Social Media: lmao listen and this is very important, I have no idea whats goin on

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Finn Balor posted:

Congratulations @HideoItami . Finally passed his U.S. Driving test on the 27th attempt. Finn & #DustysDrivingSchool

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:00

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:45

Mob: May 7, 2002; Me reading your posts

I hope Devitt continues Dream's legacy of teaching people how to drive

# ? Jul 28, 2015 21:25

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Is it just me or does Balor look like he has a huge loving mouth? His smile is so big, it looks like it could reach back to the sides of his head if he tried hard enough. Or maybe it's just that his whole face is really wide. His head is confusing me right now.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:00

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Phenix Rising posted:

Is it just me or does Balor look like he has a huge loving mouth? His smile is so big, it looks like it could reach back to the sides of his head if he tried hard enough. Or maybe it's just that his whole face is really wide. His head is confusing me right now.

The venom make up is not his actual face you know

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:35

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

editL: n/v

# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:18

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Nessus posted:

The venom make up is not his actual face you know

That's not makeup. Before every ppv match he sacrifices a space marine to the Chaos Gods and gets possessed by a Daemon Prince (devitt) as his reward, and you can't tell me otherwise. :colbert:

# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:25

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Nessus posted:

The venom make up is not his actual face you know

# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:29

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Phenix Rising posted:

Is it just me or does Balor look like he has a huge loving mouth? His smile is so big, it looks like it could reach back to the sides of his head if he tried hard enough. Or maybe it's just that his whole face is really wide. His head is confusing me right now.

Goons are really weird

# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:31

goc: Mar 26, 2013; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

Vince Russo seems to be very desperate for work. NSW_360 is an E-FED! "Look bro send me $20 and I'll write your next show"

goc fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 29, 2015

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:31

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

goc posted:

Vince Russo seems to be very desperate for work. NSW_360 is an E-FED! "Look bro send me $20 and I'll write your next show"

"But I don't want to book an angle where my sister's been impregnated against her will."

"This professional relationship is over, Bro!"

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:37

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Writer Cath posted:

"But I don't want to book an angle where my sister's been impregnated against her will."

"This professional relationship is over, Bro!"

Reminder that Russo was going to reveal he was the father of Stacy Kieblers baby.

EDIT: This by the way, means you would have gotten the mental image of Vince Russo loving Stacy Kiebler, constantly honking in his loving accent about "Bro, Bro! I'm getting there! Oh I got over Bro!"

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:38

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Onmi posted:

Reminder that Russo was going to reveal he was the father of Stacy Kieblers baby.

EDIT: This by the way, means you would have gotten the mental image of Vince Russo loving Stacy Kiebler, constantly honking in his loving accent about "Bro, Bro! I'm getting there! Oh I got over Bro!"

"But I didn't...."

"Callin' in red shirt security to escort this broad outta my room!" *Snore*

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:41

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Scotty knows how to blow up a feed.

Holla if ya hear the birthday boy. :toot:

# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:48

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Gonzo McFee posted:

If you've ever taken the Florida driver's test, you'd know how sick a burn this is.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:19

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:15

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Shatner in Stardust's corner is something I never knew I needed until just now.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:37

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

The_Rob posted:

Goons are really weird

I guess to be vaguely serious, a lot of Irish dudes just tend to show all their teeth when they smile, for whatever reason. My entire Irish side of the family has that going on. I'm sure it's not limited to the Irish either.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:54

TomWaitsForNoMan: May 28, 2003; By Any Means Necessary

Nessus posted:

I guess to be vaguely serious, a lot of Irish dudes just tend to show all their teeth when they smile, for whatever reason. My entire Irish side of the family has that going on. I'm sure it's not limited to the Irish either.

I think in Finn's case it's a clue to who the Demon Within actually is

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:57

ICHIBAHN: Feb 21, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Nessus posted:

I guess to be vaguely serious, a lot of Irish dudes just tend to show all their teeth when they smile, for whatever reason. My entire Irish side of the family has that going on. I'm sure it's not limited to the Irish either.

Eh? I've a lot of Irish family and I've never noticed or heard of that.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:59

Chewy Bitems: Dec 25, 2012; PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Nessus posted:

I guess to be vaguely serious, a lot of Irish dudes just tend to show all their teeth when they smile, for whatever reason. My entire Irish side of the family has that going on. I'm sure it's not limited to the Irish either.

What? is that not just a human thing, when you smile? am I smiling with a big mad face full of teeth every time or something, wha?

stop making me self conscious about smiling, something awful forums.

Delsaber posted:

I have no idea what the gently caress Shatner is talking about in this tweet, but I do want him to be in those backstage Stardust promos in the Goldust role of going along with Stardust's craziness.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:41

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Chewy Bitems posted:

What? is that not just a human thing, when you smile? am I smiling with a big mad face full of teeth every time or something, wha?

stop making me self conscious about smiling, something awful forums.

I have no idea what the gently caress Shatner is talking about in this tweet, but I do want him to be in those backstage Stardust promos in the Goldust role of going along with Stardust's craziness.

The badge design from Star Trek looks like stardust's A in his name.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:24

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Chewy Bitems posted:

What? is that not just a human thing, when you smile? am I smiling with a big mad face full of teeth every time or something, wha?

stop making me self conscious about smiling, something awful forums.

it's just that very few posters on this forum have had someone genuinely smile in their presence before.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:26

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

I Before E posted:

it's just that very few posters on this forum have had someone genuinely smile in their presence before.

I've been told to smile more, does that count?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:29

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Smiling is a sign of submission in primates never do it.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:57

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

sticklefifer posted:

Shatner in Stardust's corner is something I never knew I needed until just now.

It's still great:
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/626196412850569216

STAAAAHDUST posted:

I expect this kinda' thing from Sisko

...not you 💔

#JanewayAllDay

Shatner posted:

@StardustWWE Janeway wouldn't have you either. And be nice to @amellywood he's my buddy!

# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:06

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Smiling is a sign of submission in primates never do it.

What about if its Brock Lesnar smiling at you?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:08

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Onmi posted:

What about if its Brock Lesnar smiling at you?

I'd smile back if for some reason I were not smiling already.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:12

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Onmi posted:

What about if its Brock Lesnar smiling at you?

Run.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:21

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Senerio posted:

It's still great:
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/626196412850569216

Stardust taking some bold stances now.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 02:27

Tyson Tomko: May 8, 2005; The Problem Solver.

I knew Cody was a nerd but not a trek nerd. I am absolutely loving this!

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:09

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Senerio posted:

It's still great:
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/626196412850569216

Countdown til it turns out Shatner's twitter is run by Sheik's nephews or whatever

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:37

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

WWE knew.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:44

spongeh: Mar 22, 2009; BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

Aesop Poprock posted:

Countdown til it turns out Shatner's twitter is run by Sheik's nephews or whatever

that, or this feud is given to the miz because HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Stardust confirmed as a Heel forever after endorsing Janeway :mad:

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:06

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Run.

It wouldn't do you any good. It's like trying to ski away from the abominable snowman. You'll never be fast enough.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:43

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Gavok posted:

It wouldn't do you any good. It's like trying to ski away from the abominable snowman. You'll never be fast enough.

gently caress that snowman I always knew there was a way to beat him because my friend told me he did but I never could and I'm beginning to think he was lying.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:23

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

AMReese posted:

Two things

One, take a look at how Adam Rose has changed his Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/WWEAdamRose

Second:
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/626087176984334336

This didn't show me how awesome Adam Rose is, but it did show me how awesome William Shatner and Stardust are.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:28

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

If I remember correctly the programmers for that game never wrote an actual way to end or win the game so they made the snowman literally unbeatable

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:28

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Did you try using the pie?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:39

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:45

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

quote:

Once the player has completed their run, the game does not abruptly end. Rather, the player continues skiing until they encounter an "abominable snow monster[4]" who chases and attempts to eat the skier. From that point on, the player can ski until the monster catches and eats them.
The monster appears after the 1500 m mark and pursues the player downhill at high speed. Further down the hill (20�30 m) another monster also gives chase, but uphill. An angled route while playing in "fast" mode avoids both of them, but afterwards the distance starts counting down from −2000 m. The world loops around on itself, and everything outside the boundary of the piste triggers the monster. However, if the player returns within the invisible border, the monster stops.
Other snow monsters appear when the player travels 125 m upwards from the beginning or 500 m to the left or right. It is possible (but difficult) to be chased all the way through the course from −125 to 1985 m, thus generating a chase by two or three monsters past the end of the course.

So...you won the game if you get to the snowman, and then you and everyone else like you dies inevitably at its hands?

Pretty good life metaphor

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:41

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