy making children inside of their bodies? Not my problem! Even backed up by history. More than one anti-homosexuality act said nothing about lesbians because it either literally never occurred to the people passing it or they figured lesbians could simply be raped and impregnated anyway. Makes me glad to be going to a Christian church where the priest was wearing a rainbow stole the weekend of the Supreme Court decision.
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K. Waste posted:The thing I love about that premise is how little sense it makes. The cultural stereotype is that Black people are really hardcore Christians, not that they need the grace of white people. It would make way more sense if it were about a Black preacher who came to a mostly white, secularized neighborhood and tried to stir them up.
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Jack Gladney posted:I hope Clarissa's not the one who's going to explain it all to those school kids. Did Hercules not make it out of the last one alive or something? He did not. At the end of the movie, he gets hit by a car, and makes a last-minute conversion to Christianity. Then the two preachers who helped him make said conversion say "God is good" as Sorbo's freshly dead corpse lies right in front of them on the street.
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ZDar Fan posted:He did not. At the end of the movie, he gets hit by a car, and makes a last-minute conversion to Christianity. Then the two preachers who helped him make said conversion say "God is good" as Sorbo's freshly dead corpse lies right in front of them on the street. That part was awesome.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) If there is one time in history that  is justified.Not that anyone would bother with this poo poo.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) "Our protagonist in the film is Peter, a nervous bicycle delivery guy probably in his early 20s, who sometimes struggles in social situations because people shudder when he tells them he’s a Christian. Every time he “comes out” to a new person, he’s met with questions like “Oh… so do you actually believe that stuff?” and “Don’t most Christians think gays are going to hell?”" Boy these fuckers really want to pretend that they're the ones really being persecuted don't they? That’s when the scariest non-witnessing part of the movie happens. A giant, red-faced man starts banging on Diana’s car window and yelling. We can’t make out the words, but Diana is screaming, understandably, as she is stuck and a man is presumably going to assault her in her car. The man backs up, punches through her window, and grabs her. What’s happening?! We’re terrified for Diana! He starts to pull her out of the car, and then we see what’s up: She was stopped on train tracks, and he was pulling her out of the way of an oncoming train. Do you smell the metaphor coming? How can this bit be anything but apologia for the shittiest of anti-gay Christians? Dr. Killjoy fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jul 9, 2015 |
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^ But don't you see the twist? It's an amazing twist!Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Gods Not Dead 2 plot is out! Hudson would take whatever he had offered. He's been whoring himself for decades. So basically the plot of this movie revolves around a fantasy world where people get arrested for talking about religion? coyo7e posted:No when you jump out of a plane, you reach up and pull a ripcord, setting off a mechanical process in which your 'chute deploys (if it was folded etc properly). You've also got a backup 'chute. In fairness I think he meant trusting in it to work. But see, I wouldn't. I'd hope it would work, and hope the backup would in case. But if I trust it to work I won't respond right if it doesn't. SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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For conservative movies that are mainstream and not Bibleman levels of explicit, how's Faster starring the Rock back in 2010? If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about in Act 3. But the movie was a pretty good deconstruction of the standard grizzled action hero out for revenge that stood on its own IMHO.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) A better message I can glean from this movie is to be a good samaritan and not let people walk into busted elevators like a depraved rear end in a top hat. Also, Ray Comfort's book "Scientific Facts in the Bible" is a hilarious read that an evangelical day shift coworker left for us night shift jerks. Speaking of persecution persecution complexes, the oilfield work is taking a real hit down here so people have been getting layed off left and right. So when his turn came to be on the chopping block he knows for sure it's because us loving latino mexicans are evil conniving catholics running off the good and humble Christian. The last thing he left on the desk after he left on his last day was a chick track titled LOCO LOBO where an Evangelical in a Native community is persecuted and almost killed by a hired assassin/witch doctor.
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Ya know, normally i ask whether people like that know why they're not deemed worth enough to keep. the only place i've seen that sort of religious bullshit get a free pass was at a job where the management staff and a few coworkers were all fundies that attended the same church. Needless to say when the owner overheard them all pondering whether he was one of those "radical muslims" the staff started to thin out a bit. As far as I know the owner never expressed any religious belief ever and was a pretty good guy. Used to piss the managers off when he'd come in and say hi to me by name and then say hi to everyone else as a group. I assumed they figured we were in cahoots since they knew i was an evil agnostic/atheist at the time
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MariusLecter posted:Also, Ray Comfort's book "Scientific Facts in the Bible" is a hilarious read that an evangelical day shift coworker left for us night shift jerks. I found a copy of that book yesterday. Is there a conspiracy to spread it to atheists? Or just lovely books being thrown away?
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Random Stranger posted:I found a copy of that book yesterday. Is there a conspiracy to spread it to atheists? Or just lovely books being thrown away? First one, then the other. He brought a lot more chick tracks than the ones he left for me, they ended up in the porta-john floors and what have you. MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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SocketWrench posted:In fairness I think he meant trusting in it to work. But see, I wouldn't. I'd hope it would work, and hope the backup would in case. But if I trust it to work I won't respond right if it doesn't. DeusExMachinima posted:For conservative movies that are mainstream and not Bibleman levels of explicit, how's Faster starring the Rock back in 2010? If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about in Act 3. But the movie was a pretty good deconstruction of the standard grizzled action hero out for revenge that stood on its own IMHO. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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DeusExMachinima posted:For conservative movies that are mainstream and not Bibleman levels of explicit, how's Faster starring the Rock back in 2010? If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about in Act 3. But the movie was a pretty good deconstruction of the standard grizzled action hero out for revenge that stood on its own IMHO. I saw this a while back, but if memory serves that was more of a "Forgive your enemies" kind of thing, wasn't it?
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Luminous Obscurity posted:I saw this a while back, but if memory serves that was more of a "Forgive your enemies" kind of thing, wasn't it? Specifically, forgive your enemies if they preach the word of Jesus.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I will be shocked if God's Not Dead 3: A Good Day to Die, God doesn't take place in the near future where Christianity has been outlawed. !!!! My friend, have you ever seen the film Tribulation? IMDB posted:Tom Canboro is a police detective with a Christian sister, Eileen, a brother, Calvin, a wife, Susan, and eccentric brother-in-law, Jason. One night, Jason seemingly goes insane and tries to kill Eileen, calling her a "hater". Tom soon realises this may be a conspiracy going as far as devil worship, but as he speeds in his car to get help, he suddenly loses control and crashes. Waking up in a strange hospital, he finds years have passed and people all over the world are wearing the mark of 666 on their right hands, and all those who don't are being killed off. Franco Macalusso, the believer in world peace Jason was fond of, now controls the world, and is trying to bring the world together as it was at the tower of Babel. Meanwhile, the "Haters" or Christians are hiding out and airing TBN tapes on the air for people to realise the Messiah is really the Antichrist, but their leader, Helen Hannah, is arrested... Detective Tom is played by ***GARY BUSEY*** His sister and her brother are played by Margot Kidder and Howie Mandel, both of whom claim to have been unaware it was a Christian film until well into filming. I strongly recommend checking this out. I think I or someone else mentioned it earlier in the thread but definitely check it out, it's "great."
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Neo Rasa posted:Margot Kidder and Howie Mandel, both of whom claim to have been unaware it was a Christian film until well into filming. This seems to be an ongoing theme when it comes to people iffy on religion being put in religious themed movies. One would wonder why those that are supposed to be honest as their deity commands would be dishonest when "spreading the Word". I've asked it of other religious moral crusades, if your moral crusade requires immoral acts to push it along, is it really that moral?
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On a similar note, Kate Mulgrew got tricked into narrating a Geocentric documentary a couple years ago.
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Neo Rasa posted:My friend, have you ever seen the film Tribulation? Spoilered because this sounds like a loving pro watch: wikipedia posted:
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This may seem like a strange question, but I know there's a born again belief that grey aliens are actually demons and alien abductions are just a Satanic trick somehow, I guess to try and make people think that there's a 'scientific' explanation for Biblical truths or something like that. I'd think that idea would be fertile ground for a Christian horror movie... does anyone know if a film with that plot has ever been made?
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